Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 13hBring the toad to all our towns #mrbusiness @mybigcrack 2460
Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 15hWhen midnight is nigh Upon raven’s cry You shall see the 5th guy And his burger and fry 39118
Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I WILL do something messed up And when I do, you know that I already apologized to you right now 4927
Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Go to Settings > Stupid > Switch to On 522836
Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Me explaining to you in detail each of the zoo animals I’m following 1927
Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Couples costume idea: A time traveler giving a dorito to a medieval peasant 123942
Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 01/10/2026If someone else posted this I would have figured it out and laughed 0120
Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Affirmation for spiders: I may be smaller but I am just as spooky as the giant Halloween decorations 211718
Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 30/09/202630 days has! This is the official day of 30 days has! 2431
Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Don’t eat that chicken soup! That was for the soul! 120331
Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026You can’t criticize me I already visualized you as the unhelpful zigzag Tetris block and myself as the heroic single line block 545062
Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Great news! All annoying people have been placed in a grain silo! ~ No grain was harmed in making this post ~ 21147
Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026No action is required You don’t need to do any action Please rest and calmly do no actions 623929
Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 23/09/2026A smile hides all the 100 secret teeth you can’t even see - Monster proverb 17710
Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Obama praying and putting on an invisibility cloak: Let me be clear 214011
Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The universe doesn’t like to be called vast Please remark on its fitness and healthy choices 3809
Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 21/09/2026We made a huge mistake and missed some kind of guy who the arrow is pointing at 916217
Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 21/09/2026If you press all the buttons on your phone in this 1 exact combination, you end up here 2816
Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I’m on Pa - treon AND all the photos and videos are different My name there is NaomiElizabeth ! 🌬️ 0210
Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Would this joke have done better if I spelled it right or not really 1303
Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Me in the Valley of the Shadow of Dearh: Hey! I’m walkin here! 113211
Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Pick any season I will celebrate it right now. any season right now do it 91133
Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 14/09/2026NEVER share this code. Your code is. 3 831554
Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Apple devices are legally required to store my image of baby yoda lifting weights and getting huge 4801
Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Join me for a very special event Who: us Where: the internet When: right now 711811
Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Girls whispering and laughing: He didn’t know oceans are now battlefields 115129
Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I’m reading a crude stone tablet hidden behind my newspaper so people will think I’m from an advanced society 117718
Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 31/08/2026The world: *Be’s insane* Me: I will respond to this by dressing up as a curtain 41379
Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 25/08/2026He said it worked and it was really scary haha 1812
Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I am listening. But some of my neural pathways have been diverted to the idea of a planet made entirely of pizza 414911
Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Viral Celeb Shrimp Opens Fried Rice Restaurant 616714
Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Viral Shrimp Opens Fried Rice Restaurant 210112
Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Yes my messages have an automatic signature! ~ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵃⁿ ᵃᵐᵃᶻⁱⁿᵍ ᵈᵃʸ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ᵗʰᵉ ᵘˡᵗⁱᵐᵃᵗᵉ ʷᵒʳˡᵈˢ ᵖᵉʳˢᵒⁿ~ No you can’t copy my idea! ~ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵃⁿ ᵃᵐᵃᶻⁱⁿᵍ ᵈᵃʸ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ᵗʰᵉ ᵘˡᵗⁱᵐᵃᵗᵉ ʷᵒʳˡᵈ’ˢ ᵖᵉʳˢᵒⁿ~ 41276
Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I put a funny picture for free on Pa - treon 🪽 If you needed an excuse to go there 🪽 My name there is NaomiElizabeth ! 🪽 5300
Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Put yourself out there!! On the roof of a Cinnabon !! 31247
Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 16/08/2026If you slowly float in front of the sun and block its light, try to be out of there in 15 minutes or people start to get mad 1492
Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 16/08/2026I’m reading a crude stone tablet hidden behind my newspaper so people think I’m from an advanced society 619421
Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Daniel Plainview on ozempic: I do not drink your milkshake 4894
Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Q: Why was the bacterium a great primary source of news for journalists? A: Because he was straight from the horse’s mouth 3472
Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Q: Which country belongs specifically to me A: MYanmar 7772
