VegHand @veghand.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Crazy how you can listen to your favorite artists entire discography and sometimes when you come back you find a real banger like wow how did I not have this one added already this slaps how did I miss this? 010
VegHand @veghand.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Weather is changing so fast it's going to be Fall in no time I'm already seeing the leaves change I can't believe it. I hear it's not freezing til late November so that means I can actually fully grow out my plants and not chop early and end up with mad crappy Unc weed. 000
VegHand @veghand.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I got hella bad anxiety today from losing my cat then she pops up out of nowhere from hiding under a dresser over half the day. Crazy. I need a good smoke and a walk. I thought she ran away because I was mean to her by putting her in my mom's room for a few nights. 000
VegHand @veghand.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I'll take Mushrooms that look like other body parts for $100 Alex 010
VegHand @veghand.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Those damn Spotted lantern flies ruined my harvest this season! Took out some of my best plants. Oh well. I'm working on getting the indoor grow set up again but there's a bug problem in there also! Doing IPM and spraying neem. At least the plant that survived is gonna rip it stinks. Godfather OG 000
VegHand @veghand.bsky.social · 31/08/2026So it was either this Trolli Mountain Dew that cured me but I doubt that or it was getting off of that app. Not sure. But at least I don't feel like I'm dying anymore. Think I'll stay here for a while. Maybe have some more soda. 😆 010
VegHand @veghand.bsky.social · 31/08/2026So you're 38 addicted to drugs and not healthy enough to walk your dog and too mentally ill and wesk to function as an adult, you sound like a great option for a draft pick, if a mad eugenics program was sweeping the nation. 100
VegHand @veghand.bsky.social · 31/08/2026So I didn't know that the app was mind control. Yeah. I feel completely different being on here. I felt sick for days and I didn't know what was causing it. As soon as I came here the symptoms stopped. Idk if it's that or the Mountain Dew I just opened but my brain isn't clusterfucked anymore. 010
VegHand @veghand.bsky.social · 31/08/2026BlueSky has died? Idk. Haven't been here for a while. Stopped coming in daily when I posted 10 times in a row and nobody liked my posts. Got addicted to X and consuming their propaganda 40 hours a week. My brain literally hurts. I can't go on there for hours like that. Switching to here and YouTube. 020
VegHand @veghand.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Reposting this mushroom art from downtown Providence, RI because it's so pretty and colorful. 000
VegHand @veghand.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I don't know if the guy is an amoeba but the way he moves is mad amoeba coded no cap. 010
VegHand @veghand.bsky.social · 14/08/2026It's too late to save him He's already vaccinated encrypted and retarded 000
VegHand @veghand.bsky.social · 07/08/2026His name was Hans Kissel because the potato girls used to sneak into the field to give him a little kiss. 100
VegHand @veghand.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I work at Taco Bell and I'm in the business of serving diarrhea. 000
VegHand @veghand.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Wearing these in August and all I can say is, these are Winter boots bros. Hot feet. 000
VegHand @veghand.bsky.social · 31/07/2026$6 for a milkshake?! I will just have go to the ma and pa shop for a real one from a hot half naked courtesan instead! Ha, I'd rather get the milfshake! 😂 000
VegHand @veghand.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Just came across your Private Psychadelic Reel and wow, what a freak you are! 😲 000
VegHand @veghand.bsky.social · 23/07/2026You ever chug a tall plastic cup of chocolate Nesquik like your life depended on it? I did. It was delicious and gave me life. 000
VegHand @veghand.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Every time you have a hotdog you remember Gupp's sacrifice dammit 🇺🇸🌭 000
VegHand @veghand.bsky.social · 23/07/2026I watched this video how this guy got really sick from gas station hotdogs and I couldn't help but think it might have been Gupp in that video 000
VegHand @veghand.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Constantly teetering between the rungs of medium imbecile and low grade imbecile for life with a high grade imbecile taste. 😔 010
VegHand @veghand.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Uh-oh!!! Just had a long winded fart and it stinks and now have a little tummy ache! 😲😖😩💩💥🤯🚽 000
VegHand @veghand.bsky.social · 17/07/2026I got that type of Whiteboy in me that loves African music when they sing in their native language. 000
VegHand @veghand.bsky.social · 17/07/2026He's the one you call Dr. Chodebanger He's the one you call to make you feel alright 010
Reposted by VegHandVegHand @veghand.bsky.social · 28/02/2025Sometimes when I lay myself down to sleep I don't instinctively reach for the phone and in the still night silence I feel like a kid again and I am at peace and everything's normal again and I'm going to be alright and forget that I'll soon wake up in early onset technoauthoritarianism. Goodnight. 😴 021
VegHand @veghand.bsky.social · 17/07/2026I think that making my name Bulbachode for all Pokémon games is a good idea. 010
VegHand @veghand.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Tell me about your bloodline and ancient history of your genetics, female. 020
VegHand @veghand.bsky.social · 17/07/2026That's my friend 6 cheeseburger Hank and he says that you 1 cheeseburger fellas are the real problem here! 000
VegHand @veghand.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Bird of prey Bird of prey Flying through the sky Up above so high Gently soaring through the sky Flying high Bird of prey Bird of prey 000
VegHand @veghand.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Reposting this beautiful big giant bird, maybe a Hawk, spotted in Canada. 011
VegHand @veghand.bsky.social · 16/07/2026People are saying it's the best diarrhea that you can find in any country. No one beats our diarrhea. No one is producing diarrhea like we produce. Greatest diarrhea ever. They are going to call me the diarrhea president! I am here to give you all diarrhea. Diarrhea for all! 000
VegHand @veghand.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Pay on a scale of cheeseburgers For every hour I work I need 4 cheeseburgers. 1 for me, my wife and 2 kids. So we take a McDonald's Quarter Pounder with Bacon's worth and multiply it by 4. I need $30.36 and hour. 000
VegHand @veghand.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Crack in morning Crackhead in the evening Crack at supper time. With Crackhead on a Bagel you can be a Crackhead anytime! 000
VegHand @veghand.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Just ate a Walmart bagel for breakfast that smelled like cardboard and a used Turkish woman's prophylactic. 100
