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Let’s Go Sheens @auden.bsky.social · 21h
get the full fat greek yogurt
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Let’s Go Sheens @auden.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
chad powers is ridiculous. you mean to tell me people take college football that seriously?!?!
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Let’s Go Sheens @auden.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
aella has powerful ghislaine vibes
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Let’s Go Sheens @auden.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
if my experience is anything to go by people probably HAVE heard choosin texas before but it made zero impression on them like a raindrop on dolly partons hair
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Let’s Go Sheens @auden.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
times are so hard that cats have to do cameos to afford churus 😭
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nathan @wiseposter.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
crashing into someone's dog door at full speed and then saying "sorry wrong house"
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Let’s Go Sheens @auden.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
at Cornell if you peacefully protest against genocide they would have campus police arrest you and sic ice on you. but if you drug and gangrape a woman you just need to write an essay
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I think millions would like for him to no code amirite this is a hospital talk joke
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Bug (Wet Work) Man @bugman.wetbug.work · 23/09/2026
Doing better! $30 keeps the phone on, $75 does it without two 7 days of $30/day overdraft fees. Pls help
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Let’s Go Sheens @auden.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
oh my
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Let’s Go Sheens @auden.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
reading about the lucky scoops trend make me realize that blind boxes are a form of gambling moneywise.com/life/parenti...
moneywise.com
'Lucky scoops' trend has kids paying $70 for $16 worth of cheap plastic trinkets. Is social media teaching elementary schoolers to love gambling?
Experts warn the viral lucky scoops trend could hook young viewers on pricey, chance-based games.
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Let’s Go Sheens @auden.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
upsetting that japanese insta accounts have started to adopt the rage inducing tapping thing. i dont understand why thats still a thing most people hate it
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Bug (Wet Work) Man @bugman.wetbug.work · 18/09/2026
Hello everyone. It is time once again for the Bugman to beg you for help. Got paid today, and after rent and an ACH loan payment I neglected to do-authorize I’m already -$2.89. Phone and internet will get shut off next week, and SNAP is running mighty low. Paypal: $buginsuranceman DM for zelle.
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Let’s Go Sheens @auden.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Iran: if you catch my drift 😉
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 18/09/2026
Share if you agree
Fat little chihuahua puppy (maybe?) looking extremely round and smiling lying on a tan fleece blanket
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Let’s Go Sheens @auden.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
reading carrie for the 1st time and was surprised to find out that book carrie is “chunky”. all the carries in adaptations are thin and in fact the carrie in Mike Flanagans upcoming adaptation is a gorgeous brooke shield lookalike screenrant.com/carrie-steph...
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Let’s Go Sheens @auden.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
brutal summer. im seeing more homeless people and much fewer birds and insects than before
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Let’s Go Sheens @auden.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
jesus christ
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Let’s Go Sheens @auden.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
i dragged myself out of my apartment in 90+ heat to the store to get japanese milk bread to make sandwiches but they’re out
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Let’s Go Sheens @auden.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
lets nap
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Let’s Go Sheens @auden.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
ive been looking for a while for a sponge holder that doesn’t get gross, enters daiso
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Let’s Go Sheens @auden.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
americans are unable to shop without these 2 things: iced drink, dog
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Libby @ancientprawns.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I wonder what it is like to have a perfect gumdrop-shape body
A tux cat sitting on a windowsill.  Her body is like a velvety black gumdrop with a neck and cat head projecting out from it, and a tail
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Let’s Go Sheens @auden.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
walmarts new privacy policy is fucking wild. ive deleted my Walmart account and will not go near their parking lots much less their stores.
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Let’s Go Sheens @auden.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
elizabeth holmes shows that big blue eyes are not necessarily pretty eyes
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Let’s Go Sheens @auden.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
2 of the cutest things in the world together
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Amy @pineappleheave.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Oh baby youuuuuu
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Let’s Go Sheens @auden.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
its saturday
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Let’s Go Sheens @auden.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
ive watched king of the hill for decades and ive only just realized today that his initials hrh references the title of the show
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Gondwanan Supermountain @dollyzoom.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Me: Real quick, what color is the sea again? Homer: … Me: Yeah, I thought so
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Adam Farrer @adamjfarrer.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Important: Support this sanctuary, where Wilbur happily spent the last of his days, variously snuffling the ground, being adored and lying on his side, whacked out of his sizeable gourd. www.pigsinthewood.com
pigsinthewood.com
Pigs in the Wood - Pig Sanctuary - Huddersfield
Pig sanctuary based in the village of Scissett, Huddersfield, West Yorkshire in 10 acres of woodland.
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Let’s Go Sheens @auden.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
1st comment under a post that talks about minimizing contact with a wild animal because it’s not good for it. those dailysquee type animal “lovers” deserve to be disemboweled by wild animals www.instagram.com/reel/DbEoXEh...
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Let’s Go Sheens @auden.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
please take my paw
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Let’s Go Sheens @auden.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
this pandy and i have the same brand of blood pressure monitor
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Let’s Go Sheens @auden.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
the description was generated by the computer. it was right about uni, he is a divine being
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reine 🌊 @reichurin.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
these make me laugh so much because i always think of this text 😂
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Libby @ancientprawns.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
These are all Vincent Price faces
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Let’s Go Sheens @auden.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
in a world of taylor swifts be a dolly parton
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Let’s Go Sheens @auden.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
made a 1000 calorie club sandwich it was delicious
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Let’s Go Sheens @auden.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
putting a screen protector is one of the most difficult things to do. you essentially need a cleanroom
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Let’s Go Sheens @auden.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
come ON
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Let’s Go Sheens @auden.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
this drunk history segment always makes me cry. “Dolly Parton wrote the song ‘I Will Always Love You’ for her former manager Porter Wagoner, and she stayed true to that promise for decades afterward.” m.youtube.com/watch?v=mK40...
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The Story Behind Dolly Parton’s “I Will Always Love You” - Drunk History
YouTube video by Comedy Central
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Let’s Go Sheens @auden.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
UNFAIR
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Let’s Go Sheens @auden.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
torties are girls tuxedos are boys
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Let’s Go Sheens @auden.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
labubus are over!
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Let’s Go Sheens @auden.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
the wrong people keep dying
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Let’s Go Sheens @auden.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
lol Beijing accented mandarin!
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Adam Bonica @adambonica.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
The fundraising texts you delete are working on someone. It’s infuriating and heartbreaking. An 85yo in Ohio gave more than double the value of his home. A 91yo in an Indianapolis senior facility gave 25K times. The DCCC/DSCC don’t just tolerate the spammers who exploit seniors. They take part.
data4democracy.substack.com
Hook and Squeeze
How Democratic consultants, committees, and party leaders built a fundraising spam pipeline that funnels money from a captive pool of elderly donors into their own operations.
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