Reposted by NurbsyNurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social · 02/11/2023mfw my face has been alternating between these two expressions all day 0164
Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Just need to sublimate disappointment, reveal and articulate my desires, and quickly and affordably make them manifest while recovering from dental surgery 2212
Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026That’s ok. That’s ok. That’s ok. That’s ok. That’s ok. That’s ok. That’s ok. That’s ok. 080
Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Swearing the waiter in on a bible before he tells us about tonight’s specials 1201
Reposted by Nurbsycorpse eating dog @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 29/09/2026we noticed that you aren't being kind to our ads 111216
Reposted by NurbsyNurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social · 21/02/2024It’s cool that we make a special paper just for flushing down the toilet. And it’s even cooler that we print presidents’ faces on it 2151
Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026What Some Folks Really Mean When They Claim to Have Never Had Sex to ‘Cbat’ 070
Reposted by NurbsyWorst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026"The ways in which" <- Elmer Fudd telling you who turned him into dried fruit 412928
Reposted by NurbsyThe Shire-Reckoning @shire-reckoning.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Sam and Frodo threaten the willow with fire, but Merry and Pippin scream; it has started to crush them. Then—a song? Downstream, behind them, they hear: ‘Hey dol! merry dol! ring a dong dillo! Ring a dong! hop along! fal lal the willow! Tom Bom, jolly Tom, Tom Bombadillo!’ 18413
