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𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕𝚕 𓅇 @adderallblack.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
you can replace one kidney with a wet nitrile glove filled with cooked kidney beans and your body will be none the wiser
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𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕𝚕 𓅇 @adderallblack.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I am becoming ensconced
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I've always wanted to frantically shove documents into a shredder while cops are outside yelling at me to open up. Unfortunately all my crimes are paperless. I guess the eco-conscious equivalent would be feeding hard drives to some kind of endangered horse that eats hard drives
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tlm @mixbean.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Bro still has the capacity to surprise and delight
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Gupp @kenny-loggoff.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
they sayig heavy metals in the water bro i love heavy metal
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𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕𝚕 𓅇 @adderallblack.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
they went out for cigarettes but found so much more. a little more, anyway. Perhaps a ghoul
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𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕𝚕 𓅇 @adderallblack.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
The Tale of the Goat and The Pikemen; A Reading by Chardles Nephew. In stores now, wherever this sort of thing is sold
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Hey siri do women have bones
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Visible Cow @visiblecow.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
You are no true woodsman
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Sigur Rósé @oceanrose.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Telegraphing my attack moves before I do them because I want to die in battle
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Jøules @known-issues.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
you may be a “polymath” but I am crushing you with a “boulder”
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𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕𝚕 𓅇 @adderallblack.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
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Modest Mommy Milkers @sloaneliest.com · 16/08/2026
Thinking about colors. No reason.
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avery @pucksarcana.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
explaining to my team at work that if i don’t take a sick day today i will have a panic attack
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𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕𝚕 𓅇 @adderallblack.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
This is the type of heat that withers bone and saps the land, wear sun protection until 6:30PM
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oak blanco @abomination.computer · 10/08/2026
(making a finger tent in the big Apple Weather meeting and pausing for 30 seconds too long) what if we made Apple Weather’s Precipitation Radar ‘the worst to ever do it’?
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JLP @jlp.systems · 09/08/2026
🎶all the other kids with the fucked up shit!
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𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕𝚕 𓅇 @adderallblack.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
smorkin on Dutch Novices
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𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕𝚕 𓅇 @adderallblack.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
it’s not so bad, living under Toad Law
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All Is On @mrspotatodick.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
i need bone insurance
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Semiotic Stochastic, purveyor of sick beats @mitdasein.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Giving Death a piggyback ride against my will
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𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕𝚕 𓅇 @adderallblack.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
this woezempic made me lose 13 frowns. I also punched a dude outside
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Gabri @someburgerfan.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Bog water
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St. Penis @dullahandjob.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
i dont play with words i do really fucked up experiments to them
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Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 05/08/2026
check it out. phantoms
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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
My rhizomatous buddy is sending up some new shoots across the street
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CromDeluise @cromdeluise.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
ya I use PGP *pretty good poutine, to get fatter
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vapors of the chasm @snakeroot.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Conquering dangerous archaic forces >>>
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JLP @jlp.systems · 05/08/2026
It’s 0° outside according to a new scale I made up that uses today as a baseline
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𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕𝚕 𓅇 @adderallblack.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
invented a new tempo called “gofastlo”
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𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕𝚕 𓅇 @adderallblack.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
scurrying into the weekend like …ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ …ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ …ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ
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𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕𝚕 𓅇 @adderallblack.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
[On my phone, around friends] "Yeah, like I said, a Homunculus ate the Excel files, boss. It happened so fast. … Nope, didn't know they could do that either." ::jerking off gesture, pals laugh, homunculus burps::
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𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕𝚕 𓅇 @adderallblack.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
beans, beans, the dinner is hot the more you eat, the less you've got
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key @kaptnkey.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Bill and Teds cozy lackadaisical adventure
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𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕𝚕 𓅇 @adderallblack.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
all the homies are emitting a pale glow from their eyes and mouths 💯 we can hear the wind though we are deep within the Citadel
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Having "The Talk" with my friend group where I tell them that my following on bluesky is 75% furries and I refer to them as "The Hivemind" and I consult The Hivemind when making decisions regarding the future of the friend group
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Azure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I suppose we all have our “Daily Beast”
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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
The indomitable spirit
A chipmunk climbing up a bird feeder poleThe chipmunk is now higher up on the pole, staring wistfully at the bird seed out of reach
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𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕𝚕 𓅇 @adderallblack.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
(to my brutal captors) hey do you guys wanna start a band
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Astr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
“You’re in your own World” yes thank u there’s a lotta shit I wanna forget about & I can do that here
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
*listening to Soundgarden, my blinker on for the last 10 miles*
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𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕𝚕 𓅇 @adderallblack.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Nothing quite like a punchline to end a great joke
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𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕𝚕 𓅇 @adderallblack.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Just found out the “Witching Hour” is 12AM not 12PM. I have ruined this luncheon before it could even begin.
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𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕𝚕 𓅇 @adderallblack.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
The various berries and grains of this world will fuel me on my vengeful quest
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Errai @errai.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Back then if you felt melancholic you wouldn’t sadpost about it on your priv. You would get pissed off because no word has been invented to express that feeling yet and smash another caveman’s head with a rock
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𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕𝚕 𓅇 @adderallblack.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
As the premier connoisseur and collector and purveyor of late-Aughts outlet store jewelry,
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