ironghazi @ironghazi.bsky.social · 6hSorry I'm late boss, a rogue ai agent made me a lil sleepy head 0797
ironghazi @ironghazi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026[to the tune of Choosin’ Texas] It doesn’t take a real good map to see/ How vast and great our nation seems to be/ Makin’ memes about myself/ He’s sendin’ shitposts; I can tell/ 711415
ironghazi @ironghazi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026They’re calling it “the largest gathering of unfuckable dorks in the country” 8422
Reposted by ironghazisage scrub @sagescrub.bsky.social · 26/09/2026why would you post that? there’s no reason for you to post that 051
Reposted by ironghaziJonathan @acinixys.bsky.social · 25/09/2026My office is in a mall About 2 years ago I was getting lunch at the food court and went to the mall toilet to pee There was a guy on an all hands call, on speaker phone so the whole bathroom could hear, grunting and straining through what must have been the biggest shit of his life. They exist 1281
Reposted by ironghaziadrian @crawf34.bsky.social · 25/09/2026[near-empty toilet paper roll rattling loudly] nothing on my end 0652
Reposted by ironghaziintrusive xi jinping thought @craigrangoon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Okay but I was next to a guy in a stall who did pretty much this exact thing. He kept taking the zoom call after he was done shitting and left the bathroom without washing his hands. 3381
ironghazi @ironghazi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026[crappin’ my ass off on the toliet] *unmutes Teams to say something at the exact moment a turd bloinks into the water* No concerns 1297297
Reposted by ironghaziPolkPanther @polkpanther.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Where's Stockholmes located? If I had a map it would be helpful 1181
ironghazi @ironghazi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Nathan Fielder really seems to like Elizabeth Holmes in that new documentary even though he’s basically trapped there by her. Guess you could say he has a case of stockholmes syndrome 2332323
ironghazi @ironghazi.bsky.social · 24/09/2026does anybody know how to make the timeline look nice instead of bad 22510
ironghazi @ironghazi.bsky.social · 24/09/2026“Is the Mass. lesbian bar situation the new Gamergate?” -the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate, 0601
Reposted by ironghaziEveryone Hornypost @zutart.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm trying to delete it 1552
Reposted by ironghaziJoe Defroster @yodacat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026TMZ reporting that Mitch McConnell is dead from sucking his entire head into his own mouth somehow? Anybody hearing this? 5678
ironghazi @ironghazi.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I may just be a soyboy libcuck, but perhaps this wouldn’t have happened if the director of the fbi wasnt an alcoholic podcaster 520826
ironghazi @ironghazi.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Buddy emailed me today saying the fbi seized his phone as part of an investigation into some guy he used to be friends with, so I’m doing my part by texting pictures of kash patel with googly eyes to his phone 525215
Reposted by ironghaziPolkPanther @polkpanther.bsky.social · 23/09/2026You're always being real - real lame!! 1141
ironghazi @ironghazi.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I don't have anything to shitpost about. Why would I shitpost? I'm engaging with you as a good-faith user. 1028016
ironghazi @ironghazi.bsky.social · 23/09/2026My intestines when 2 pots of coffee and lexapro drops into my stomach 5935
ironghazi @ironghazi.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I was gone for a long time, most folks figured I was gone for good. But now I’m back, and I’m taking Pennsylvania by storm! (Measles) 211312
ironghazi @ironghazi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026[RNC 2028] CHRISTIE: It's time for real conservatives to stand up and to reclaim the GOP so that- TRUMP: 🖐️🤚Chris is fat, people- he's large, he's a large heavy man,, who, 🖐️ 🤚 quite frankly - is not very small 5904
Reposted by ironghaziSubscribe To You Know Ball @trillbrodude.bsky.social · 22/09/2026We were texting last week and now I feel personally responsible because he has returned. I am so sorry. 1391
ironghazi @ironghazi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Most people don't realize just how vast our great nation is. Truly amazing. 2560472
ironghazi @ironghazi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I’ve had a couple people tell me I’m going to get cancelled on here. Buddy, you can’t cancel diarrhea 525116
Reposted by ironghaziJimmy @jimmy-d.bsky.social · 21/09/2026He’s back and not a moment too soon 331942
Reposted by ironghaziBasketball Fan, of the Sixers and LeBron James lmao! @drewhamm5.bsky.social · 21/09/2026::seeing a curious notification and then clicking on the @ironghazi.bsky.social profile:: 1492
ironghazi @ironghazi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I never once said he should “Mackle less”. If I find out who keeps saying this I’m calling the cops 31395
ironghazi @ironghazi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Alirght 4 posts is pretty good now how do I delete this thing 8910
Reposted by ironghaziRunmiked @runmiked.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Hmmmmm… missing for 8 yrs and has a couch. 1291
Reposted by ironghaziSpilly @spilly.bsky.social · 21/09/2026A bunch of humorless scolds on this website are about to experience ironghazi. It’s like watching a runaway nuclear reaction in real time 822923
ironghazi @ironghazi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026people keep saying "post the map" Listen to me very carefully you idiots I will never post the fucking map 2020620
