iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

i had a blast but can you please not invite basho next time? his vivid depictions of the change of seasons make me painfully aware of my own transience

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Villein 🔒 @villein.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

few are doing it like me. and for good reason

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Fungocrat @fungocrat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I like that they built playgrounds under the new elevated train stations. It's important for children to play in the shade of a Cyclopean concrete megastructure.

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andy.scrolling.fright @andy.scrolling.site · 27/09/2026

Someone accidentally added a Grey Alien to the WhatsApp group

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Fungocrat @fungocrat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

It isn't strictly valid to say that an AI "thinks", but this is a useful intuition for the implications of the fact that AI services are each powered by a Spirit Gem.

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Fungocrat @fungocrat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Just met a toddler named Herb. There's hope for society.

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venomous laura @lauracreature.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

make Beringia walkable again

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Fungocrat @fungocrat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Was taking my kid to the designated Parkour Area that the local council built but the intended access point was cut off by construction. We were forced to creatively navigate a hostile urban built environment to reach it. Unacceptable.

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Fungocrat @fungocrat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Probably the key to my personal happiness is that I have a loving family, I enjoy my work and find it both meaningful and intellectually stimulating, and my employer is very supportive in enabling me to work flexibly and spend time caring for my children. I would recommend this.

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Azure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

(listening to a language learning tape) The force from the blast dislodged the bulk container from the security clamp. … The heat from the blast ignited the ruptured fuel tank.

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Fungocrat @fungocrat.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

[at the dinner table with my enemy]: You find the pork delectable? You detect a unique savour? Oh ho hooo, my friend... it is a special breed of pig. Genetically engineered to take sexual pleasure in considering a future event where a person eats its flesh. You have committed bestiality, my friend.

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Azure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I’m sorry I told you to arrive two hours before all the other guests and all the food do. I’m afraid I have to unburden my soul to you

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Fungocrat @fungocrat.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

If you're thinking of a new ringtone, I'm currently using one called "Aqueous" and it's great.

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Fungocrat @fungocrat.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Kicked out of yet another left wing political party once they realise I'm trying to run a "Dinotopian entryist takeover".

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Fungocrat @fungocrat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

The way people use the phrase "stolen valor" is actually stolen valor from people who use sorcery to sap the courage from others' hearts.

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Fungocrat @fungocrat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Every time I read "The Story of Babar" to my kid, a little meter ticks up a notch which measures the probability that I will buy myself a suit in a becoming shade of green irl.

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Fungocrat @fungocrat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

After even the slightest physical exertion, an atavistic drive awakens in my hindbrain compelling me to locate and consume 400g of pickled herring.

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Fungocrat @fungocrat.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I hauve built for my Dogge a Pleasure-Garden, in the antient Style.

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Fungocrat @fungocrat.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Assigning a swarm of hackerbot agents to close out my project board of all outstanding tasks from The Enlightenment by any means necessary.

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Fungocrat @fungocrat.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

My workplace's new sustainability initiative is that they're storing me buried in wet sand overnight in the office basement instead of letting me go home.

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Fungocrat @fungocrat.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Morning sky report from the three year old: sunrise today was "pink and big". They see so much more than we do.

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Fungocrat @fungocrat.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

You should be exempted from pet registration charges if your dog looks sufficiently like a thylacine #CityOfMerri-bek.

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terror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

My friend insists he found the cheat code to death the day he started absorbing the suns rays directly into his eyes

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terror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Asking my landlord to come over to investigate the tapping sound coming from just underneath the earths crust

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Azure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Till Eulenspiegel’s Tiresome Bullshit

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Fungocrat @fungocrat.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

"Ceaseless toil for no reward." Buddy - the ceaseless toil IS the reward.

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Fungocrat @fungocrat.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Sitting on a rock by the creek with my dog, waiting for people to walk by with dogs for my dog to wrestle. Kind of like being a Pokémon NPC.

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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Day one, we hit the ground running like dogs bro. All fours.

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Fungocrat @fungocrat.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

How do we build social licence for renewable energy buildout? Perhaps mandatory festivals of gratitude for the Gaze of Aten and the Breath of Aten? Face the facts. We can't unite people without an established state religion of Atenism.

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Fungocrat @fungocrat.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Existing campaigns to teach Australian children to be Sun Safe have been insufficient. They don't respect the sun enough. The only real solution is an established state religion of Atenism.

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Fungocrat @fungocrat.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

People should be able to form clandestine cells for purposes other than terror. Something wholesome. It'd solve a lot of problems.

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Sam @mardiroos.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Chaldean nonsense, my dear Bonatti. The stars in their dusty distant sphere have no effect on the lives of mortals. Return your attention to the flights of birds—finite, varied, born in the dust like us, roaming the heavens like the angels, attuned to the great grid—for a more sensible divination.

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Fungocrat @fungocrat.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Just got a backchannel message from my enemies. They're asking if I can change my name to "Ben" because they've thought up a really good insult based on the word "bendable". I'm considering it.

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Fungocrat @fungocrat.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

The Effective Altruist movement are revealed as HYPOCRITES by their refusal to support my plan for the cessation of human suffering (transform men into beasts).

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Fungocrat @fungocrat.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Message from The Cave: Bats have no sorrows or regrets 👍.

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Fungocrat @fungocrat.bsky.social · 29/08/2024

Humans. Evolved. From bats.

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Fungocrat @fungocrat.bsky.social · 26/08/2024

Q: Why do men desire to lose themselves in crowds, drown their identity in a clamouring mass? A: Humans evolved from bats.

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Fungocrat @fungocrat.bsky.social · 05/07/2025

People think that Evolutionary Psychology is a bullshit pseudoscience, but it's actually quite rigorous and predictive once you accept that humans evolved from bats.

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Fungocrat @fungocrat.bsky.social · 27/12/2025

👏HUMANS👏EVOLVED👏FROM👏BATS👏

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furby hancock @furbyhancock.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

interviewer: so what is it like to be a bat? bat 1: sucks bat 2: i wouldn't trade it for anything, except to show you just how beautiful it is.

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72 Seasons @72seasons.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Thick fog descends

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Fungocrat @fungocrat.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Mysterious fog enveloping the house this morning. Maybe it will happen today.

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Fungocrat @fungocrat.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I was once at a show where the performer engaged in banter about the weather, and in an offhand comment insulted the reputation for accuracy of the Australian Bureau of Meteorology. There was a legitimate upswell of anger in the crowd, you could feel violence might be near. This was in Castlemaine.

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Sam @mardiroos.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

This meeting could have been an email, which could have been an ear of wheat in silence reaped

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Fungocrat @fungocrat.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Building enterprise data services based in the Cloud of Unknowing.

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Fungocrat @fungocrat.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

People talk a lot about the causes of declining birth rates, but it's really simple. People used to need enough kids to put on a touring Shakespeare production - maybe six, even eight. But with the rising popularity of Samuel Beckett? Two is sufficient.

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72 Seasons @72seasons.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Heavy rain falls from time to time

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