Reposted by Mara WilsonColin M. Henry @henryhenryhenry.com · 2hthis is specifically what Twitter was re-engineered to do, btw. it exists almost solely to threaten anyone at the flashpoint of a nascent social movement. 91420296
Reposted by Mara WilsonMemento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 2hit is very easy to lose a patient, your honorua.newsMichigan nurse charged with helping ICE detainee escapeA Michigan nurse was charged with intentionally helping a Mexican ICE detainee escape from a hospital after a CT scan. 2160179
Reposted by Mara WilsonRebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026It's a system set up to funnel young women into enemy territory, where this stuff happens over and over. 758759
Reposted by Mara WilsonRebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026p.s. "The National Panhellenic Conference, which governs the country’s 26 major sororities, maintains that sisters can’t swig booze in sorority houses — even as the fraternity down the street throws a keg party," sending the women into enemy territory to drink. Prohibition should be on frat houses.washingtonpost.comWhy frat bros can throw parties but sorority sisters aren’t allowed toThe new Seth Rogen film explores why Greek men and women don't have the same rights 9631124
Reposted by Mara WilsonCullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026imagine trying to pitch mr. bean if mr Bean didn't exist 413410
Reposted by Mara WilsonCullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026THIS GUY DOESN'T KNOW HIS OWN ADDRESS OR PHONE NUMBER 341573
Reposted by Mara WilsonMara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 22/06/2026I think one of the most important parts about learning a language is learning how to explain your own culture, which is part of why I tried to explain the concept of Medieval Times in Spanish to my friend in Colombia today 2985251
Reposted by Mara Wilson.meow @dotmeow.org · 3hOut of curiosity, which is prettier: Athena, Aphrodite or Hera? I've got some fruit to sweeten the deal if that helps. 2920145
Reposted by Mara WilsonConnor @merchantofvice.bsky.social · 6hAlso we already have a straight hockey show. From the OTHER creator of Letterkenny 11108
Reposted by Mara WilsonPreeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 6hsorry netflix is doing a *straight* hockey romance to get on the heated rivarly train? there's like 4 seconds of actual hockey in that show lmao 1032340
Reposted by Mara Wilsonmerritt @merrittk.com · 3hwe fucked up bigtime when the internet slipped from the utopian promise of being able to connect with ANYone into the hellscape of being connected to EVERYone 101653263
Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 21hI was trying to joke with him, but it just seemed to bounce right off of him. He couldn’t seem to tell that I was joking, and kept asking me things like “Do you understand that you are acting?” I mean, yeah, it was my job! 142743
Reposted by Mara WilsonJake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 21hlook I'm not saying every tech degree should require a humanities minor but can we at least get 20 min to play the simpsons monorail episode 946484
Reposted by Mara WilsonDan Nye @ohhidannye.bsky.social · 08/05/20264 out of 5 Dentists agree that the 5th one is kind of a dick 221028
Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 21hMy reaction to the Meta creatures was very Fluffy Soft youtube.com/shorts/dAjDK...youtube.comFluffy SoftYouTube video by dadoctah 523821
Reposted by Mara WilsonViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 21h"I’m not here to make friends" -guy with no friends 734950
Reposted by Mara Wilsontinybaby @tiny.baby · 21hi must warn you: my penis could be too big. the pleasure it gives might tear society apart. our scientists just aren't sure yet 443356
Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 21hI still want a prequel about Elizabeth recruiting Gregory 41384
Reposted by Mara Wilsonmorbius @jazzpomegranate.com · 28/09/2026marvel should let me write a morbius run where i learn nothing about the character and just write what i think morbius is 1651238
Reposted by Mara WilsonBethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 22hReally need tech reporters to stop being credulous to the “Our biggest weakness? Maybe our AI is TOO powerful.” It’s already fucking the economy and environment and being used to murder people in Palestine, but the ol “don’t look at the man behind the curtain” routine works on Tech journalists 129469
Reposted by Mara WilsonViolet Blue® @violetblue.bsky.social · 22hAlt headline: US company OpenAI admits to hacking foreign government healthcare and crime stats portals, and avoids offering meaningful remediation in the near-term. 320252
Reposted by Mara WilsonTyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 28/09/2026was outside and came across my crow gang (we're mates) and they said hi, and I said "it's my birthday" and they said crWssaw (oh wow), and I said, here are some peanuts if it's any of your birthdays, and they talked among themselves for a moment and on of them hopped fo ward, and I gave him peanuts. 3528416
Reposted by Mara WilsonSooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026When I was 6 I had to write an apology letter to Robert Wells when I was messing around too much and spilled water all over his painting of a lorry. I was 6. It was a shitty painting. I'd spilled the water by accident. I got treated like a college rapist apparently. 440631
Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 22hProbably all of them. Even the nice hosts would ask you if you had a boyfriend or girlfriend. I know people find it creepy now, but that was just what people asked kids back then. Thankfully, no grown man ever asked me “Could I be your boyfriend?” Like they did to Britney Spears 51738
Reposted by Mara WilsonStuart Logan @captainepix.bsky.social · 22hI was going to ‘helpfully’ tag Team Coco but apparently they don’t have a Bluesky account. Why are we even here? Just to suffer?? 3312
Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 22hWe did a lot of interviews together! But I can guarantee you that the problem was not that I didn’t have enough things to talk about. I have never once in my life run out of things to talk about. I never stop talking.  22204
Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 22hI always wanted to be on his show, but it wasn’t going to happen. 4591
Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 22hOne of the worst interviews I’ve ever done in my life! Nice guy, but had no idea how to talk to kids. 1654015
Reposted by Mara WilsonAndrew Starr @ajsta.bsky.social · 29/09/2026"Say you had a wife and had to eat what they cooked you. And say I don’t like greens, well I don’t like greens. And say she said you have to eat what you’re given. But I don’t like greens." Paul was interviewed in below, can't wait to watch the full ep.. bsky.app/profile/ajst... 0221
Reposted by Mara WilsonAndy Hazel @andyhazel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026It's the best! If you wanna be my lover You have got to DIG A Michael Apted series That's the way it IS. 0112
Reposted by Mara Wilsoncait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 28/09/2026"indoor cats are miserable and they long for the outdoors and you are depriving them of their true nature by trapping them inside" okay here's my cat when he was outdoors vs now that's he's indoors 1236829700
Reposted by Mara WilsonAthena Scalzi @athenascalzi.com · 28/09/2026Hey guys what should we call this service that makes moving easier?? Oh my god… I’ve got it.. 121648
Reposted by Mara WilsonAbbie @kabbiearlish.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I know there are men who think, "If they're gonna do something bad, they won't stop because of me." Yeah, bud. They will. You might not stop all future evil, but you can protect one person, and you might make them think in the future. You really do have power when it comes to other men. 428574
Reposted by Mara WilsonMara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026We often have to share an iPad at recording studios where they record audiobooks, and sometimes you get to see what other narrators have looked up when they needed a quick pronunciation guide or definition But I can’t say I was expecting that first tab 401562103
Reposted by Mara WilsonErin Grievances @erinbartram.bsky.social · 28/09/2026One reason to learn about things outside your major is so that you have something to talk about with people at parties and on dates. No amount of money will make up for you being a crushing bore. History majors learn this early but I guess it takes other people longer. 27979103
Reposted by Mara WilsonColin @colin-fraser.net · 29/09/2026Another day working in AI Safety at a frontier lab. Everyone asks me if they can use the model without it hacking into the UN. Buddy, they won’t even let me use the model without it hacking into the UN. 634941
Reposted by Mara Wilsonsmillz @righttwix.com · 29/09/2026cream cheese way too thick for cream classification imo 1319525
Reposted by Mara Wilsonskeeter longpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026(Squirt executive with his head in his hands) ITS NOT PEE ITS GRAPEFRUIT SODA 8558105
Reposted by Mara Wilsonthe Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 29/09/2026bluesky does not seem to really be talking about this but today Stevie Wonder unleased 4 songs that didn't make "Songs in the Key of Life." music.youtube.com/playlist?lis...music.youtube.comSongs In The Key Of Life - The EPEP • Stevie Wonder 532037640
Reposted by Mara WilsonGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Every Riot grrrl band in the 90s 161523216
Reposted by Mara WilsonA.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026To people who don’t believe that Kermit the Frog is real: What is the basis for your morality? Where does your moral standard come from? 953580646
Reposted by Mara WilsonMalevolent Maelstrom @chemicalchaos.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Hey its fucking wierd more of the dems platform isnt "we will give you abortion rights back" 11567851513
Reposted by Mara WilsonPunished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Bag o’ Snails) @majima.club · 04/08/2026Clearly I have been falling down on the job - y’all haven’t gotten a dose of ENCHIRITO EAR WIGGLES. Sorry about the camera shake, hard to film one-handed 11575108
Reposted by Mara WilsonMara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026LA! Come to our show on October 1st! Featuring Aparna Nancherla, Rekha Shankar, David Crabb, Melissa Strype, and ME! Music by Bandwave! Directed and produced by Meg Bashwiner! Tickets available here: calendar.elysiantheater.com/shows/good-s... 213617