Reposted by 🔺the very reverend vera @raeokay.posting.cool · 07/09/2026that's my friend @cursedsynth.bsky.social 1231
🔺 @cursedsynth.bsky.social · 29/08/2026allpowerful creator being ("God"): lol humans? nah man my favorite shit is bacteria 2181
🔺 @cursedsynth.bsky.social · 28/08/2026bringing back hoop and stick would fix everything. we never shouldve abandoned it 2443
🔺 @cursedsynth.bsky.social · 22/08/2026hey we're all gonna go post guitar-shaped tchotchkes on the music instruments section of craigslist, you wanna join? 0100
🔺 @cursedsynth.bsky.social · 12/08/2026looking at my date and smiling knowingly every time they show a thing in The Thing 0100
🔺 @cursedsynth.bsky.social · 12/08/2026(every time im wrong about something): woah, mandela effect! i couldve sworn i was right 0171
🔺 @cursedsynth.bsky.social · 12/08/2026you like posts motherfuckers?! how about THIS one?! *shoots posts directly into the heads of my clamoring hoard of followers 0150
🔺 @cursedsynth.bsky.social · 12/08/2026my cousin's addicted to melba toast. it's ruining his life 1150
🔺 @cursedsynth.bsky.social · 09/08/2026the first person who ever put the lime in the coconut was probably considered insane by their peers 2241
🔺 @cursedsynth.bsky.social · 02/08/2026its funny to have an ex-president that's a kinda petty cloutchaser 0220
Reposted by 🔺jojo 🏄♂️ @waterslap.bsky.social · 02/08/2026watching my son get obliterated in filicide chat 0101
🔺 @cursedsynth.bsky.social · 31/07/2026i appreciate grotesqueries but theres too much of it lately even for my taste. it shouldnt be everywhere 1110
🔺 @cursedsynth.bsky.social · 31/07/2026(confusing LMFAO for a vague memory of Milli Vanilli): didnt you hear? LMFAO are fake. they didnt exist 030
Reposted by 🔺🔺 @cursedsynth.bsky.social · 02/03/2025my parents generation will complain about how crude rap is and then boogie to a smash hit from when they were in high school called "funking you raw" 5383
🔺 @cursedsynth.bsky.social · 31/07/2026just came across an awesome name: "Mafalda Minnozzi". hats off to you, Mafalda 070
🔺 @cursedsynth.bsky.social · 31/07/2026its simple: if a food vaguely resembles a brain, it improves cognitive function 2150
🔺 @cursedsynth.bsky.social · 30/07/2026half baked thought but its weird that the most salient case i can think of of someone extending their artform into the creation of a religion is l ron hubbard with his schlocky scifi stuff. its like if the only person to have done a wagnerian opera cycle did it about marvel slop 281
🔺 @cursedsynth.bsky.social · 30/07/2026i resent that katy perry has been living my dreams: being put in a tube and shot into space 090
🔺 @cursedsynth.bsky.social · 29/07/2026i met Mr. Rude Bitch and he was actually a pretty nice guy 1130
🔺 @cursedsynth.bsky.social · 29/07/2026("do you have prince albert in a can" voice): do you have katy perry in a bottle? 0111
Reposted by 🔺The Average Day Joey @theaveragejoey.bsky.social · 23/07/2026this is what being a guy is all about 112249
Reposted by 🔺🔺 @cursedsynth.bsky.social · 16/07/2023(emerging from your closet): make yourself at home 17015
🔺 @cursedsynth.bsky.social · 28/07/2026(knocking on your window): can you explain your post to me? 0211
🔺 @cursedsynth.bsky.social · 28/07/2026every highschool bio teacher: and now we'll take a short break from whatever we were covering to torture a paramecium together. its important we do this for some reason. its like a ritual in our culture. if you get turned on during it you have the calling to be a surgeon 160
🔺 @cursedsynth.bsky.social · 28/07/2026those bananas made such a big deal about getting to wear pajamas all the time. big whoop 1191
🔺 @cursedsynth.bsky.social · 28/07/2026i think maybe instead of everyone spending half the time online and half the time in the real world, half of us should only live only and the other half can only live in the real world. except for a few ambassadors that can cross over to inform 090
🔺 @cursedsynth.bsky.social · 28/07/2026what if zoomers somehow got into "Mind of Mencia"? what then? 2202
Reposted by 🔺🔺 @cursedsynth.bsky.social · 10/09/2023trying to explain to my wife that the Engelbert Humperdinck hologram is just as good but she's not having it. she wants the kim kardashian dad hologram, plus Tony got Barb one... 1151
🔺 @cursedsynth.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Edwin from the cul de sac is planning on calling his son "Godmode". i told him he can't do that but he says its up to him. that it's his baby 1272
🔺 @cursedsynth.bsky.social · 24/07/2026you should be ashamed of yourself for participating in "discourse". im embarrassed just for mentioning it 0646
Reposted by 🔺🔺 @cursedsynth.bsky.social · 21/04/2024imagining a guy that has one of those posters with all the toxic masculinity archetypes and its got the joker, walter white, don draper, and sheldon 0133
Reposted by 🔺coward @coward.bsky.social · 24/07/2026medieval guy on his phone laughing his ass off at a short-form video of a deacon sitting closer to the head of the table than a bishop 130652
Reposted by 🔺maderhombre.bsky.social @maderhombre.bsky.social · 23/07/2026este es mi homúnculo, debo mantenerlo en un estado de miseria perpetua o si no se rebelará contra mi tiranía freudiana 7494106
Reposted by 🔺🔺 @cursedsynth.bsky.social · 16/12/2024pierre delecto rizz pierre delecto rizz tutorial pierre delecto method is pierre delecto the rizzler? 0101
🔺 @cursedsynth.bsky.social · 23/07/2026why cant Bryan Johnson just have a normal blood boy like all the other silicon valley freaks? why's he got to make it weird? 0230
🔺 @cursedsynth.bsky.social · 23/07/2026the two times so far where someone who sucks came up with something that made me wish i'd post it are when mitt romney came up with "Pierre Delecto" and this Bryan Johnson post 1120
🔺 @cursedsynth.bsky.social · 23/07/2026really no argument to let billionaires keep all that money. they didnt earn it, they dont do anything good with it, and theyre all miserable anyway 3191
