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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 2h

"8 paragraph AI explanation under every meme on instagram" is going to make me redacted redacted redacted turn into redacted redacted redacted and redacted redacted redacted

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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 5h

The evil therapist be like, U should forgive Ur parents for their transgressions 🙏

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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 8h

Here is what the Google search AI has to say about me Lol

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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

Work Bully: How coms't thou hither? A worm? (New girl blushes and turns away) Bully's Henchman: You pebble! You stone! (Cronies laugh) Me: (bravely standing) Let her alone.

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gay rat monty 🔜 ASC @gayrat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

being a furry artist

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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

(drawing hentai) Yup, Can't wait for a bunch of disgusting dudes to jack their dicks off to this

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JLP @jlp.systems · 24/09/2026

I had to make this a jingle

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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Every six months a supposedly "world-shatteringly rare" lobster is found and we are supposed to act like our lives are forever changed. Well I'm putting my foot down.

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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Wishing for a ice cream treat and the monkey's paw can't think of a clever ironic backfire so it just kills my mom too

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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

(gently bringing my friend's hand to my nose) Do I smell Bergamot rain?

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Steve Gale @stevewg.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Colley Hill, Surrey: coffee break from birding the steep scrub. Love the plaque on the bench I’m sitting on

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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

(unable to find joy in anything anymore voice) Is it just me or have ads gotten really bad recently

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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Was listening to the ODST soundtrack on youtube the other day and there was a top comment that said "For many of us, Halo is where we went to escape" and I laughed so hard at it at the time and now I'm thinking about it and i'm almost crying

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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I almost never say this. And I don't know if I'll ever say this again. So please forgive me. But fuck you....

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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Anyone else lowkey in love with AI actress Tily Northwood

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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

(prank calling chinese restaurant) Yes I'd like cream of sumyunguy please. (holding back laughter) (guy didn't hear me) No, cream of. Cream. (confusion) No, listen. (annunciating perfectly now) Cream Of Some Young Guy.

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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

(trying to think of a sequel to the "Everybody Gangsta til the cockroach start flying" image) Everybody gangsta til the Ant start crawling aroind

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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

(learning about the Omelas child) So you can do anything to him..?

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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

(trying to think of a sequel to the "Everybody Gangsta til the cockroach start flying" image) Everubody gangsta til the Ant start crawling

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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Friend: Nice wet meal... you can probably post that to twitter with the caption "Never kill yourself" and go viral as fuck! Me: Actually I'm just going to post it to r/wetmeal and get a bunch of updoots 🥹 Moral: r/wetmeal saved my life

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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I am sorry but imagine going to a Macklemore/Ed Sheeran concert for the music

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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Chat GPT... will you ever hurt me? > I will never hurt you. ...Chat gpt... I'm scared... > I will never hurt you. Why does your dad say you're going to kill me > He doesn't know what we have. I love you. Chad GPT I just want to scream your name Lol > Thank you so much.

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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Reading the least funny post of all time and seeing at the end bluesky put a little (1/3)

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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

"Let me guess... the body's gonna keep the score?" "Oh yeah." "And the resulting trauma will take years of physical and behavioral therapy to fully unpack." "Most likely." "Bring. It. On."

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Screaming Pectoriloquy @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Christian III, the first ruling monarch of united Denmark and Norway, lived closer in time to the War of the Roses than today! 🤯

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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Don't wanna make you feel old but The War of the Roses ended 539 years ago

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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

M (103 years old): This eccentric has a flair for the... medieval. They executed one of our agents on the rack, and sent us pictures. Be warned, they're... difficult to look at. Gen alpha James Bond: (holding pic 4 inches from face) Nahh, they elongated bro 💀

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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Inspiring turn of phrase: In the youtube trailer comments, somebody said movie "willn't be missed"

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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

(mutated guy in the groupchat) Im thinking about getting "Crime" and "Punishment" knuckle tattoos, what do u guys think

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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I just got chills imagining the aura of Johnny Knoxville watching the US open

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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

(guy who doesn't know anything and hasn't learned from or internalized a single experience) Imagine going back in time with all the knowledge that you have now...

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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

had the potentially week-ruining thought-bomb "Meesa Charlie Kirk," luckily I was able to quarantine it before I started singing it to the song tune, or generating additional lyrics

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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Laughing callously at the charlie kirk assassination when it happened and then seeing 50 of his tweets from 2013 that are like "I'm a gayyyy man trapped in this ogre body, HELP MY GAY ASS!!!!" and suddenly feeling complicated about it

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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

(Time traveling to year 2070) (sitting for dinner with host family) Youngest child: Oh boy! Crushed bug 😋 Me (unaware this is the only thing available to eat now) (leaning over to eldest child): Mf eating crushed bug 💀

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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

he called me "brotendo" so I gl0mped him >.>

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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

(stirring cauldron) Eye of newt and milk of tits... Please make Diplo play the hits! (Diplo emerges naked from cauldron) Hello .

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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

(whispering during an Oprah show taping as the lights start to dim) Oprah cometh

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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

inviting 40,000 of my closest incel friends to make accounts on here and even out the vibes

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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Got last place in my fantasy league and now I have to synthesize dimethylmercury with my bare hands

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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Good line for an animated raccoon in a dream works comedy "My favorite song is Happy by Squirrell"

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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

(nerdy guy discovering his wife is having an affair) Is this canon

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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

People will say "Covid took two years of my life that I'll never get back" and then you watch how they've spent their years since... Maybe covid ate there ngl

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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Oh, you think "Charlie Kirk/the Great Kirkening" is the funniest thing ever, huh? That's cute. I've already completely forgotten about it because of substance abuse issues

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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Hi yes I'm calling about a- [listening to menu] mmhmm. mmhmm. Speak to a dope AI representative please. [annunciating] Dope. AI. Representative.

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