Reposted by byeliloraindro g but spooky @raindro.bsky.social · 13/03/2025bridges just look better on fire 815952
Reposted by byeliloSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 04/10/2026If I’m bobbing for apples at your Halloween party and stay down for more than a couple of minutes don’t worry I used to free dive for abalone 1218761
Reposted by byeliloGreg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 05/10/2026yips is short for “yeah i’m posting like shit” 613043
Reposted by byelilosweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026*mouth full of skittles* there’s a tofu recall 171005244
Reposted by byeliloOpinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 23/07/2024no one on this Zoom wants to talk about how comically small Jacob Elordi’s mouth is compared to the rest of him 47515
Reposted by byeliloTruckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 20/04/2026You, 'getting' your dick sucked. Tawdry. Pedestrian. Had to scrimp and save Me, 'having' my dick sucked. Elegant. Classy. I have people for that. They keep a whole shift on retainer down at the dick sucking factory just for me. 511813
Reposted by byelilospooky cannoli @boner.ink · 28/08/2026sometimes i scroll so fast i only catch 1 or 2 words a post and i do that for like 2 hours 0284
Reposted by byelilo🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 24/08/2026why do they call it dancing when going through the motions is right there 13918
Reposted by byeliloShade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 11/08/2026I don't mean to brag but I've been described as pretentious 216162
Reposted by byeliloGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 21/08/2026when i die I want to be buried in rollerskates so that if zombie shit happens I'll be the funniest undead to watch 10518124
Reposted by byelilohaunted ghoulfriend👻🍬 @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 21/08/2026i might be in love again 0321
Reposted by byeliloFrances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 20/08/2026i've been going to a weekly support group called Hope but every once in a while they skip a week 272198307
Reposted by byeliloDanny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 16/02/2025Who thought to call it toxic masculinity rather than insane in the men brain? 7413128
Reposted by byelilomuffin oracle🔮🍦ʰᶦᵍʰ ᵖʳᶦᵉˢᵗᵉˢˢ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᶦᶜᵉ ᶜʳᵉᵃᵐ ᵈᶦᵐᵉⁿˢᶦᵒⁿ 🎉🧁 @snappleroan.bsky.social · 03/08/2026pardon my reach (I lean over, extending my arm in front of you to tap my nature valley bar onto your plate, like im ashing a cigarette) 0296
Reposted by byeliloFrances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 27/03/2024risking it, maybe, for the biscuit and gravy 59536
Reposted by byeliloGreg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 13/08/2026(leg swinging over the back of a chair) so, you killed the riff 66730
Reposted by byeliloandy vs. @im-all-id.me · 16/08/2026I wanna go to the same place all my lip glosses disappear to 1225273
Reposted by byeliloAmy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 15/08/2026some sweet cute guy out there is missing out on what might be my best boobs ever, just armfuls of bouncy tits and all because he lives on another continent or he doesn’t exist or he’s afraid of my vampire attic 1016227
Reposted by byeliloSpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 03/08/2026It should be acceptable for me to be lazy and useless to society if that’s what my heart desires 530980
Reposted by byeliloMara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Even when a Nolan movie doesn’t resonate with me (I usually like them but don’t love them), I appreciate them for giving straight men an opportunity to openly weep 472920197
Reposted by byelilodonni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Time for my dreams to turn my fears into weird little plays 226056
Reposted by byeliloOujt @oujt.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Just got followed by a guy who’s following 815k people. He likes my stuff, I guess. 0368
Reposted by byelilo🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 25/07/2026if I said you had a beautiful body would you let me into the morgue 713449
Reposted by byeliloscare-cadus (is this anything) 🎃 @birdapp.rip · 09/07/2026I feel like bedrooms should have been called restrooms 44612
Reposted by byelilo🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 08/07/2026every thought is just a sequel to googoo gaga 37012
Reposted by byeliloSpecialKimtamine™ 🚩🏴☠️🇮🇹🇺🇸🦈 @lorazekim.bsky.social · 08/07/2026I’m sorry I called you a fucktard. I thought you knew 23617
Reposted by byelilo PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Yeah, but does your rehab have wifi? 48737
Reposted by byelilo𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Sorry your boyfriend dries you up like there’s silica gel packets in your cooch. 28625
Reposted by byelilohaunted ghoulfriend👻🍬 @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 01/07/2026one blowjob extra teeth 513124
Reposted by byeliloFrances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 15/08/2025getting 12 cassettes for a a penny from the columbia house record and tape company would fix me 919330
Reposted by byelilosophia ♥️🎃 @sophamir.bsky.social · 16/06/2026sometimes I forget I'm good at stuff 1153
Reposted by byeliloMr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Filling my waterbed with mac and cheese is one of the best ideas I’ve ever had. 720370
Reposted by byelilo† Wristy The Terrible † @wristroom.bsky.social · 23/04/2026fool me once, fuck everything, i give up 5471142
Reposted by byeliloFun @funkelly.bsky.social · 14/06/2026commenting “*you’re” on a post that doesn’t have any version of it in it 52836115
Reposted by byelilokorpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 29/05/2026I enjoy cooking because it combines the danger of chemistry with the disappointment of gambling. 16021
byelilo @byelilo.bsky.social · 07/06/2026i’m happy hurting and healing all at the same don’t ask me how 010
Reposted by byeliloViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 07/06/2026[whispering to crying baby] You have no idea 41294273
Reposted by byeliloCoach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Putting everyone’s phone in light mode until morale improves 108429
Reposted by byeliloweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Ok hear me out, if each of us kills five hundred mosquitos a day 3742555
