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Heinz

@heinz.bsky.social
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I spent 6 months in america 5 years ago and I'm still basing my entire personality on it I am 29 📍 Germany

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Heinz @heinz.bsky.social · 55m
Saw a woman riding a horse on a road on the outskirts of the city. She was on her phone
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Heinz @heinz.bsky.social · 21h
I'm ready to tell anyone with a lower follower count than me that their follower count is pathetic. get in my replies and fight me
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Heinz @heinz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh my god it's actually spooky season!
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Heinz @heinz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i cannot fucking believe you would do tha- i mean, no worries
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Heinz @heinz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
fresh linux install. feeling brand new
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Heinz @heinz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Heinz @heinz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have skipped stones on loch rannoch and toasted with water
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BearhAHHH!!t @fussybabybit.ch · 28/09/2026
You catch that big video essay last night?
coworkers deviously luring you over to the water cooler
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Heinz @heinz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I recommend reading Isabel's works
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Heinz @heinz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
what kind of twisted world do you inhabit that made you like this. oh sorry I meant to say you're welcome
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Heinz @heinz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Timeline cleanse? Speak for yourself. My timeline was perfectly vibeful and peaceful before I sat through your clip of cute clouded leopards playing together without a worry in the world
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Heinz @heinz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Heinz @heinz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
letting loose my degrowth marten squad that will make owning a car unsensible in the area
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Heinz @heinz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Just saw a couple absolutely fail their greeting
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Heinz @heinz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
These would be next in chronological order. I just posted them first
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Heinz @heinz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
5 years ago on this day I had cuban lunch in Newark 😍 I generated so much plastic waste while living in America
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Heinz @heinz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
the world is eating itself. and I'm afraid we're doing the eating
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Heinz @heinz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Retweeting someone that I have 95% mutual overlap with
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Number One Saskatoon Berries Fan™️ @beepthief.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hospital constables tackled me before I could register my child’s name as Mordred.
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Heinz @heinz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
sorry for also going to this wretched place. It was on the way, ok
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Heinz @heinz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I'm afraid that we accessed that which wasn't meant to be accessed
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Heinz @heinz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I used to still post on the other site. But I see the light now. I repent. There are 40 people left that I like there and half of them are just quote tweeting evil posts. Making fun of them, sure enough, but ultimately it's a waste of time. And I will not waste time observing this anymore
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Heinz @heinz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
New article by my friend Isabel. "If we are not for each other, who will be?"
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Heinz @heinz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
In the lab making myself
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Heinz @heinz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I can't get the german chancellor out of my head angrily telling a pediatrician on tv that she is a "Nutznießerin" (a beneficiary, derogatory) of the existence of the modern health system. Like that she should be quiet and happy that she gets to have a job like this,
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Heinz @heinz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Mallaig
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furby hancock @furbyhancock.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
it feels like everything is constantly getting dumber but we actually reached Peak Folly in 2025. aphids got insanely wise over the past year and are set to surpass plants by november
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Heinz @heinz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The weather is humid in such a way that it reminds me of the days when I had just arrived in japan
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Heinz @heinz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Heinz @heinz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Heinz @heinz.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
(dinner at a friend's house, one course) thanks for inviting me. So what's good here
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Heinz @heinz.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Heinz @heinz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
(Miranda Priestly voice) Details of your carbon-intensive lifestyle do not interest me
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Heinz @heinz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Heinz @heinz.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
please prevent worrying
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vapors of the chasm @snakeroot.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
[Wife in labor and female nurse in the delivery room are only discussing the boy baby] Me: Yeah this delivery room is not passing the Bechdel test right now so as a feminist I'm gonna head out
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Heinz @heinz.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Heinz @heinz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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Heinz @heinz.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Heinz @heinz.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
just unsubscribed from amtrak email newsletter. I don't live there anymore.
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Heinz @heinz.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Heinz @heinz.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
more scotland. Mostly Oban
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Heinz @heinz.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Have a little more respect. Terrible, ill-fitting clothes have put food on your table
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Heinz @heinz.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Biffy Clyro was epic in Edinburgh
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Heinz @heinz.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I'm in Scotland
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Heinz @heinz.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Can't access bluesky dms right now because I'm on vacation in scotland and I'm not age verifying shit. Please hold.
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Heinz @heinz.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
It's not any better out there. Just different
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Heinz @heinz.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I don't care about solar events. I was in a dark room practicing my singing.
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Heinz @heinz.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
My motto if I was a house from game of thrones: business is coming
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Heinz @heinz.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I can only remember birthdays between the beginning of october and the end of april. If your birthday is not in this range and I forgot it, sorry.
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