𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕𝚕 𓅇 @adderallblack.bsky.social · 06/09/2026you can replace one kidney with a wet nitrile glove filled with cooked kidney beans and your body will be none the wiser 0190
Reposted by 𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕𝚕 𓅇mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I've always wanted to frantically shove documents into a shredder while cops are outside yelling at me to open up. Unfortunately all my crimes are paperless. I guess the eco-conscious equivalent would be feeding hard drives to some kind of endangered horse that eats hard drives 612218
Reposted by 𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕𝚕 𓅇tlm @mixbean.bsky.social · 26/07/2025Bro still has the capacity to surprise and delight 114325
Reposted by 𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕𝚕 𓅇Gupp @kenny-loggoff.bsky.social · 13/08/2026they sayig heavy metals in the water bro i love heavy metal 36912
𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕𝚕 𓅇 @adderallblack.bsky.social · 20/08/2026they went out for cigarettes but found so much more. a little more, anyway. Perhaps a ghoul 1111
𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕𝚕 𓅇 @adderallblack.bsky.social · 16/08/2026The Tale of the Goat and The Pikemen; A Reading by Chardles Nephew. In stores now, wherever this sort of thing is sold 0131
Reposted by 𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕𝚕 𓅇little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Hey siri do women have bones 19512
Reposted by 𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕𝚕 𓅇Visible Cow @visiblecow.bsky.social · 04/08/2026You are no true woodsman 3354
Reposted by 𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕𝚕 𓅇Sigur Rósé @oceanrose.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Telegraphing my attack moves before I do them because I want to die in battle 0142
Reposted by 𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕𝚕 𓅇Jøules @known-issues.bsky.social · 16/08/2026you may be a “polymath” but I am crushing you with a “boulder” 2564
Reposted by 𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕𝚕 𓅇Modest Mommy Milkers @sloaneliest.com · 16/08/2026Thinking about colors. No reason. 081
Reposted by 𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕𝚕 𓅇avery @pucksarcana.bsky.social · 10/08/2026explaining to my team at work that if i don’t take a sick day today i will have a panic attack 1181
𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕𝚕 𓅇 @adderallblack.bsky.social · 10/08/2026This is the type of heat that withers bone and saps the land, wear sun protection until 6:30PM 2180
Reposted by 𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕𝚕 𓅇oak blanco @abomination.computer · 10/08/2026(making a finger tent in the big Apple Weather meeting and pausing for 30 seconds too long) what if we made Apple Weather’s Precipitation Radar ‘the worst to ever do it’? 2353
Reposted by 𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕𝚕 𓅇JLP @jlp.systems · 09/08/2026🎶all the other kids with the fucked up shit! 0401
Reposted by 𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕𝚕 𓅇All Is On @mrspotatodick.bsky.social · 06/08/2026i need bone insurance 0272
Reposted by 𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕𝚕 𓅇Semiotic Stochastic, purveyor of sick beats @mitdasein.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Giving Death a piggyback ride against my will 173
𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕𝚕 𓅇 @adderallblack.bsky.social · 06/08/2026this woezempic made me lose 13 frowns. I also punched a dude outside 1303
Reposted by 𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕𝚕 𓅇St. Penis @dullahandjob.bsky.social · 02/08/2026i dont play with words i do really fucked up experiments to them 082
Reposted by 𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕𝚕 𓅇journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 05/08/2026My rhizomatous buddy is sending up some new shoots across the street 212421
Reposted by 𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕𝚕 𓅇CromDeluise @cromdeluise.bsky.social · 05/08/2026ya I use PGP *pretty good poutine, to get fatter 161
Reposted by 𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕𝚕 𓅇vapors of the chasm @snakeroot.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Conquering dangerous archaic forces >>> 0171
Reposted by 𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕𝚕 𓅇JLP @jlp.systems · 05/08/2026It’s 0° outside according to a new scale I made up that uses today as a baseline 61087
Reposted by 𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕𝚕 𓅇𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕𝚕 𓅇 @adderallblack.bsky.social · 22/11/2024scurrying into the weekend like …ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ …ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ …ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ 010429
𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕𝚕 𓅇 @adderallblack.bsky.social · 10/07/2026[On my phone, around friends] "Yeah, like I said, a Homunculus ate the Excel files, boss. It happened so fast. … Nope, didn't know they could do that either." ::jerking off gesture, pals laugh, homunculus burps:: 0130
𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕𝚕 𓅇 @adderallblack.bsky.social · 10/07/2026beans, beans, the dinner is hot the more you eat, the less you've got 1242
Reposted by 𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕𝚕 𓅇key @kaptnkey.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Bill and Teds cozy lackadaisical adventure 1184
𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕𝚕 𓅇 @adderallblack.bsky.social · 09/07/2026all the homies are emitting a pale glow from their eyes and mouths 💯 we can hear the wind though we are deep within the Citadel 0210
Reposted by 𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕𝚕 𓅇Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Having "The Talk" with my friend group where I tell them that my following on bluesky is 75% furries and I refer to them as "The Hivemind" and I consult The Hivemind when making decisions regarding the future of the friend group 21647
Reposted by 𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕𝚕 𓅇Azure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 09/07/2026I suppose we all have our “Daily Beast” 2537
Reposted by 𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕𝚕 𓅇journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 09/07/2026The indomitable spirit 932631
𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕𝚕 𓅇 @adderallblack.bsky.social · 09/07/2026(to my brutal captors) hey do you guys wanna start a band 0336
Reposted by 𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕𝚕 𓅇Astr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 09/07/2026“You’re in your own World” yes thank u there’s a lotta shit I wanna forget about & I can do that here 05327
Reposted by 𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕𝚕 𓅇Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 09/07/2026*listening to Soundgarden, my blinker on for the last 10 miles* 2321264
𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕𝚕 𓅇 @adderallblack.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Nothing quite like a punchline to end a great joke 36911
𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕𝚕 𓅇 @adderallblack.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Just found out the “Witching Hour” is 12AM not 12PM. I have ruined this luncheon before it could even begin. 1251
𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕𝚕 𓅇 @adderallblack.bsky.social · 09/07/2026The various berries and grains of this world will fuel me on my vengeful quest 0183
Reposted by 𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕𝚕 𓅇Errai @errai.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Back then if you felt melancholic you wouldn’t sadpost about it on your priv. You would get pissed off because no word has been invented to express that feeling yet and smash another caveman’s head with a rock 1202
𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕𝚕 𓅇 @adderallblack.bsky.social · 09/07/2026As the premier connoisseur and collector and purveyor of late-Aughts outlet store jewelry, 050