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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 1m

🧌⛩️ To access secret castle key 🏰 🗝️ 🧝🏻‍♂️🧙‍♀️ You must answer riddles three 🕯️💀 1. What’s for lunch? 2. can i have some? 3. what’s for dinner?

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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 14/10/2025

Troll toll benefits the whole community. without it the bridge would remain dangerously unguarded!

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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

🌛 H A L L 🎃 W E E N 🌜 ✨🌚 Q U E S T 🌝✨ 🪦🌲🪦🕸️🪾🪦🦇🌲🪦 ⛩️➕👻➕➕🪦⚰️🧛🏻‍♀️🗝️ 🪦🪦➕🪦➕🕯️➕🪾🌲 🪾🪓➕🪦🪦🌲🌲🪦🪦 🌲➕⛲️➕🧟‍♂️➕➕🔒🍬 🪦➕🩸➕🪦➕🥀🐈‍⬛🪦 🕸️🪦🪾🪦🪦🌲🕸️🪾🪦

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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 14/10/2025

M U S H R 👀 M Q U E S T 🌲🌲🌳🌲🌲🌳🌳🌲🌲 🌲➕🐆➕🌲➕⛲️🦚🌲 🌳➕🌲➕🤺➕➕🔒🍄 🌲🗡️➕🌲🌲🌳🌲🌲🌲 🌲🌲➕🌲➕🕸️➕🪾🌳 ⛩️➕🧌➕➕🪾🕷️🗝️🪾 🌲🌲🌳🌲🌲🌳🪾🌲🌲

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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 25/10/2025

C A S T L E ⚔️ Q U E S T 🏯🏰🏰🏰🏰⛩️🏰🏰🏯 🏰🪣💬🛡️⛲️➕⛲️🌹🏰 🏰🏯🧙🏼‍♀️🏯⛲️➕⛲️➕🏰 🍱🚪➕➕🗡️➕➕🤺🏰 🏰🏯🐉🏯➕🏯🔥🏯🏰 🏰🗝️👸🏻🏯🔒🏯➕🪉🏰 🏯🏰🏰🏰👑🏰🏰🏰🏯

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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 21m

Your Pipe Smoke Too Tough. Your Chainmail too Mithril. Your Samwise Too Loyal. Orcs'll Kill You

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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 37m

Old Sam is dead 🪾🪦🥀 Long live Cold Sam

an enhalloweenèd depiction of Old Sam in red Phrygian cap, fleeing castle pursued by skeletal archers, ghost cloud drifting from pipe loud

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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 1h

expedition log—day unknown. Pursued [illegible] [...] hidden [...] ceremony [blood stains?]. [...] the wolvened[?] men, the threefold chant: "All old, cold child. All world-fields fall chill. Thy mild self drinks wolf-milk. Folk feel a fell pull. An ill will. A still pool swollen with a silent kill

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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 2h

expedition log - day 274: increasingly suspect that the ur-source of the Briton's torment lies in his deep love for words formed under the baleful influence of the fell 'Dark L'

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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 2h

this lyrics to this could be several of the greatest posts in history. instead its the heaviest song ever produced by 16 year old virtuouso dope fiends

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GOD - My Pal (live)

YouTube video by Dean Champ

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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 08/05/2024

albums which, had i not heard them, i'd be a totally different person today

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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 07/08/2023

one of my favourite musical curios: Low and Dirty Three covering Neil Young

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Down By The River

Low, Dirty Three · Song · 2001

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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 25/07/2023

everyone got that one roguish but appealing homie of low social class who lives by their wits in a corrupt society

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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

Baltasar the cunning: consider, a Foolish man. Of some low cunning, perhaps, some ambition. but short-sighted. imprudent. lacking both subtility and boldness. ignorant of consequence and cause. Me: ok. sure. I can do that. what's your point? Baltasar the cunning: that's you. you're that man lmao

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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 10/07/2025

secret tip: if you crouch down low and remove all your carried items you can leave any work meeting without anyone noticing

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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 3h

as a teen my technique for finding new music was to spend several dissociated hours in the record store staring at every cover until one of them spoke directly to my inmost – quivering like a dowser's rod – allowing me to confidently purchase it and return home for the first of countless plays

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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 3h

(throwing away expired leftovers) godspeed you! black tupperware

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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 3h

typo in my post. evil in my heart

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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 5h

When I heard that netflix was doing a Stanford prison experiment I thought "wow"

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 3h

When you get off the bus it's customary to say to the driver "You appeared to me in my dream as a shimmering resplendent tower of light and in that moment I knew that everything was going to be okay"

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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 3h

want to know if the history of a concept is treated seriously or trivially in the literature? try searching scholar or ngrams for the phrase "[Topic] has always", and you will immediately see if there's a pervasive ahistorical tendency

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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 10h

saw your man joining a 10,000 strong facebook group called “The hidden truth of Urine,”

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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social · 12h

Just need to sublimate disappointment, reveal and articulate my desires, and quickly and affordably make them manifest while recovering from dental surgery

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comrade ella 🧚🏻‍♀️ @marzipanlord.bsky.social · 11h

bro can you pass me a hug

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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 12h

daily affirmation: "the sum of all film, all projectors, and all cameras in the world constitutes one machine, which is by far the largest and most ambitious single artifact yet conceived!"

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frielf @goblin.fans · 23h

did you guys know that if someone laughs into your genitals during an intimate moment you can get pregnant with a clown?

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frielf @goblin.fans · 12h

Meaf Island

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bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 12h

as a hustler, you should not be spending hundreds of dollars on drugs and alcohol when you can spin in circles and get dizzy for free

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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 12h

ever since i was a child i have wanted to be denied financial services for opaque and inscrutable reasons

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salad bar ham cubes @flangy.bsky.social · 12h

Computer, hail Satan

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regular sized ackman @pleas4nt.bsky.social · 12h

Magic eye pictures are an illusion. They want you to think that your eye is magic, but really it is the picture that is magic

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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 12h

maybe instead of GIF replies try a few more Gift Replies?? reciprocity is the foundation of social cohesion

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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 12h

ask your health provider if questions are right for you

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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 13h

palace? i can barely afford my Memory Studio-Apartment

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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 13h

PDF stands for Portable Document Fortress

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Toxic Rogs Pumpkin @stev.bsky.social · 13h

what’s the most powerful pdf you ever opened?

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rare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social · 15h

now sensing and detecting all ancient rules. now following ancient rules...ancient rules followed. now compliant with the ancients

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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 13h

angry fisherman: guys cut the carp

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bug @11828appelstall.bsky.social · 13h

old sam no one will harm us

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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

ask your doctor about ghosts

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rare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social · 13h

boyfriend: Did you ever end up checking out that thing i told you about girlfriend: what ? boyfriend: Zebras girlfriend: oh boyfriend: Did you check it out? girlfriend: i already kind of knew about zebras boyfriend: Oh boyfriend: Do you think maybe you should brush up though

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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social · 13h

Emergency vision quest

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Toxic Rogs Pumpkin @stev.bsky.social · 13h

Don’t ruin my crap

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がんぼるぞい®︎ 💪🐶✨borzoiボルゾイ @ganborzoi.bsky.social · 13h

くうちゃんの遊び相手がんぼるぞい！ translation: I'll do my best to be a good playmate for Kuu. Photo from October 2019

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