Reposted by GabriGabri @someburgerfan.bsky.social · 5hSure, you can have a problem with one potion formula or two, but all of them? Maybe the problem is you 081
Gabri @someburgerfan.bsky.social · 5hSure, you can have a problem with one potion formula or two, but all of them? Maybe the problem is you 081
Gabri @someburgerfan.bsky.social · 6hThe internet is starting to make me dislike the word "whimsical" 2120
Gabri @someburgerfan.bsky.social · 6hThinking about adding sophisticated words to my vocabulary like "zomg" or "cool beans" 050
Gabri @someburgerfan.bsky.social · 22hWhat if we all started mooing when there's traffic instead of honking 1110
Gabri @someburgerfan.bsky.social · 23hSo I went out with some new folks for the first time and I thought it was going to be a chill night but once I arrived they were dressed up in medieval costumes and they took me to a role playing game with other people dressed up like that and there were drunks, this isn't even a shitpost it's real 1120
Reposted by GabriGabri @someburgerfan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The expression "Achilles' heel" wouldn't exist if the guy it references didn't skip foot day at the gym instead of invading Troy 0112
Gabri @someburgerfan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The expression "Achilles' heel" wouldn't exist if the guy it references didn't skip foot day at the gym instead of invading Troy 0112
Gabri @someburgerfan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I just summoned a hellspawn to start a fire for an onion stew 090
Reposted by GabriGabri @someburgerfan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Albert Einstein, a smart man with a silly haircut 1172
Gabri @someburgerfan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Next to my house there's a small forest that I never entered, but today I did and I saw some interesting stuff until my path got blocked by a fallen tree 0192
Gabri @someburgerfan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Guys unemployment is so much fun, I engaged in 3 different hobbies and I even saw birds, what else would someone need? 1130
Gabri @someburgerfan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Remember to leave bones for Halloween Santa on the 31st 060
Reposted by GabriGabri @someburgerfan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026They caught Aristotle using Snapchat filters for his selfies 061
Gabri @someburgerfan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026You know what's disappointing? The fact that Plato never met Pluto on the planet Pluto 040
Gabri @someburgerfan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Dude the planet is a diorama and whoever is crafting it is running out of materials 1120
Gabri @someburgerfan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026They caught Aristotle using Snapchat filters for his selfies 061
Gabri @someburgerfan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Disappearing in a misty forest is the best thing you can do this month 0267
Gabri @someburgerfan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I find it unacceptable how a local celebrity called a town with walls and places like these "the ugliest place in the country" and I feel like it's a metaphor for how things in this country are going, especially cuz said celebrity was getting a fucking prize 1120
Gabri @someburgerfan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Guys I just hit a strike on Wii Sports Resort #truegamer 2150
Gabri @someburgerfan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026guys i luv evanescenc bring me to lief is my fav song 🤘🤘🤘🤘 170
Gabri @someburgerfan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026An ant drank my potion and now it's the same size as my dog: it's eating his kibble and it's even demanding to be petted 1141
Gabri @someburgerfan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026As of this second i am unemployed, i left my workplace after 8 long years and i'm so happy about it I spent 20 cent to buy a single piece of candy 1130
Reposted by GabriGabri @someburgerfan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026After studying art from the Renaissance and seeing many muscular men on multiple paintings I've come to a conclusion: artists from that era would've loved gym bros 0141
Reposted by GabriGabri @someburgerfan.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Who needs sex when you have professional wrestling and Nu-metal 061
Gabri @someburgerfan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Playing Hopscotch and The floor is lava at the same time to make things more difficult 040
Gabri @someburgerfan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026My life goal is to equip some of the higher level armours 070
Gabri @someburgerfan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Why aren't we playing Hide and Seek in the Underworld? 370
Gabri @someburgerfan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Guys if wishes were fishes the world would be an ocean 1151
Gabri @someburgerfan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Do you guys read your Grimoires burger or hot dog style? 2101
Gabri @someburgerfan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Running around the house, scissors in hand, you can't get anymore defiant than that 050
Gabri @someburgerfan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026you ever see something that's clearly comedy and be like hahaha and share it to your pal and then you're both like hahaha 🤣🤣😸😸 #relatable 2181
Gabri @someburgerfan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026If you're over 30 and you don't know at least 10 ancient curses you're busted 170
Gabri @someburgerfan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The word Pain in English = a distressing feeling The word Pain in french = bread See this is why I fuck with french folks 2150