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j @dyke.bsky.social · 5m
chicken nuggets all up in the oven
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j @dyke.bsky.social · 46m
crazy little thing called lunch
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j @dyke.bsky.social · 3h
going pee on my bed
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j @dyke.bsky.social · 3h
truck driver united state
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Illegalize Pessimism NOW @fuck-my-pissy.bsky.social · 3h
i want to hit the mall and get fly with my baby
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j @dyke.bsky.social · 3h
mom i'm sleepy
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pinguini @pinguini.bsky.social · 4h
#DMforRecipe #Chef
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j @dyke.bsky.social · 9h
on my way to work #work
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Dead Iverson @deadiverson.bsky.social · 16h
off the zyrtec-D
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j @dyke.bsky.social · 16h
taking an uber from wisconsin to the covid conscious lesbian bar in western massachusetts
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j @dyke.bsky.social · 17h
i'm not a big movie gal and i haven't seen this movie either, but cocaine bear is by far the best idea for a movie ever. a bear on cocaine. that's hilarious
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j @dyke.bsky.social · 20h
i get to wear a crewneck sweater and leggings to my new job. god bless
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j @dyke.bsky.social · 22h
open.spotify.com
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Ladytron · 604 · Song · 2022
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j @dyke.bsky.social · 23h
white woman rotates laundry in fluent reflective silence
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j @dyke.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
(tomorrow voice) i wish i was unemployed
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j @dyke.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
last day of unemployment. wow
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j @dyke.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i miss when weed was cool and not full of government chemicals that make you tweak
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j @dyke.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i need to be hung upside down from the ceiling until gravity realigns all the bones in my body to factory settings
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Crab Man @crabman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Girl wired"? You mean when you drink three unicorn frappacinos from starbucks?😂😂😂 That's right!
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j @dyke.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i hate how it's agreed upon that it's socially taboo to wear grwm headbands out and about. they somehow make everyone look better. i'm brave enough to say this
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j @dyke.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
mess with the jim you get the dwight
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j @dyke.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
emptying my bladder
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j @dyke.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
bear down
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The @colmguapo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this isnt even funny but i have the phrase "mess with the jim you get the dwight" stuck in my head repeating nonstop
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j @dyke.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
balatro anonymous
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j @dyke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
thinking about working the world's oldest profession (cultivating ancient grains)
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j @dyke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
job interviewer: where do you see yourself in 5 years? me: owning a successful covid-conscious lesbian bar in western massachusetts
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JLP @jlp.systems · 28/09/2026
A Global Time... For The World
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deuteronomy @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
(forgetting the term spooky season) death time
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j @dyke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i have to pee!
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j @dyke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i'm a professional receptionist
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j @dyke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
As far back as i can remember I always wanted to be a receptionist. To me, Being a receptionist was better than being President of the United States
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j @dyke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
well i just got a job
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j @dyke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
thinking about working the world's oldest profession (cultivating ancient grains)
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budum @budum.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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j @dyke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
top 10 covid-conscious lesbian bars in western massachusetts of ALL TIME
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Villein 🔒 @villein.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
struggling rn guys ngl. please send pics of you having an even worse time to cheer me up
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j @dyke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
in the mood to eat a ton of pussy
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Villein 🔒 @villein.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
they're called wheelbarrows because we'll barrow
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j @dyke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the amount i consumed at dinner tonight can best be described as an "uncle portion"
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j @dyke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i'm sleepy
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j @dyke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i'm drunk from one and a half beers
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j @dyke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
just had a giant dinner that included 1.5 beers and now i'm drunk
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j @dyke.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i am surprisingly good at (*lowers voice* clean girl) makeup for how not often i wear it
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j @dyke.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i took a stinky
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j @dyke.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
dinner with jules and casey tonight. blood will be spilled
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j @dyke.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
so basically they're advertising women's hair growth supplements for when you take ozempic and go into vitamin deficiency and your hair starts falling out 👍
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j @dyke.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i'm gonna go pee
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