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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

looking fantastic ladies. keep it up

"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

just saw an ant hauling a whole grain of rice back to his nest. they're gonna give that guy a round of applause when he pulls in

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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

genuinely life changing haul at the used book store yesterday. crazy finds. check out roseyravelston in lawson nsw

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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

(worm in richard scarry's busytown who refuses to get its driver's licence) i don't need my own apple. not when i can just get the bus everywhere

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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

draft 3 done... prayers up for max

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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

got something i need to get off my chest. yes i'm ed sheeran's new PR hire and told him to fire macklemore. but in my defence my buddy invented a new carbon monoxide flavor vape and i promised him i'd try it out

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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

insane to put this level of effort into painting the windows xp desktop and then depict it on an apple monitor

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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

it's kind of amazing how, nearly 30 years after their 90s alt rock masterpiece ok computer was released, a hometown show in tel aviv from radiohead can still feel electric

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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

(horde member voice) friday sounds good. but i'll have to see what the rest of the horde's doing

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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

if i was on alone i'd be sprinting everywhere. i'd do backflips. put on a show for em

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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

great writing advice from robert walser

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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

It’s official! The live-action film of YOU MUST UNDERSTAND THIS IF YOU WANT TO LIVE, currently in production, will be titled YOU MUST UNDERSTAND THIS IF YOU WANT TO LIVE. #YouMustUnderstandThisIfYouWantToLiveMovie

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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

found the lake king's sceptre... hmu if you need any wishes granted rn

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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

there should be a version of black mirror that shows you the good side of technology, like how AI can help you cheat on your essay

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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

"the mandalorian & grogu"? no thanks. i'd rather watch "neither the mandalorian nor grogu". please pretend i posted this a couple of months ago. cheers

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kelsie @kelsie.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Don’t really know how to finish this one! It’s really long and sad! Don’t tell me about if it made you really sad!! substack.com/@kelsiemorri...

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Pinball Wizard

Some guys really do drive better drunk

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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

tell everyone dude. we're all getting dinner at One Big Bowl later. (later at One Big Bowl) fuck.. it's hard to get close to the bowl with all these people here

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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

love book of the new sun love perusing r/genewolfe for fan theories and discussion. however many of its contributors are this way inclined

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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

it feels crazy to buy an axe. are you sure i'm allowed to have this

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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

a lot of you are not posting good enough to receive 80g free chestnuts

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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

it's balmy outside today. you won't need a jacket if you're heading out.

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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

i'd love to ride around on one of those big upright stretchers they had hannibal lecter on. show me the city girl. push me standing up

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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

(texting my boys) regardless of where one stands on the matter of autotune, casablancas' clapback at fantano was downright undignified.

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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

lately when someone around me fucks up i've been saying "i see you've trained with the masters"

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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

please click the link and subscribe to my newsletter. if you read the text in the images without subscribing it's a form of piracy. i am also a pirate for creating and posting the images but that's for me to come to terms with. ok thanks. all the best 👍

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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

finally posted these new stickers to my web store. $10 each come get maxlavergne.square.site

6cm x 24cm bumper sticker reading "DON'T REAR END ME!! I HAVE 250 FRESHLY BAKED ECLAIRS IN THE BACK. I borrowed this car from my boss AND HE'S ALLERGIC TO PASTRY".

6cm x 24cm bumper sticker reading "MY OTHER CAR IS THE ONE YOU'RE DRIVING. GET IN THE PASSENGER SEAT. IT'S MY TURN. AND JUST DO YOU KNOW - I GET CAR SICK".

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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

some of my buddies are hilarious, like the fourth panel of a web comic. but i'm more intriguing, like the third panel of a web comic

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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

(at eb games after i invented my own gaming console) are there any new games for max's game station?

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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

kelsie is such a great writer. this is fucked up

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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

me (gritting my teeth): van cleef. my buddy (gritting his teeth): arpels.

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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

is he, you know... known at the office

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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

a lot of stuff that happens in the show hacks is based on events that happened to my buddy and an older lady he knows

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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I SYNTHESISED A NEW ELEMENT. up now on Infinite Gossip infinitegossip.ghost.io/i-synthesise...

An image which purports to be of a novel element.

I SYNTHESISED A NEW ELEMENT by Max Lavergne, from Infinite Gossip https://infinitegossip.ghost.io/i-synthesised-a-new-element/

I synthesised a new element. To scientists it may be an unthinkable task – yet to me, a beginner, with a beginner's disregard for tradition, and a child's sense of wonder, and an entrepreneur's willingness to bend rules in pursuit of great benefit, and a jazz musician's intuitive feel for structure, and a chef's knowledge of acid and heat, and an artist's ability to see fully formed in their mind's eye the finished work and labour tirelessly to hew it from raw materials, it was actually really easy, and with a pinch of a few substances I had close to hand and a method that seemed, as I was using it, to be both classically elegant and powered by simple commonsense, I was able to easily create the new element—which has now been, if this is even in question, verified as new, totally new, by the kinds of experts whom one approaches for this kind of verification, and whom also, having taken a look at it, at its various shapes - at the atoms, and so on—quarks, and such

things – have already come up with a list of potential uses, or ideas for potential uses, or potential ideas for potential uses, many of which stand to yield great benefit to humanity at large, so long as their user executes them with a heart which is open and unhardened by cynicism and the daily erosion of tiredness and illness and stress, etc. and instead accepts the gift of my new element with a spirit of collaboration, true collaboration, which builds gratefully on the corpus of knowledge that has preceded it—and if not then at least recognises the thing within them which is imperfect, or just sucks, and has the humility to hand the gift of my new element off to someone better, more talented, with a clearer point of view and a lighter touch who can forge it, mould it, inject it, cast it, reproduce it, add it to existing products and distribute it worldwide until everyone has a piece, including all the losers and non-believers and those who'd previously tried and failed to make something important of the wondrous scientific accomplishment that I alone created, and the scale of my genius, at long last, can no longer be questioned.

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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

i wonder if any of sasha or malia obama's friends call them "obama" for a laugh

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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

if i was trapped by a cyclops i would simply use optical illusions to take advantage of its inability to perceive depth (one eye). nothing simpler.

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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

charles portis' the dog of the south is nothing but deadpanslop dude. it's funnyslop pure and simple.

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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

my theory about what the sirens are singing in the odyssey? it's reasons why christopher nolan can't write complex female characters. and the reasons? are woke. that's why matt damon's sad. because it means he can't be woke anymore

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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

sitting in the corner while my buddies riff and occasionally sliding one bead across an abacus

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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

i wouldn't necessarily have a problem with seeing a doctor whose name was dr skull. but if his office was in a cave i'd be alert for signs of a lair

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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

i have watched and reviewed "the odyssey" (2026) boxd.it/fwBCKN

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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

when the puckish homie loses his elan 😫😫

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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

climb on my back brother. stow your goods in my baskets. i'm headed this way anyway. just trying to get this carrot, you see. although it has eluded me

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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

(getting off a 20 year boat) can't wait to see my fuckin pig farmer

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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

if you've enjoyed YOU MUST UNDERSTAND THIS IF YOU WANT TO LIVE it would be great if you could review to improve my chances of getting a grant. thank you www.goodreads.com/book/show/23...

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YOU MUST UNDERSTAND THIS IF YOU WANT TO LIVE

A creation myth. A complete list of ways to die. A pris…

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