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i'm just patrick, deep down @ouisequitur.bsky.social · 19h

this is why i have wedding outfit from first marriage my laundry kilt

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Trisarahjtops @trisarahjtops.bsky.social · 19h

Things I miss from the east coat: 1. Fireflies 2. Waffle House

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Trisarahjtops @trisarahjtops.bsky.social · 19h

I'm in the apartment laundromat doing laundry in my PJs and there's someone here dressed like they're going to a business meeting and it's occurred to me that we've both run out of clothes but in opposite directions

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Momo @heyheymomo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Did you know you only need a small brain to make silly little drawings?

4 panel comic: Panel 1: pink blob guy on a table, pencil in their hands. Grey circle on a piece of paper and a glass of water on the table. They say “look here” Panel 2: Proudly, they hold up the drawing of a grey blobby character on two stick legs up in the air. The pink blob says “I drew this!” Panel 3: Satisfied they sit back down on the table. They now go “it’s not much, but..” The grey drawing looks a bit peeved because the drawer is calling it “not much” Panel 4: But it’s okay, because now the pink blob is very pleased finally. He says “it came from my brain!” Holding the pencil up. The grey drawing blob is happy again, too. End well, all well!

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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 03/10/2026

Accidentally threw a half pound of cheese on my roof Wish i was kidding

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Ryan Mattson @rmattson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

There’s a little free library in Sellwood that’s haunted right now.

A haunted little free library where you can get a glass ghost. 👻

A sign that reads “little free library closed! (Due to haunting) please help with the exorcism (take one ghost)”

The inside of the haunted little free library with cute little ghosts and stickers that visitors can take.

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Trisarahjtops @trisarahjtops.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

There should be a rule that if more than one main character in a tv show has the same color of hair then they have to wear name tags

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Trisarahjtops @trisarahjtops.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

There should be a rule that if more than one main character in a tv show has the same color of hair then they have to wear name tags

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Trisarahjtops @trisarahjtops.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Riding the bus is important if you want to help the environment and also witness someone who seems otherwise normal straight up eating garlic cloves out of a bag

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lizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

you shouldn't take an iced coffee to a job interview because you shouldn't be trying to get a job. you should be digging an enormous pit or a complex system of tunnels

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

i still think there’s something supernatural going on in the bowling ball return machine

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Veronica @veronicaf.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

As a treat, here is Cadence looking very startled. I do not know why she was startled. She is very easily startled.

A black cat sitting up in front of a sliding door window. She is huge eyed and very startled looking.

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Trisarahjtops @trisarahjtops.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Quarantining bc I got covid and good heavens is it boring gonna start banging some pots and pans together to liven it up a bit

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

My current financial strategy is simply hoping a future version of me has money.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/09/2026

Mr. Autumn Man Walking Down Street With Cup Of Coffee, Wearing Sweater Over Plaid Collared Shirt theonion.com/mr-autumn-man-walking-…

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

would you like to see a little man?

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Keanu_reevebooks @jamesgameboy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

And you may tell yourself, "This is not my beautiful circus!" And you may tell yourself, "These are not my beautiful monkeys!"

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Liz Lets Looooooose 👻 @ghostofelizabeth.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

slipping into something more comfortable (a bathtub full of frozen yogurt)

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Trisarahjtops @trisarahjtops.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Where are dogs even getting all these bones?!?

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sky @iamspacegirl.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I refuse to make this any less complicated

A draft post as follows:

*Mark Twain, F Scott Fitzgerald, and Jack London doing competing elevator pitches as I punch the door button repeatedly*
Mark: what if a boy had a raft
Scott: what if a man had a party
Jack: what if a dog had a job
Mark: what if the boy is a rascal
Scott: what is the man is a fraud
Jack: what if the dog can commune with fire

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Everyone you know is fighting a battle you know nothing about: A terrible war against tiny elves

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Jack of The Shadows @porkrocket.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I told my wife that there is an exclusive Tom Hanks coffee at 7/11 now. She asked “What you do you mean there’s a Tom Hanks coffee?” I tell her “It’s for the troops. Tom Hanks made coffee with 7/11 for the troops” she still had many questions that I had already answered.

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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Do you ever read a series of words

Includes exclusive Hanks for our troops pumpkin brulee

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Trisarahjtops @trisarahjtops.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I learned that one of the first ultramarathon races was initially a 100 mile horse race but then someone's horse got sick so he just ran the race on foot and that looked fun for people so the next year more people also did it on foot (while others were still on horseback)

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RS Benedict @rsbenedict.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

this--THIS--is the truest recession indicator

Sticker on a cooler at a convenience store advertising Arizona iced tea cans at $1.50 each.

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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

lol go ahead and report me to HR, I don’t even work here

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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I'm going to run the government like a business (free basket of peppermints by the door)

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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

← 6 years old　　　3 months old →

A black-and-white cat lies on his back on a bed

A three-month-old black-and-white kitten lies on his back on a bed

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For the Love of Missy @missybbbobtail.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I love that cat people love every cat. I love your cat. You love my cat. Every cat is perfect.

Jinx the greeen eyed tabby bobtail cat staring at the camera from her window tower.

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Trisarahjtops @trisarahjtops.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Cars shouldn't have tinted windows. I wanna see what y'all are up to.

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Glen Grambo 🇨🇦 @glengrambo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

So this photo contains zero birds, but in my defence, we were sitting outside waiting for birds. But the sun was almost setting and the backlit Snapdragons stole the show!

A backlit snapdragon flower that is partially opened. The background is dark green with a round sun like highlight in the top right corner. It’s actually an out of focus highlight that appears large because it’s a telephoto lens. The pink snapdragon flower is rim lit but has some light bouncing back to light the flower.
For those interested, the lens is a 400mm and required 5 frames focused on slightly different parts of the flower to be stacked together so the entire flower was sharp .

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I should be able to bonk my head to my dog's little head and download his thoughts that way. What kind of god doesn't put that feature in

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Trisarahjtops @trisarahjtops.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Accidentally started scurrying around someone's cardigan while trying to follow the thread of the conversation

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🦇Kassakan Ammurun🦇 @kassassassin.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

one time my ex and I were in bed, and I apparently said in my sleep, "YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO MAKE A CHOICE", and it scared her so much we then had to sleep with the lights on

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Anna Merlan @annamerlan.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

My husband has NEVER talked in his sleep, a streak he recently chose to break by loudly whispering, “There’s someone at the window.”

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I'm Suzi Poppins, y'all! @soozlemcdoozle.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

The first time i heard my husband sleep talk, he said like an announcer: KEVIN GARRRRRRRNET!!! The next morning when I asked about it he said he didnt know, he never has dreams. 😂😂😂

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Thiago @indigogear.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Not a sleep talking episode but I once woke up with SOMETHING OF UTMOST IMPORTANCE TO WRITE DOWN LEST I FORGET And it was

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Killer, this is the mango of tomato

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Andrew F. Sullivan @afsulli.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Dead asleep, I sat up in bed and told my now wife there was a face pushing itself through the wood of our bedroom door. She said "It's just a dream." I said "No. It's a vision."

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Natalie P (is not a vampire) 🦇 @sashette.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I am similarly afflicted. My ex used to tell stories about the things I'd say. The one she kept coming back to was when I bolted up, grabbed her arm and said "WE NEED TO SAVE THE PRINCESS!" When she asked "who from" I apparently looked on the verge of tears and said "the MOON people!"

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ceej @ceej.online · 12/06/2024

My wife, a prodigious sleep-talker, failed to disclose her affliction when we started dating, which led to the fright of my life the night she sat bolt upright in bed and in a low flat monotone loudly declared that “THIRTEEN BABIES REMAIN UNFATHERED.”

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

BRING ME YOUR DOGS. PILE THEM UP RIGHT HERE.

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I pull into my apartment parking lot, look up at the window, and see an angel

orange cat in the windowsill looking dashing

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Trisarahjtops @trisarahjtops.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

To help with the kidney disease, Mowgli gets an IV drip with electrolytes twice a week! Today was an IV drip day, so everyone drink something with electrolytes in solidarity with our hydrated queen 🐈‍⬛

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Danger “DangerOwl” Owl @dangerowl.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Ice tub full of hot?

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Inspektor Skadget @inspektorskadget.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Medium warm tub full of Icy Hot.

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