bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 6him losing at chess to a dog out of a sense of noblesse oblige, not because i cant remember which bishop moves horizontally 0130
Reposted by bog landlordcomrade ella 🧚🏻♀️ @marzipanlord.bsky.social · 13hjust felt a neutrino go thru me 3482
bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 04/10/2026this is my son, he-man, and my daughter, flo from progressive. no relation 0132
bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 03/10/2026i have to say, im a huge fan. my rage would be nothing without your machine 0101
bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026(shouting through tears, barely audible over the waves crashing against our pirate ship) I SHARED MY ONE TIME CODE WITH YOU 0173
bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026plants are starting to harness the power of electricity, and its making animals nervous 1162
bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026as a hustler, you should not be spending hundreds of dollars on drugs and alcohol when you can spin in circles and get dizzy for free 1505
bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I can't Change Mind right now, there are enemies nearby 0394
bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026im not arguing with people anymore im just bonking them on the head with my staff 1434
bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026common misconception. zelda is the name of the guy. the game is called "link's monster" 0152
bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i had a blast but can you please not invite basho next time? his vivid depictions of the change of seasons make me painfully aware of my own transience 121062
bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i relate when ai companies build a computer so big that they get scared because ive had similar experiences with sandwiches 0213
Reposted by bog landlordAzure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Fucking up really bad is like jazz 210622
bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026your computer should fight for its life every time you go to shut it off 37914
bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i was transfixed by the inexplicable properties of magnets at an early age. the source of their abilities is perhaps the greatest enigma of modern science 070
Reposted by bog landlordannex/addendum @antihalieutics.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I compiled another set. This one is called "27 fragments along vaguely bestial faultlines". Unsurprisingly, it contains 27 images. Most of them recent, some of them not. Best viewed on desktop. Refresh page to shuffle.antihalieutics.neocities.org27 fragments along vaguely bestial faultlines 0128
bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026hey were all listening to the rainbow connection and crying, pull up 060
bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026im sorry for complimenting your outfit bro. eros consumed me like a flame and i singed ur perfect, chaste basketball shorts with my impassioned remarks 1111
bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026if a meteor fell to earth i would simply move out of the way 1213
Reposted by bog landlordJess @ennui-haver.bsky.social · 26/09/2026the dark side of the force is so scary but so powerful. 1161
bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026STUDENT: fuck pathos, marry logos, kill ethos. right? MASTER: (SMILING ) kill ethos, kill logos, kill pathos 0274
Reposted by bog landlordAzure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Spooky doowop quartet the Four Eerie Occurrences 1277
bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 26/09/2026im on an acetaminophen diet. acetaminophen, and i eat it 1788
bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026i spent all my money on neodymium magnets because i thought theyd become priceless once the public woke up to their incredible power 1393
bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026turned away by st peter because i brought an iced coffee to the gates of heaven 050
bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 24/09/2026if youre an expectation i bet being subverted feels exactly how youd expect 1100
bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 23/09/2026if you approach me in the spirit of brotherhood, my systems will automatically retaliate, instantly rendering us friends 070
bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 23/09/2026oh i get it. the coltrane album is called "my favorite things" because its one of my favorite things 160
Reposted by bog landlordte pua o te rēinga @cucumber.bsky.social · 23/09/2026doubling down on bronze as the alloy of the future 2515
bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 23/09/2026this is my daughter, jacqueline jill, and my son, Beast Of Da Field 070
bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 22/09/2026(AFFIRMATIONS) i should be hunted down and killed. i should be dressed in fine silks. i should start hanging out in the sewer. extraterrestrials will actually receive my messages this time. i will win the lottery five times in a row. 2170
bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 22/09/2026thank god there arent read receipts on bottled messages you throw in the ocean because the benefit of the doubt is pretty much the only thing keeping me going rn 0120
Reposted by bog landlord ً @zan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Louisiana Cajun French should be the language of diplomacy 291
bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 22/09/2026its called "charlottes web" because shes a charlatan spinning a web of lies around a fundamentally uninteresting pig. 0130
bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026aprils meeting of Flakes Anonymous is getting pushed back another week. we should be on for october 5 082
Reposted by bog landlordAzure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Reading the timeline 816537
Reposted by bog landlordwhat a ghoul believes ☎️ @sayambular.bsky.social · 21/09/2026penny lane there is a barber showing photographs of every head he’s had the pleasure to give dome 2253
bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026if god wanted us to be happy, why did he allow elliott smith self titled to come to pass? 050
bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 20/09/2026theyre letting me be 5% more evil tomorrow with a view toward 10% depending on the outcome 1140
bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026GUY WHOS SEEN 9999 MOVIES, SEEING HIS 10000TH: this reminds me of—oh god. so much. oh god— 0220
bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026if this post flops this whole website is set to blow 0140
