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@competentposter.bsky.social
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Bringing my posts to the timeline in a creaking wooden cart. Four-time @Ppallo Home Run award winner. Ontario, Canada.

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competentposter @competentposter.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
skate edit #SessionSkateSim
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updates troglodyte updates george: 2 @troglodytegeorge.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
guys let's be friends forever
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tara @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
The homie who goes ornament mode whenever someone enters the house
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Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
You can do anything! . . . . If you try extremely hard and be frustrated and grumbling the whole time
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j @dyke.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Maybe tomorrow will be a new day 🙂
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JLP @jlp.systems · 12/03/2026
The Jimmy-Eaten World by Carl Sagan
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JLP @jlp.systems · 09/07/2026
Hello
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Gabri @someburgerfan.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
malcolm in the middle ages
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furby hancock @furbyhancock.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
researchers warn of sugar-resistant 'super medicines' that could take as many as four or five spoonfuls to go down
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VegHand @veghand.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Brandi has given some mlem blep pics for the world today.
Look at that underbite her chin is nearly pertruding over her top fangs!
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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
(talking to my forwards-facing buddy) strafe over here dude
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bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
critics are calling my swag "a revelation"
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BonkoBoi @bonkoboi.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Sorry, been out of the game for a while (my entire life)
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🔺 @cursedsynth.bsky.social · 17/07/2023
im rapping with an impeccable flow
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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
You have been blessed by Blurry Mort
Our black cat Mort, blurry, as he is about to jam his face into my phone
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𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕𝚕 𓅇 @adderallblack.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
you call that whimsical frolicking, playboy? you think that's merry, player?
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Heinz @heinz.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
vibrant, gracious and swag despite it all
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nikk @nikk.ca · 07/07/2026
i'm pioneering brave new sleep schedules
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JLP @jlp.systems · 06/07/2026
Almost done with my Harlem Shake video
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
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nikk @nikk.ca · 05/01/2026
(mortally wounded) gee whiz
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
For those of you who don't believe in the Bermuda triangle..
The Bermuda triangle
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rare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
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𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕𝚕 𓅇 @adderallblack.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
*stuffing the last rat into a big sack of rats* where we're going, we're gonna need all the rats we can get
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a couple stands in their backyard, speaking directly to the “camera” in an interview. The woman says, “we called the Dog Whisperer because our dog will not stop crip-walking.” Panel 2: the couple is sitting across from Cesar Milan in their living room. Their little white dog is crip-walking. Panel 2: the dog continues crip-walking, really hittin that. Cesar Milan looks up at the couple and says, “honestly, I don’t know what to tell you”
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eben (躺平; Tang-Ping era) @automax.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
under communism there will be more than four fruity flavors
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𝒓𝒐𝒔𝒆𝒎𝒂𝒓𝒚 𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒔 @borgerville.com · 22/07/2025
everybody gangster til the fog rises…
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Old Sam @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
came here to post this
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Not looking up from my phone as I nonchalantly backflip my monster truck over a volcano
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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
If I can smell your grill on the breeze you have to share
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Ppallo @ppallo.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Post about a trial involving a guy who lied about having sexual intercourse with a chocolate confectionery.
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phage @clubmoss.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Take your time today. No need to rush
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Everyone in my house has their own text file. Visitors to my home are invited to use guest.txt
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
My sons favorite book is "Stories That Go Hard"
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Words I Learned from Ultima @wordsofultima.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
paladin
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competentposter @competentposter.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
People who leave their american flag up after 4th of july like bro what is this halloween
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I'm the guy at the party who forgets to turn off the kitchen light after making some toast
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Jason Rabinowitz @airlineflyer.net · 05/07/2026
A $3 @mta.info subway fare and some good Q train timing can buy you one hell of a view of the July 4th fireworks and the Brooklyn Bridge light show! Huge shoutout to the train operator for slow rolling over the Manhattan Bridge and the conductor for announcing it.
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Tiptoe all you want dude. I can hear those pizzicato strings
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
he’s a-lookin’
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Let’s Go Sheens @auden.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
🤔
insta: paige.m.lewis
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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 04/07/2024
July 4th is very rough on my dog (he is a royalist and considers George Washington a traitor)
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Fungocrat @fungocrat.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
We don't do birthday parties for the kids, they're too young to really understand or care. We just have a little event each time one of them intuits a Noble Truth.
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P(aul) Frazee @pfrazee.com · 04/07/2026
Happy 4th of July!
Kit lying on an American flag
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Honestly 😭 if U celebrating 4th of July today fuck your ignorant dumbas[piece of black mold from my ceiling falls in my mouth and my pupils get all small] Fucked ET last night. Came in 5 strokes. I was shook. Whole thing felt like a pussy
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competentposter @competentposter.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
America was founded 250 years ago. I remember black skinny jeans and SoundCloud rap and leftist podcasts were hip-hoppining. They still are to a guy like me.
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Stupid McDummy @kilojuless.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 19/08/2023
Saturday is all about drinking your little coffee and playing it by ear
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