iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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ironghazi @ironghazi.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Dang, this Amazon data collection thing is spooky accurate

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 07/10/2026

Wearing my weighted vest to Marshalls so everyone knows I'm going through it

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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

If you have nut, nutted or are nutting already I've got two words for you buddy: the bible

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Offering the fellas some of my protein shaker full of chowder at the gym

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'dro🐰 @clowndro.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

My sinuses have declared today A Day Of Sneezing

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'dro🐰 @clowndro.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Well that's just my life so when are you getting here

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'dro🐰 @clowndro.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

If you live long enough, eventually there will be people who decide for no particular reason that they just don't like you, but the important thing to remember about those people is that they can eat shit

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

So when a baby’s butt is hanging out of the flap of their pjs it’s adorable, but when it’s mine you’re “calling the law” and “can’t finish your chowder”

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Anastasia MacKenzie @theanastasia.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

It seems that at some point most of us stopped living and started surviving.

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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

A family can be three pieces of toast

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Somehow managed to fall down 6 flights of stairs without spilling any of my fondue

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'dro🐰 @clowndro.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Was putting a pizza in the oven and a sliver of mozzarella fell on my bare foot, thereby creating literal toecheese

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Milk puns are attractive? No whey.

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Sunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

when i was a kid, instead of saying grace before dinner, my dad would recite all the lyrics of stairway to heaven.

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

cop: license and registration please me: (hands him uno reverse card) license and registration please cop: ah man

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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

following my dreams to the end of my driveway and back today

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Sunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

scientists theorize that each consecutive spider man reboot will form a tighter & tighter concentric circle that will eventually form a black hole in the plot so dense that not even your suspension of disbelief can escape.

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Potentate Hawtshot @greegreehoist.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Scot free is nice but sometimes has more strings attached than even Scot lease so be careful

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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

a reading level above my pay grade

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Spooky Seamus O'Flaugherty @seamussaid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

my mother: a watched pot never boils 4yo me: challenge fucking accepted

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

You can't just decide to "go full Walton Goggins." He has a team of people making his hair look that way.

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BlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Sisyphus changing out the boulder for a giant prize winning pumpkin for spooky season

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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

emergency hotdog that heats up when you crack it like a glow stick

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'dro🐰 @clowndro.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Like Mr. Rogers except I'm changing from cargo shorts and a T-shirt into basketball shorts and a hoodie

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mave @mave.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Use code ROOTVEG at the farmers market for half off parsnips

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Marly @verbsrproudest.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The Little Engine That Could But Didn’t Want To Deal With It Until Monday

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

it's called a rabbit maybe you've hared of it

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Paranormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Poking all the meat at the store to see if it's ripe

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

slipped on a banana peel into a profound melancholy

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

this works best if you read the caption in elizabeth holmes's voice

the liberty biberty puppet looking at nathan fielder saying, "why would i liberty biberty you?"

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Word has it there's some good detritus drifting down from the ocean surface. I'm wiggling my eyestalks and clicking my pincers with excitement

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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 30/09/2026

second verse. please lift the curse.

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Nes Lessman @neslessman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Hey girl, are you a disgraced cosmonaut?

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BlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Spacing out in the garden of unearthly delights later

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rebar mcentire? @rebarmcentire.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

my baby is crawling on the ceiling and bellowing ancient curses at me, which essential oils will help

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rebar mcentire? @rebarmcentire.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I boil my phone once a month to sanitize it

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

If you seek friendship, I recommend the kind that will apply for a special permit to bring you cake at the airport on a layover, if they are willing to go through airport security, they are definitely ride or die

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'dro🐰 @clowndro.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

It feels like time has stopped, and for just a moment, the earth ceases to spin as our eyes meet, while I am taking a dump on your front lawn

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'dro🐰 @clowndro.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Ordered Chicken al Pastor tacos from Chipotle and was very disappointed when they were not served to me by a priest

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Blair Spookily @blairloudly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

trial and error would be great names for twins

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

good morning to everyone out there but an especially good morning to any twelve foot skeletons who are reporting for yard duty

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Pops @pops131.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

One Squashed Chihuahua. 🤣😂🤣

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Blair Spookily @blairloudly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

why are you eating all those french fries [me] you told me to hydrate what [me] car-bo-hydrate its right there in the word

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rebar mcentire? @rebarmcentire.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

your hands slip around my waist, I look up into your eyes, you brush a lock of hair behind my ear, I let out the most putrid fart known to man, we both start gagging and decide it's time to leave IKEA

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murphmama.bsky.social @murphmama.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

In 7th grade, Missy loved to braid my hair during P.E. She went on to become a porn star, I went on to have long hair.

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