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eben (躺平; Tang-Ping era)

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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 4h
Sex Club Featuring Currently Working Nurse For Creampies.
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Anodyne @anodynesix.bsky.social · 4h
"Farmworkers are 35 times more likely to die from heat‑related illnesses than workers in other industries ... [Farm labor contractors] such as Florida Orange Gold operate with impunity because they are allowed to—by lawmakers, landowners, state and federal agencies, and local officials."
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Akbar Shahid Ahmed @akbarshahidahmed.bsky.social · 14h
“As numerous Biden aides have asked me, can you really blame bureaucrats for implementing the whims of an obstinate president? In “Crossing the Red Line,” Akbar Shahid Ahmed offers the first comprehensive opportunity to evaluate this scapegoating exercise” responsiblestatecraft.org/biden-gaza-s...
responsiblestatecraft.org
Ex-Biden officials are desperate for a Gaza scapegoat
Journalist Akbar Shahid Ahmed's 'Crossing the Red Line' is a searing indictment of the former president's inner circle and its disastrous Israel policy
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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 8h
Do you guys like ADVNTRE? HKNG? MNTN CLMBNG? FSHNG? ZP LNE? SWMMNG?
Black Hyundai Kona Electric with Quebec plate “ADVNTRE” drives on a gray highway under cloudy skies, surrounded by trucks and greenery. The car’s taillights glow faintly, its sleek hatchback design reflecting muted daylight.
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eben (躺平; Tang-Ping era) @automax.bsky.social · 7h
galactic milkers
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eben (躺平; Tang-Ping era) @automax.bsky.social · 8h
pass this hat around
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Joseph Lewczak (Truth Seeker) @truthseeker59.bsky.social · 9h
The artwork shown is The Tube Train, a color linocut created around 1934 by British artist Cyril Power.
• Perspective: A dynamic, repeating perspective looking down the curved, tunnel-like interior of a London Underground carriage.
• Subject Matter: Commuters sitting in rows, absorbed in reading large unfolded newspapers that dominate the foreground and echo the rhythmic, mechanized pace of modern urban life.
• Themes: Capturing speed, rhythm, and the impersonal nature of the modern commute during the machine age.
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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 10h
Happy National Coffee Day
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 8h
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eben (躺平; Tang-Ping era) @automax.bsky.social · 8h
once again requesting someone put this body in saddam’s cave hideout diagram… I think the resulting image will have a powerful aura
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Ham Roids 🎃 @anarchymarshmallow.bsky.social · 9h
I'm so glad bsky is prioritizing protecting cishet chart boy feelings instead of the most marginalized people who also make this place fun. Or, yknow, a functional app.
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eben (躺平; Tang-Ping era) @automax.bsky.social · 9h
after the rev, political cartoonists will be taught life skills
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eben (躺平; Tang-Ping era) @automax.bsky.social · 10h
new theory: every so-called “terrorist” is just a regular sex pervert doing ordinary sex pervert stuff outside the airport
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eben (躺平; Tang-Ping era) @automax.bsky.social · 10h
I’m such an “ideas guy” check this out: a ‘vaporwave’ jukebox for software development firms to install in their offices as a way to promote a healthy relaxing workplace that reflects and values the employees’ tastes, while directing a small % of their salaries back into the company revenue stream
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Matthew Haughey @haughey.com · 11h
What if… two collars?
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eben (躺平; Tang-Ping era) @automax.bsky.social · 12h
one world, one struggle I believe in the future, I know you all do too, but the future remains and it rests on us all 🙏🌎🌍🌏
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eben (躺平; Tang-Ping era) @automax.bsky.social · 12h
(adjusts his cushioned bikeseat in an overwrought, physical way): thats right you FUCKASS BIZZATCH
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eben (躺平; Tang-Ping era) @automax.bsky.social · 12h
one world, one struggle I believe in the future, I know you all do too, but the future remains and it rests on us all 🙏🌎🌍🌏
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 15h
 Millennial Funeral Director. A mustachioed man says "we will do the best we can to honour your son's life now that he's a heckin' corpserino" tp grieving parents. Behind him is an ad that reads "ask about our "homer in the bushes" coffin!"
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eben (躺平; Tang-Ping era) @automax.bsky.social · 12h
🤔👀
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lumberjack wharfie @lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social · 13h
no that's real actually
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🧟Zombuddy🧟‍♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 23h
You laugh but this is a pretty good time for a "getting fired as editor" speed run.
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eben (躺平; Tang-Ping era) @automax.bsky.social · 13h
this is criminal full stop. justice remains to be done *for* him and many more like him
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eben (躺平; Tang-Ping era) @automax.bsky.social · 13h
Hey Kevin if you load up ‘Ukrainska Pravda’ news on your browser you can use google to translate it and read it, you know…
Ukrainian woman being strangled and pushed against a wall by a much larger uniformed man; She is the girlfriend of a man who was just mobilized by the Ukrainian ‘mobilization officers’, and was screaming. He is stopping her from screaming by pressing on her esophagus… From July 2026
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Rachel Cole @rmartincole.bsky.social · 13h
Cover of U.S. Department of Commerce report "Selected impacts of railroad mergers." A simple illustration shows railroad tracks split around title and converging below.
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eben (躺平; Tang-Ping era) @automax.bsky.social · 13h
i also love to never read books and base my entire idea of the current collapse of the liberal ‘rules-based-international-order’ on my feelings about former coworkers
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eben (躺平; Tang-Ping era) @automax.bsky.social · 13h
posting my ass off to try to snag a bit of the timeline today... pls look for my donation appeal for neighbors in G4Z4 in a little bit and reshare They’ve been in a ‘hospital’ somewhere on the strip (giving birth to a newborn!) and can use anything extra you have to help them make it through
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eben (躺平; Tang-Ping era) @automax.bsky.social · 13h
funny how the cybertruck never really changed but elon’s body keeps coming out with new editions
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eben (躺平; Tang-Ping era) @automax.bsky.social · 13h
DO YOUR CHORES! NOW! here, this will help: youtu.be/PC3Sofg09oI
youtu.be
Mount Liberation Unlimited - Double Dance Lover (official video)
YouTube video by Studio Barnhus
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hapbt @hapbt.bsky.social · 14h
insight foresight more sight www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1uw...
youtube.com
Releasing Hypnotical Gases
YouTube video by Organized Konfusion - Topic
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eben (躺平; Tang-Ping era) @automax.bsky.social · 14h
starting a business that offer to inscribe rich people’s “best” tweets on a tungsten plaque and land them on distant asteroids
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eben (躺平; Tang-Ping era) @automax.bsky.social · 14h
IDF terrorist holding up a wad of Lebanese pounds she and her terrorist friends just stole from a house they ethnically cleansed and SMIIIIILLLING for the camera like the pest she is
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 14h
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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eben (躺平; Tang-Ping era) @automax.bsky.social · 14h
can somebody pls put elon in the saddam hideout cave
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animal from the international network @animalonline.bsky.social · 15h
Idk maybe there’s way more to it but from the basic details that are known… don’t live your life in a way where a couple old people do a tag assist into permanent KO on you
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eben (躺平; Tang-Ping era) @automax.bsky.social · 14h
was reading Genèvieve Castreé’s ‘Susceptible’ (2013) and when I turned the page to the one about the Ecole Polytechnique shooting it was like a gut-punch. This shooting happened a few days afterward…
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eben (躺平; Tang-Ping era) @automax.bsky.social · 15h
the people with these sorts of ideas were supposed to have all died of natural causes by now
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Sen. Lemon Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 15h
when you get to the end of the instructions for your lego set but still have extra bricks
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eben (躺平; Tang-Ping era) @automax.bsky.social · 15h
can i just say that this is the type of shit im on here for mods and devs will never keep this down
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hapbt @hapbt.bsky.social · 15h
neil young greatest living guitarist
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Tuffy @smtuffy.bsky.social · 16h
This would have happened no matter who was in the White House, TBF
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eben (躺平; Tang-Ping era) @automax.bsky.social · 16h
karaoke but you have to replace every soft ‘g’ with a hard ‘j’ and vice-versa
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eben (躺平; Tang-Ping era) @automax.bsky.social · 16h
gm
youtu.be
Abraham, Martin And John
YouTube video by Dion - Topic
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eben (躺平; Tang-Ping era) @automax.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
just spotted a black Rolls Royce phantom on Stanley ave. near/passing the Niagara Falls Wastewater Treatment Plant… this city is on its way up i’m telling you
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eben (躺平; Tang-Ping era) @automax.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
this fuckin guy
screengrab of Bernie Sanders in a Bernie Sanders campaign ad, mid-sentence; caption has been (poorly) edited so that it says: “once again [a car is not a flar]”
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eben (躺平; Tang-Ping era) @automax.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
(McBain voice): THESE PREROLLS… THEY DO NOTHIINNNNNNNGGGGggggg
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eben (躺平; Tang-Ping era) @automax.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
those old-timey tombstones where the name and dates are made small and so get eroded by the rain so now all you can read is [ DIED ]
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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Imagine having the disposable income to take a pottery class.
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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Bringing giant milkers to the job interview
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