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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 11h

*gesturing at social media* "i remember when all this was just feels"

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snargleplax @snargleplax.bsky.social · 11h

might fuck around later and festoon something

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Jack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 10h

For Halloween I'm dressing up in all green stuff and shamrocks and going as a guy who really likes Irish things.

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terror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 10h

October is the perfect time to finally go on a date with 𝒯𝒽ℯ 𝒮𝓀𝒾𝓃𝓁ℯ𝓈𝓈 ℱ𝓇ℯ𝒶𝓀

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terror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 10h

People don’t even look up from their phones long enough these days to notice the wilted crops and pestilence your presence brings

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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 9h

REACTION: Guy named William who once drank beer with Sheryl Crow at noon on Tuesday in a bar that faces a giant car wash hears "All I Wanna Do" for the first time

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🍀 Clover Kiss Cinema @cloverkisscinema.club · 9h

After complaints about the Sardaukar speech in Dune being Satanic, It's been replaced with Fran Drescher's laugh from The Nanny. It actually makes those scenes more disturbing, but we hope it will help our Yelp scores.

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 11h

in order to conjure up an air of mystery i will henceforth be referring to my hot flashes as el niños

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 9h

THE ONLY WAY EVIL IS GETTING IN HERE IS BY KNOCKING POLITELY ON THE DOOR AND ASKING TO BE LET IN. HI EVIL, YOU'RE LATE.

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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 9h

Any of you dipshits ever dealt with misplaced hostility?

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 9h

It weirds me out that my mom can tell when I’m high, so naturally every time I get high, I call her and try to convince her I’m not.

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One Dog’s Opinion 🐾 @onedogsopinion.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

DOG: okay, but can AI do this? *follows you into the bathroom*

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One Dog’s Opinion 🐾 @onedogsopinion.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

a haunted house but it’s just a room full of people asking me what I do for a living

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One Dog’s Opinion 🐾 @onedogsopinion.bsky.social · 16h

October 14, 2026, marks the 100th anniversary of the publication of A. A. Milne's classic children's book, Winnie-the-Pooh, with illustrations by E.H. Shepard. I have numerous editions of these stories, one is old and badly worn but still valuable, however the one that I’m most attached to is

Bookshelf featuring a row of children’s books including about a dozen Winnie the Pooh books by A.A. Milne.

A well-loved dark green leather-bound 1928 issue of A. A.Milne’s The House at Pooh Corner. All four cover edges and the spine (not pictured) with gilt decoration

This is the second volume of stories featuring Winnie-the-Pooh and famously introduces the character Tigger.

A 1958 hardcover edition of A. A. Milne’s The World of Christopher Robin (When We Were Very Young and Now We Are Six.)

A light blue book cover (no jacket) showing Christopher Robin and Winnie The Pooh dancing. This edition contains decorations and new illustrations by E. H. Shepard, including five pages of color illustrations.

The book shows its age and difficult journey of having survived one house fire and two floods! There are faded bleach stains and evidence of prior mold/mildew damage.

Inside the front cover are some crayon scriblings that I choose to blame on my little brother.

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One Dog’s Opinion 🐾 @onedogsopinion.bsky.social · 10h

[Carrie Bradshaw voice] “I couldn’t help but wonder if maybe I never was a shitposter. And if not, then who who was I?”

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One Dog’s Opinion 🐾 @onedogsopinion.bsky.social · 16h

filling my weekly pill organizer with small talk

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Braden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 14h

Not sure what exactly I expected from the end times but I definitely did not anticipate this many fucking leafblowers

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 14/10/2026

a star wars cover band called sarlacc! at the disco

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 13h

[first day as a magician] I swear he was supposed to reappear, your honor

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Nate @thenatewolf.bsky.social · 12h

Calling Spider-Man “spidey” too early in the relationship. He slaps me and webs me.

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 12h

In a vulnerable state after molting my old computer, waiting for the new one to fully harden

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 12h

you're in his dms, I'm being held captive in his basement. we are not the same

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headless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 19h

I’ve always been goth on the inside (too lazy for the makeup and outfits)

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Wilde Thingy @wildethingy.bsky.social · 15h

The whole world has turned to shit ever since Antipope Clement VII failed to displace Urban VI as the legitimate Pope. You were all thinking it.

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 17h

There are seven remotes on the coffee table at your parent's home. Which one do you use for the VCR, which one do bludgeon yourself with, which one do you consume whole?

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Tippi Hedren Collider (now with more birds) 🐦‍⬛ @linanneblack.bsky.social · 20h

The cool thing about going back to school for a new career is you might be the only kid in your class with an incisional hernia.

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g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

*reading the declaration of independence* these mf were onto something

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g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

upside to being whatever the hell this is, i get to do whatever the hell this is

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g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

footloose ✅ fancy free ❎

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I listen to other people's problems because it's easier than thinking about my own and also makes me less boring to them, I am a mysterious kind stranger, a drifter who lends an ear but then disappears before you find out anything about me which makes you want to know more desperately

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

You seem really peaceful, what's it like to have no clue what's going on in the world?

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 18h

Your daily affirmation: True strength comes not from your muscles but from deeper within - your spleen demons and brain goblins.

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cap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 15h

Oh hang on I just read the post sorry

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cap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 15h

Do you still help answer white men’s questions?

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 16h

In order to set the universe back to right and to stop upsetting the cosmic balance, I will no longer be helping white men or answering their questions

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Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 17h

I miss the kinds of movies they made when I was a kid. Simple, relatable stories about breakdancing.

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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

They should invent a social media that doesn't eat your soul.

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Paused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social · 22h

I, too, shall pass.

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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Life is short, leave me alone

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Axer Jenkins @axerjenkins.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

The end of an era and there's no dadgum decision. I wait all this time and it's left to my imagination? Stupid. What's a pimp gotta do to get info on the ships these days

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I would like less memorable things to happen now, please

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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

[before party] Me: I'll stay safe & stick to ONE drink at the office Halloween party [party] Me (sloshed): GREAT COSTUME, MARK Mark: I'm not in costume..? Me: THEN WHY DO YOU LOOK EXACTLY LIKE A SELF-IMPORTANT JERK

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