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Gabri

@someburgerfan.bsky.social
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Fan of Art, Horror, Folklore, Mythology, History, Videogames, Music, Archery, Books, Movies, Occultism, Larping and much more Sometimes I write, draw, paint, create many types of art and do more 26 Living in Italy

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Gabri @someburgerfan.bsky.social · 36m
bro life is a salad
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Gabri @someburgerfan.bsky.social · 5h
Sure, you can have a problem with one potion formula or two, but all of them? Maybe the problem is you
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Gabri @someburgerfan.bsky.social · 2h
Fog that's as thick as milk
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Gabri @someburgerfan.bsky.social · 2h
Yassified roman emperors
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Gabri @someburgerfan.bsky.social · 4h
Once upon a time there was a tree in a park full of trees
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Gabri @someburgerfan.bsky.social · 5h
shit yourself
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Gabri @someburgerfan.bsky.social · 5h
Sure, you can have a problem with one potion formula or two, but all of them? Maybe the problem is you
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Gabri @someburgerfan.bsky.social · 6h
The internet is starting to make me dislike the word "whimsical"
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Gabri @someburgerfan.bsky.social · 6h
Thinking about adding sophisticated words to my vocabulary like "zomg" or "cool beans"
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Gabri @someburgerfan.bsky.social · 22h
What if we all started mooing when there's traffic instead of honking
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Gabri @someburgerfan.bsky.social · 23h
So I went out with some new folks for the first time and I thought it was going to be a chill night but once I arrived they were dressed up in medieval costumes and they took me to a role playing game with other people dressed up like that and there were drunks, this isn't even a shitpost it's real
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Gabri @someburgerfan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The expression "Achilles' heel" wouldn't exist if the guy it references didn't skip foot day at the gym instead of invading Troy
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Gabri @someburgerfan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The expression "Achilles' heel" wouldn't exist if the guy it references didn't skip foot day at the gym instead of invading Troy
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Gabri @someburgerfan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I just summoned a hellspawn to start a fire for an onion stew
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Gabri @someburgerfan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Albert Einstein, a smart man with a silly haircut
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Gabri @someburgerfan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Next to my house there's a small forest that I never entered, but today I did and I saw some interesting stuff until my path got blocked by a fallen tree
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Gabri @someburgerfan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Guys unemployment is so much fun, I engaged in 3 different hobbies and I even saw birds, what else would someone need?
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Gabri @someburgerfan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Remember to leave bones for Halloween Santa on the 31st
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Gabri @someburgerfan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
They caught Aristotle using Snapchat filters for his selfies
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Gabri @someburgerfan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You know what's disappointing? The fact that Plato never met Pluto on the planet Pluto
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Gabri @someburgerfan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Dude the planet is a diorama and whoever is crafting it is running out of materials
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Gabri @someburgerfan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
They caught Aristotle using Snapchat filters for his selfies
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Gabri @someburgerfan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Disappearing in a misty forest is the best thing you can do this month
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Gabri @someburgerfan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I find it unacceptable how a local celebrity called a town with walls and places like these "the ugliest place in the country" and I feel like it's a metaphor for how things in this country are going, especially cuz said celebrity was getting a fucking prize
Outer walls from the town square in Castel Guelfo, on the sides there are large towersAnother pic of the outer walls focusing on one of the towers, or as we call them the "torrioni" because they're not tall but they're large
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Gabri @someburgerfan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I got visited by 3 curses at 3am
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Gabri @someburgerfan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
dude a hot woman bought one of my potions
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Gabri @someburgerfan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Guys I just hit a strike on Wii Sports Resort #truegamer
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Gabri @someburgerfan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I got globs in Atlanta
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Gabri @someburgerfan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Gabri #promosky
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Gabri @someburgerfan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Reminder to drink an entire vial of blood today
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Gabri @someburgerfan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
guys i luv evanescenc bring me to lief is my fav song 🤘🤘🤘🤘
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Gabri @someburgerfan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
An ant drank my potion and now it's the same size as my dog: it's eating his kibble and it's even demanding to be petted
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Gabri @someburgerfan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
As of this second i am unemployed, i left my workplace after 8 long years and i'm so happy about it I spent 20 cent to buy a single piece of candy
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Gabri @someburgerfan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
the sky is in every part of the planet
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Gabri @someburgerfan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
After studying art from the Renaissance and seeing many muscular men on multiple paintings I've come to a conclusion: artists from that era would've loved gym bros
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Gabri @someburgerfan.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Who needs sex when you have professional wrestling and Nu-metal
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Gabri @someburgerfan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Playing Hopscotch and The floor is lava at the same time to make things more difficult
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Gabri @someburgerfan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My life goal is to equip some of the higher level armours
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Gabri @someburgerfan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Why aren't we playing Hide and Seek in the Underworld?
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Gabri @someburgerfan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
In museums you're forced to see the big picture
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Gabri @someburgerfan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
pickles
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Gabri @someburgerfan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Dinosaurs with emo clothes
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Gabri @someburgerfan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Guys if wishes were fishes the world would be an ocean
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Gabri @someburgerfan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Do you guys read your Grimoires burger or hot dog style?
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Gabri @someburgerfan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Running around the house, scissors in hand, you can't get anymore defiant than that
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Gabri @someburgerfan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
you ever see something that's clearly comedy and be like hahaha and share it to your pal and then you're both like hahaha 🤣🤣😸😸 #relatable
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Gabri @someburgerfan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If you're over 30 and you don't know at least 10 ancient curses you're busted
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Gabri @someburgerfan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Posting woods pics at 400 followers
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Gabri @someburgerfan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My blob son is jelly of my blob dog
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Gabri @someburgerfan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The word Pain in English = a distressing feeling The word Pain in french = bread See this is why I fuck with french folks
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