rare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social · 7hReview: Gerald's Cream Heist(1932) **/**** took over 45 minutes to get to the cream heist. Gerald was handsome and genial,but i struggled to look past the actor (also named Gerald)'s history of speaking out in favor of poison 0344
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rare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social · 14hmy boy Truthpylon: You know ears be hearing shit and they dont tell us. If i was an ear i wouldnt give it all up me: you still seeing that UN Peacekeeper baddie ? my boy Truthpylon: No. Dont ask me about that shit man me: what happened ? my boy Truthpylon: She found out i'm not a conflict 0286
rare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social · 15h(on my deathbed, releasing the tension from my tired bones and letting the last waves of awareness pass through me and leave beyond me) at least i...always dismissed things. (coughing softly) and was above them 0596
rare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social · 07/10/2026The Killing Dog: Hello. I'm the Killing Dog. My friends call me Lumbretius. I'll be killing you this evening. I'd like to begin. me: i think you're at the wrong house. i'm expecting the murder zebra The Killing Dog: Marvelous. Another bogus dispatch. Well, see you. Tell the old Stripe you saw me. 0354
rare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social · 07/10/2026there's a bus here called The Nugget and every time it goes by i yell "The NUGGET!!!" 1160
rare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social · 07/10/2026my boy Frultus: Theres a guy named Little Peanut hanging out down by the boats acting all jiggly. We're gonna go rile him up. U coming? me: rile him up like what my boy Frultus: Like call him backward and shit. Cause tricks on him me: is he backward though ? my boy Frultus: No. He's much our better 0556
rare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social · 07/10/2026thinking again of pigfuture-no-humans. a great hogg trampling, and an encrumbling of our bones and of the bones of our ribbon cities that shit metal. a cloven end to our twilight 2261
rare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social · 07/10/2026proposing a new biome called "foulcountry" comprised of stinking grease pits and iridescent, daggerlike crystalline spires 3677
rare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social · 07/10/2026malvic frunction. 73 operator. 73-compiling. malvic streath. widening chiorgue . applying wool 0110
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rare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social · 07/10/2026idea for Glysomed hand cream a.i. generated Freddy Mercury singing to the tune of his song Bicycle: "Glysomed! Glysomed! I want to buy some Glysomed, i want to buy it twice / i want to buy some Glysomed because it makes my hands feel nice". i offer this idea for free simply to make the world worse❤️ 0110
rare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social · 06/10/2026(reading your mind and repulsing you violently with a psychic blast before you can submit your reply) oh? "this is what Dune looks like to people who listen to David Guetta?" (drowning you in a storm of elemental lightning) no it isnt. (levitating you) no it doesn't 0231
rare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social · 06/10/2026all around've world people are getting ready for what happens in the night. but they foullen asleep to soon. then the night persons wake up and they rip it crazy #schedule 0151
rare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social · 06/10/2026discovered in an emerald mirror that my nephew would be made of sand, and that he would be a liar and would be an eagle, and that there would be a stunning marathon from the surging sea into a golden liars field. where we would all lie down and he would watch us hungry like we were voles #discovered 1181
rare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social · 06/10/2026a man with a wheelbarrow lilts thru the only road in the town. "Hot Bones Now! Hot Bones for the Fissure. Take Your Hottest Bones Out Your Body. To Keep The Fissure Warm" he yawps in a fat, inevitable drawl. i am tired of providing my hot bones. perhaps in such a world the fissure should sleep cold 3381
rare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social · 05/10/2026smoking turnips with a guy named Lord Bonus who lives in a culvert. he told me "you look like the totem moon" and insinuated a great war would be fought in my dreams 410718
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rare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social · 05/10/2026irony is a plasma i can inhale into my body. like the little bubble gum imp kirby of nintendo. like a gluttonous hunter snake. whip myself stupid. tolerate me 1161
rare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social · 05/10/2026the skull is the perfect bone because he (my skull is a man) encages the slimy brain, which defies boneship by jiggling🪼 and thinking🤔, the two extant bone anathemata. the worst bone is leg. it insists upon a destination 310118
rare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social · 05/10/2026my friend Toilbuck: My power is, I've got Fruitvision. me: you can see fruit differently ? or like u can detect them? my friend Toilbuck: No. I can just see them regular w my eyes. Giwis, brannas, etc 1302
rare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social · 05/10/2026a thousand years ago i created a thousand wizards 9917
rare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social · 04/10/2026robed in spit and bitumen by alarmclock road-dogs under a strawberry dawn 0241
rare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social · 03/10/2026a fabulous owl is designing nascar torture derbies where i'm transmuted into a manvehicle and piloted at the speed of light by lizards and maniacs 1151
rare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social · 03/10/2026my boy "The Coast": What ever happened with the heart of man. Like is it still sick or what me: i think an angel come down and forgive us. in the hot season my boy "The Coast": Thats good. In illness we were alone me: we had each other. all of us my boy "The Coast": Yet we were alone 0281
rare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social · 03/10/2026"met a man named Heatwhisper and changed his name to John, and changed it also to Jeff, because heatwhisper is not a name, not in this world. my name is Heatwhisper now. i took it from them. (Both of him)" --Real Tales of Depraved Avarice. Submission 1262
rare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Lmao at Dusk, and Rofl when the oceans eye blinks tired-blue to black. Lol solemn in the grasp of Dawn 0518
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rare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social · 02/10/2026hello. my name is Godblessyou Beautiful Warning. these are my three incredible children, Archangel, Figurine, and Dichotomy. to my left is my dragonoid he-servant Tomahawk the Inveigler, who has the arms of a man and a heart like a whip 28915
rare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Add some 𝘾𝙧𝙤𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙊𝙖𝙩𝙨 to your diet. It will make you feel bad. And more importantly? It will make you tired. 1699
rare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social · 02/10/2026there should be a 🌳forest🌲on bridges you have to go through. on foot. and your car leave behind 1376
rare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Living in Meat = Bones Brain = Bones Brain <-> Meat Mountains = Meat 1262
rare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social · 02/10/2026i live in a loaf down town. Of bread. the man dont ask me questions untill I'm Dead 0130
rare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social · 01/10/2026the widths of brimmerley gardens page 1 chapter 39. Scene: Magma EARL OF HYACINTH: We've to resolve this blight of magma. Its dissolute to live so BARNES: You are always bemoaning such things. Things of heat. It's why you're rotten to women. They prefer heat. LADY PENBOASTFORD: I do adore a warmth. 0162
rare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social · 01/10/2026silver lounge searching exquisite baby [Silver Lounge] -> Search for exquisite baby -> Cancel -> Examine Lounge you examine the Lounge Silver Lounge searching exquisite baby ->Ask Clerk Clerk: Silver Lounge searching exquisite baby - > Examine Clerk 1141
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rare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social · 01/10/2026really? is that what u think? (causes a hovering rectanglular plane to appear around your upper body and head to anyone looking at you) How about now? (appends a larger, parallel rectangle outside the boundaries of the first one) tell me again. tell me your little observation. faster this time 1181
rare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social · 01/10/2026thinking about things you cant even imagine. Pould Horm. "The Gravel Jest" 1111
rare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social · 01/10/2026my idea for politics(early idea) Republican: I want to be a Dinosaur. 👿 Obama (cartoon)as a Chad Face but I Removed All Problematic Connotations of the Chad Face, and he Also Never Did Drone Strikes: I'm gonna let you be a T Rex 😃 I think you're gonna like being a dinosaur. 😀 You're gonna love it. 2160
rare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social · 01/10/2026my boy Riskphelp Quahms: I think they should reboot Simon Says me: what ? my boy Riskphelp Quahms: Like a tv show. But make it dark for adults. Like maybe u have to do what he says me: you already have to do what he says my boy Riskphelp Quahms: Whoa. I like your idea better 1303
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rare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social · 01/10/2026me: although u r strong and ripped, muscular, you are so horizontally wide. u r the width'f what i would expect of 6 ogres. but that is my fault for assuming things about the nature and shape of the other wide ogre: Move To Centre Of Ogre. Left Half Cant Hear You me: sorry left half of wide ogre. 1365
rare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social · 01/10/2026neither Burger, nor King, nor Sein Feld nor Macdonald. „shakespeare mode“. oily lunchets for sister Romeo. guilty ass charged . large mac fry. live from saturday night 1160
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