phage @clubmoss.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Playing some shows in Colorado the next few days, come thru 181
phage @clubmoss.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Yeah i’ll take the rice and noodles and uh general tso’s chicken ummm and spicy bourbon chicken. Mind if i get some spocy bourbon chicken sauce on the rice? Yeah, like that. Perfect. Egg roll? Yeah, i’ll take one. Thanks. I’ll pay cash 050
phage @clubmoss.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I have decided once again to delay complete destruction and turmoil because i got got home and saw my dog 1160
phage @clubmoss.bsky.social · 27/08/2026*guy struggling to stay positive* today i’m grateful for uhhhh clouds umm especially the wispy ones 1120
phage @clubmoss.bsky.social · 26/08/2026She does not think i should have to go to work. But she makes no plans for kibble to fill her bowl 0100
phage @clubmoss.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I remember 2020 during lockdown when people were going to the hospital dying of covid and i lost the feeling in like half my body randomly one day, then went to the hospital to find i had shingles 170
phage @clubmoss.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Unbelievably good youtu.be/kVzaq0RRYPQ?...youtu.beIsaiah Rashad: Tiny Desk ConcertYouTube video by NPR Music 030
phage @clubmoss.bsky.social · 25/08/2026No bro i swear this siren is different, she yearns for me. She isn’t like the others 091
phage @clubmoss.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I could have been one of the most successful reptiles in all of Pangea with minimal effort 010
phage @clubmoss.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Life feels like playing ball. But you don’t know what the ball looks like, whether you have it, what direction you go with it, how to score it, how the scoring system works, who is on the opposite team, who is on your team, if there even are teams or whether the ball even exists — but you better win 150
phage @clubmoss.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Sending an email to your ecology professor from 10 years ago being like “do you remember me?” feels more embarrassing than texting your ex “hey” 1150
phage @clubmoss.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Not gonna apologize for slamming my car into your storefront. I won’t feel guilt or shame in a world where I lack free will. I didn’t choose for cars to be made, store walls to exist, or roads to have unpredictable turns. My actions are only reactions to the things outside of me. Not my fault 1346
phage @clubmoss.bsky.social · 20/08/2026You can actually crush an IPA and hot dog during intermission of an orchestra’s performance of Mozart and Vivaldi on a Summer night if you want to 180
phage @clubmoss.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Who still rocks with a box or drawer of jumbled wires somewhere in their home? I know I do 171
phage @clubmoss.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Happy Monday! How grateful we all are to be able to produce goods and services for society again today, while contributing to the profit of those willing to hand us a check so we can consume goods and services. Let’s make today productive, folks! 090
phage @clubmoss.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Used an AM face moisturizer at night and i immediately respawned at sunrise 050
phage @clubmoss.bsky.social · 14/08/2026My backyard biodiversity could out compete your backyard biodiversity in a fight for resources 060
phage @clubmoss.bsky.social · 12/08/2026I am growing aware of possibly malevolent spooks that are revealing themselves in oblique ways 061
phage @clubmoss.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Ramen and water for dinner. According to economists, I should afford a home now. 0120
phage @clubmoss.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Saw a sign earlier that said “EVERY DAY” and something about it was very menacing 060
phage @clubmoss.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Dudes win a Sierra Nevada branded Paddle board at trivia and make it their whole personality 2100
phage @clubmoss.bsky.social · 04/08/2026I, too, would be a good boy and sit for a piece of cheese 040
phage @clubmoss.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Evaporating listening to Someday We’ll All Be Free by Donny Hathaway 030
