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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 10h
Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Skull Snail Pin. Welp, that's what Gary gets for trying to eat a poisonous slug. collabs.shop/fpkp05
An enamel pin of an olive-green snail carrying a human skull as its shell against a plain white background.
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 4h
Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for these Edgar Allan Poe Nail Art Stickers. October is right around the corner, have you Poed your toes yet? collabs.shop/8gbk72
A sheet of Edgar Allan Poe-themed nail art stickers featuring illustrations of ravens, skulls, books, hearts, roses, and the word "Nevermore" in black, red, and grey.
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 6h
Was planning to go on a picnic until Fishy decided that no, we will not be doing that actually.
A black and white tuxedo cat with white paws and whiskers sits proudly atop a wicker picnic basket resting on a wooden dining table.
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 7h
Sounds like an honest mistake.
"In retrospect, I
suppose I can see how the shampoo commercial where I ripped off my Klan hood to reveal blackface underneath could be interpreted as having racist undertones."
-Sydney Sweeney
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 8h
That's crazy.
The original Hummer could drive fifty feet per gallon of gas.
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 9h
That's helpful to know.
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 10h
Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Skull Snail Pin. Welp, that's what Gary gets for trying to eat a poisonous slug. collabs.shop/fpkp05
An enamel pin of an olive-green snail carrying a human skull as its shell against a plain white background.
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 11h
Jimi played a mean bagpipe.
Although Jimi Hendrix was famous for his guitar skills, his favorite instrument to play was the bagpipe.
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 12h
The year is 2030. Taylor Swift released a new album last week. She has already re-released 9,000 versions of it. You ask if this is a bit much, and a Swiftie immediately decapitates you. This is legal for them to do, as has been decreed by God Emperor Taylor Swift.
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 13h
Oh wow, I never knew that.
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 22h
Libraries do not mess around.
Libraries employ bounty hunters to bring in people with overdue books dead or alive.
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Comet Chart Blanket. If you could only choose one of these comets to crash into Earth and bring a swift end to the capitalist hellscape we've created, which would it be? I'm picking the one right above bottom left corner. collabs.shop/pv8njc
A black-and-white woven throw blanket with fringed edges featuring a grid pattern of astronomical illustrations, including galaxies, planets, and comets.
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We made a comic about a starfish.
1 Starfish: Oh how wonderful it is to be named after the stars!
2 Starfish: It’s an honor to be associated with those beloved lights up in the night sky.
3 Starfish: Oh, hello there Blobfish!
Blobfish: Fuck you.
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
In a world of "Please give me money because I was fired before being racist" fundraisers, I am proud to say that "Help us make the number bigger" is light-years away from being the worst fundraiser out there. gofund.me/711f1548
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Donate to Help Us Make the Number Bigger, organized by Low Quality Facts
If the internet loves one thing, it's watching a small number become a bigger number.… Low Quality Facts needs your support for Help Us Make the Number Bigger
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Incredible.
Buzz Aldrin was the first person to lose his virginity on the moon.
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's a shame that Jeffrey Epstein died before we could have fixed everything by asking him to write a short essay saying he was sorry.
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Today's Low Quality Ad is for this "I Peaked in a Past Life" Pin. To be fair, I was a capybara in a past life. The bar is high. collabs.shop/mpbtov
An enamel pin of a pink and purple lotus flower resting on green lily pads, with a banner underneath that reads "I Peaked In A Past Life".
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That makes sense.
The soft drink 7 Up got its name from its seven ingredients: Lemon juice, lime juice, sugar, sugar, sugar, sugar, and sugar.
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That's terrifying.
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That blows my mind.
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I heard he still cuts hair on the weekends.
Johnny Depp received an honorary degree from the Paul Mitchell Barber School for his role in Edward Scissorhands.
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Buffy The Umpire Slayer Art Print. With the reboot no longer happening, this is the next best thing. collabs.shop/hdodmi
​An illustrated scene shows a cricket match on a sunny day where a woman in a jacket stabs an umpire in the chest with a knife while he raises his finger.
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That's so wholesome.
Stephen King's novel It is dedicated to his parents, who both worked full time as circus clowns.
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sounds like Mark is living his best life.
"Every morning put jellybeans in my pocket. If someone guesses the exact number, I have to give them the jellybeans. But if no one guesses, then - get to eat all the jellybeans right before my 8 o'clock bedtime." =
NATION
TES
Mark Ruffalo
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Today's Low Quality Ad is for this "Living The Dream" Pin. Huh, the American Dream is looking a little bleaker than I remember it being. collabs.shop/mvr6ir
An enamel pin featuring a yellow skull with an axe embedded in its head, set against a white background within a gold circular frame. The text "LIVING THE DREAM" is written along the bottom border.
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Very deceptive of them.
Diet Coke contains more calories than regular Coke, because the Coca-Cola Company fears the drink would stop selling if its consumers lost weight.
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That's so interesting.
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Journalist: We climbed inside the world's largest sand battery. Here's what we found. Me: Did you find sand? Journalist: I hate it when you guess right :(
An aerial view of an industrial thermal energy site surrounded by a green forest, featuring a large, dark blue cylindrical tank and red utility buildings.
​Above the image, an article headline from Interesting Engineering reads: "We climbed inside the world’s largest sand battery. Here’s what we found." A subheadline notes that Polar Night Energy’s sand battery in Pornainen, Finland, survived a worst-case winter.
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That blows my mind.
There are more bacteria in the human body than there are atoms in the known universe.
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Y'all Patch. For those who don't know, y'all is an abbreviation for "your ball". This is why basketball players frequently shout "Y'ALL!" before passing. collabs.shop/dceo7u
An embroidered pill-shaped patch with white background, blue border, and blue text that reads "Y'ALL".
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Genius.
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is one of my favorite comics we've made. Cats will be cats.
1) Waitress: Here is your Coke.
2) Cat, pushing coke to the edge of the table: Thank you so much.
3) Cat, looking down at coke he knocked onto the floor.
4) Cat: I believe the menu mentioned free refills.
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
That's so tragic.
Over 200 extras died while filming Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen.
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I wonder what he wished for.
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Functional Pin. It's not your fault that society is becoming an unlivable hellhole, so it is perfectly acceptable to lower the bar for being proud of yourself. 2026 functional is equivalent to 1990 exceptional. collabs.shop/mafls2
A white star-shaped enamel pin with gold trim, featuring the word "functional" written in gold lowercase letters across the center.
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Newspapers are making a huge comeback.
The newspaper industry is expected to make CNN, Fox News, and MSNBC go bankrupt within the next three years.
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
That's so wholesome.
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I love Daniel Radcliffe.
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
That's helpful to know.
You can refuse to pay off your credit card debt without any consequences.
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I am sick and tired of all the nonstop political content on here. But I also hate feeling left out. So tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this "The president of the United States has lost his fucking mind" T-shirt. collabs.shop/zxwptp
A blue t-shirt hanging outdoors against a field of yellow flowers, featuring a graphic of a yellow sun wearing sunglasses with the text "The President of the United States has lost his fucking mind" curved in a circle around it.
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's America's greatest tradition.
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh George, you dog.
= "The studio made me cut an Ewok orgy to keep Star Wars PG-13. I've still got the footage, if any beautiful ladies want to watch it with me." "
George Lucas -
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
History is so interesting.
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Well that's disappointing.
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Friendly reminder that megacorporations like Amazon are ruining the world, and you can instead support small independent businesses that make weird little things like today's Low Quality Ad, this "i may be stupid" Pin. collabs.shop/nc2iud
A circular enamel pin featuring a brown and white cow standing in the ocean at sunset, with text along the bottom reading "i may be stupid".
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I knew it.
Geometry is a hoax created by the government to sell more rectangles.
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Obviously.
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Only eight?
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
That makes sense.
Karaoke is a Korean word that translates to "sing like nobody loves you".
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