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BonkoBoi @bonkoboi.bsky.social · 4h
how is boba formed?
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BonkoBoi @bonkoboi.bsky.social · 9h
Tomorrow should be Sunday
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BonkoBoi @bonkoboi.bsky.social · 9h
Would it be bad to name your son after a grill?
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
In my quest for minimalism, I have made a relaxing game of balance 🧘 Please try it and let me know what you think? It’s real quick, and I’m proud of this one.
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A quiet black-and-white nonogram that starts at two by two and eases up to fifteen.
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BonkoBoi @bonkoboi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Turns chair backwards and sits down in it. “ i know someone who was a local model…” turns hat around, “…citizen.“
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BonkoBoi @bonkoboi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I don’t want a large Farva
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BonkoBoi @bonkoboi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Waiting to get my flu/covid shots. Thinking about doing the left arm this time.
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BonkoBoi @bonkoboi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Going to tell my kids that i used to be good at video games
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BonkoBoi @bonkoboi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
New York Peppermint Patties would probably be good
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BonkoBoi @bonkoboi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
There should be a feed of people’s drafts. Like posts that don’t make the cut
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BonkoBoi @bonkoboi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I need a hair cut. This shit is ridiculous
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BonkoBoi @bonkoboi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
cats have evolved to walk between your legs as you walk down the stairs
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BonkoBoi @bonkoboi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
sleep yrself clean
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BonkoBoi @bonkoboi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i hope the witcher 3 remaster runs well on steam deck or else imma be unhappy
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BonkoBoi @bonkoboi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hoobert Stank
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BonkoBoi @bonkoboi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Toy Story 5 is p good. I love all the Buzz Lightyears. Would be cool to see all 50 of them solve different problems and overcome obstacles
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BonkoBoi @bonkoboi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Happiness is all the rage
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BonkoBoi @bonkoboi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If art’s going to imitate my life, then it better get it right
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BonkoBoi @bonkoboi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Shanties used to be songs about stuff you shouldn’t do
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BonkoBoi @bonkoboi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
a hot ones spin off but it’s with microwaved food and dudes who can’t wait
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BonkoBoi @bonkoboi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Been playing new game plus on death march and it’s been very difficult but fun. Almost gave up on the original main quest final bosses, but then succeeded only to get wrecked by the frog prince over and over.
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BonkoBoi @bonkoboi.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Dress for the weather you want. Not the weather you have.
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BonkoBoi @bonkoboi.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Garden of eatin da apple
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BonkoBoi @bonkoboi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
what's even the point anymore
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BonkoBoi @bonkoboi.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The kids wanted to watch cars again and i am more confused about what the tractors are in relation to the car people.
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win 1 of 6 Steam Early Access codes for SHROOM AND GLOOM from @teamlazerbeam.bsky.social and @devolverdigital.com. Giveaway ends Sept 14th - 6 PM PT. Early access available now on Steam store.steampowered.com/app/3271280/...
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BonkoBoi @bonkoboi.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
When god flushes a toilet, he cracks a window
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BonkoBoi @bonkoboi.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Guff is giveth and the guff is taketh away
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BonkoBoi @bonkoboi.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Archduke GERDinand
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BonkoBoi @bonkoboi.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Kegelian dialectics
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BonkoBoi @bonkoboi.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I wonder if the same person named the “skunk”and the “skink”
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BonkoBoi @bonkoboi.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Introverts have by-myself esteem
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BonkoBoi @bonkoboi.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Escargot and the nuclear oreos
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BonkoBoi @bonkoboi.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
My walls are hungry, time to feed them
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BonkoBoi @bonkoboi.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Damn, the end of Monsters Inc is so good
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Monsters Inc. Sulley Says Kitty!
Alt: Ending scene from Monsters Inc. where Sulley Says sees Boo again after a long time and she says “Kitty!”
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BonkoBoi @bonkoboi.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Should have named him Andrew so he could be “Judge Drew-dy”
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BonkoBoi @bonkoboi.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Heinous Beanous
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"fairness in women's sports" is literally just "ethics in games journalism" like this is the same thing this is part of the same playbook dawg
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BonkoBoi @bonkoboi.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Jay z voice: I’m not a spaceman, i just need space, man
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BonkoBoi @bonkoboi.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I am starting to feel like all dressed chips might be the best chips
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BonkoBoi @bonkoboi.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Mixing up further and father
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BonkoBoi @bonkoboi.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Texting and driving is crazy to do
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BonkoBoi @bonkoboi.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Excited to introduce the kids to smores this fall
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BonkoBoi @bonkoboi.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I like to mix it up a little and have an open faced dumpling
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BonkoBoi @bonkoboi.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Step uncle in-law
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BonkoBoi @bonkoboi.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Was playing witcher 3 again and found some bullshit ass dungeon area that has a bunch of wraiths that you can’t kill and i only learned this after dying like 15 times and then looking up what the big idea was only to find out it’s fricking impossible
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BonkoBoi @bonkoboi.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Calling q-tips “ear cigs”
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BonkoBoi @bonkoboi.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Burger things are possible
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BonkoBoi @bonkoboi.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Vincent van Gogh to the polls
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BonkoBoi @bonkoboi.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
If you put 100 monkeys with typewriters in a room long enough, eventually they’ll kick your ass
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