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Mara Wilson

@marawilson.bsky.social
274K followers 2.1K following 9.7K posts

Writer, actor, audiobook narrator, notorious tryhard

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Colin M. Henry @henryhenryhenry.com · 2h
this is specifically what Twitter was re-engineered to do, btw. it exists almost solely to threaten anyone at the flashpoint of a nascent social movement.
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Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 2h
it is very easy to lose a patient, your honor
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Michigan nurse charged with helping ICE detainee escape
A Michigan nurse was charged with intentionally helping a Mexican ICE detainee escape from a hospital after a CT scan.
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's a system set up to funnel young women into enemy territory, where this stuff happens over and over.
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
p.s. "The National Panhellenic Conference, which governs the country’s 26 major sororities, maintains that sisters can’t swig booze in sorority houses — even as the fraternity down the street throws a keg party," sending the women into enemy territory to drink. Prohibition should be on frat houses.
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Why frat bros can throw parties but sorority sisters aren’t allowed to
The new Seth Rogen film explores why Greek men and women don't have the same rights
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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 3h
Shut every fraternity down.
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springfieldians @springfieldians.bsky.social · 3h
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
imagine trying to pitch mr. bean if mr Bean didn't exist
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
THIS GUY DOESN'T KNOW HIS OWN ADDRESS OR PHONE NUMBER
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I think one of the most important parts about learning a language is learning how to explain your own culture, which is part of why I tried to explain the concept of Medieval Times in Spanish to my friend in Colombia today
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.meow @dotmeow.org · 3h
Out of curiosity, which is prettier: Athena, Aphrodite or Hera? I've got some fruit to sweeten the deal if that helps.
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Connor @merchantofvice.bsky.social · 6h
Also we already have a straight hockey show. From the OTHER creator of Letterkenny
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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 6h
sorry netflix is doing a *straight* hockey romance to get on the heated rivarly train? there's like 4 seconds of actual hockey in that show lmao
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merritt @merrittk.com · 3h
we fucked up bigtime when the internet slipped from the utopian promise of being able to connect with ANYone into the hellscape of being connected to EVERYone
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 21h
I was trying to joke with him, but it just seemed to bounce right off of him. He couldn’t seem to tell that I was joking, and kept asking me things like “Do you understand that you are acting?” I mean, yeah, it was my job!
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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 21h
look I'm not saying every tech degree should require a humanities minor but can we at least get 20 min to play the simpsons monorail episode
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Dan Nye @ohhidannye.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
4 out of 5 Dentists agree that the 5th one is kind of a dick
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 21h
My reaction to the Meta creatures was very Fluffy Soft youtube.com/shorts/dAjDK...
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Fluffy Soft
YouTube video by dadoctah
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J. Emory Parker 🏳️‍🌈 @jaspar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Meta muse saying why would I deceive you?
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 21h
"I’m not here to make friends" -guy with no friends
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 21h
i must warn you: my penis could be too big. the pleasure it gives might tear society apart. our scientists just aren't sure yet
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 21h
I still want a prequel about Elizabeth recruiting Gregory
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morbius @jazzpomegranate.com · 28/09/2026
marvel should let me write a morbius run where i learn nothing about the character and just write what i think morbius is
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 22h
Really need tech reporters to stop being credulous to the “Our biggest weakness? Maybe our AI is TOO powerful.” It’s already fucking the economy and environment and being used to murder people in Palestine, but the ol “don’t look at the man behind the curtain” routine works on Tech journalists
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Violet Blue® @violetblue.bsky.social · 22h
Alt headline: US company OpenAI admits to hacking foreign government healthcare and crime stats portals, and avoids offering meaningful remediation in the near-term.
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 28/09/2026
was outside and came across my crow gang (we're mates) and they said hi, and I said "it's my birthday" and they said crWssaw (oh wow), and I said, here are some peanuts if it's any of your birthdays, and they talked among themselves for a moment and on of them hopped fo ward, and I gave him peanuts.
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When I was 6 I had to write an apology letter to Robert Wells when I was messing around too much and spilled water all over his painting of a lorry. I was 6. It was a shitty painting. I'd spilled the water by accident. I got treated like a college rapist apparently.
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 22h
I was on Rosie and it was indeed fun!
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 22h
Probably all of them. Even the nice hosts would ask you if you had a boyfriend or girlfriend. I know people find it creepy now, but that was just what people asked kids back then. Thankfully, no grown man ever asked me “Could I be your boyfriend?” Like they did to Britney Spears
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Stuart Logan @captainepix.bsky.social · 22h
I was going to ‘helpfully’ tag Team Coco but apparently they don’t have a Bluesky account. Why are we even here? Just to suffer??
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 22h
We did a lot of interviews together! But I can guarantee you that the problem was not that I didn’t have enough things to talk about. I have never once in my life run out of things to talk about. I never stop talking. 
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 22h
I always wanted to be on his show, but it wasn’t going to happen.
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 22h
One of the worst interviews I’ve ever done in my life! Nice guy, but had no idea how to talk to kids.
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Andrew Starr @ajsta.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Say you had a wife and had to eat what they cooked you. And say I don’t like greens, well I don’t like greens. And say she said you have to eat what you’re given. But I don’t like greens." Paul was interviewed in below, can't wait to watch the full ep.. bsky.app/profile/ajst...
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Andy Hazel @andyhazel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's the best! If you wanna be my lover You have got to DIG A Michael Apted series That's the way it IS.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"indoor cats are miserable and they long for the outdoors and you are depriving them of their true nature by trapping them inside" okay here's my cat when he was outdoors vs now that's he's indoors
orange cat all beat up and bloody in the snow :( orange cat asleep splayed out on his side on his blanket
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Athena Scalzi @athenascalzi.com · 28/09/2026
Hey guys what should we call this service that makes moving easier?? Oh my god… I’ve got it..
An email headline that reads “Make your next move easy- with EasyMove™️”
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Abbie @kabbiearlish.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I know there are men who think, "If they're gonna do something bad, they won't stop because of me." Yeah, bud. They will. You might not stop all future evil, but you can protect one person, and you might make them think in the future. You really do have power when it comes to other men.
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We often have to share an iPad at recording studios where they record audiobooks, and sometimes you get to see what other narrators have looked up when they needed a quick pronunciation guide or definition But I can’t say I was expecting that first tab
A tab in a browser that reads “what is a THOT?”

(also, people looking up how to say “erminie,” “spricht Deutsch,” and “caramel,” but those aren’t as funny)
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Erin Grievances @erinbartram.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
One reason to learn about things outside your major is so that you have something to talk about with people at parties and on dates. No amount of money will make up for you being a crushing bore. History majors learn this early but I guess it takes other people longer.
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Colin @colin-fraser.net · 29/09/2026
Another day working in AI Safety at a frontier lab. Everyone asks me if they can use the model without it hacking into the UN. Buddy, they won’t even let me use the model without it hacking into the UN.
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smillz @righttwix.com · 29/09/2026
cream cheese way too thick for cream classification imo
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skeeter longpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
(Squirt executive with his head in his hands) ITS NOT PEE ITS GRAPEFRUIT SODA
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
bluesky does not seem to really be talking about this but today Stevie Wonder unleased 4 songs that didn't make "Songs in the Key of Life." music.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
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Songs In The Key Of Life - The EP
EP • Stevie Wonder
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Every Riot grrrl band in the 90s
Still from the television show Xena: Warrior Princess showing Xena, Gabrielle and Joxer all with goofy expressions on their face
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
yarr
orange cat in the middle of licking his chops
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
To people who don’t believe that Kermit the Frog is real: What is the basis for your morality? Where does your moral standard come from?
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Malevolent Maelstrom @chemicalchaos.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Hey its fucking wierd more of the dems platform isnt "we will give you abortion rights back"
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ceeks @ceeks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
abc you got me all wrong
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Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Bag o’ Snails) @majima.club · 04/08/2026
Clearly I have been falling down on the job - y’all haven’t gotten a dose of ENCHIRITO EAR WIGGLES. Sorry about the camera shake, hard to film one-handed
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
LA! Come to our show on October 1st! Featuring Aparna Nancherla, Rekha Shankar, David Crabb, Melissa Strype, and ME! Music by Bandwave! Directed and produced by Meg Bashwiner! Tickets available here: calendar.elysiantheater.com/shows/good-s...
Good Story, Good Story!
A New 
Storytelling Show
Created and Hosted By Mara Wilson
Directed and Produced By Meg Bashwiner
→ Thursday October 1st 7:30 Pm
The Elysian
WITH STORIES BY:
APARNA NANCHERLA, DAVID CRABB, MELISSA STRYPE AND REKHA SHANKAR WITH MUSIC BY BANDWAVE
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