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deuteronomy @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 1h

Tony “The Shocker” Morrison: you want to go out back and I’ll put two in your pink and one in your stink Wayne Samberg, Womens Asshole Smell Defamation Attorney: ma’am you don’t have to admit to that

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deuteronomy @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 6h

Microwaves are like guns, everyone’s got one

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deuteronomy @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 7h

Leave the microwave running 24/7 and that way when you need to heat something you can just thrust it in there

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deuteronomy @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 9h

(watching the baseball 76ers for the first time this year) noooo bice!!

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deuteronomy @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 9h

Do not let your old man eat ice cream

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deuteronomy @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 9h

Joe Biden taught me that a old man can eat ice cream but the bill eventually comes due

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deuteronomy @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 9h

The government should make money that starts emitting a tornado siren volume alarm if you spend it on anything made in china

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deuteronomy @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 10h

Asking my girlfriend to refer to my penis as my stinger moving forward

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deuteronomy @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 10h

My problem is that I’ve never grown as a person even once since I was a little baby and also that I’m losing a lot of blood out of my wounds

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deuteronomy @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 11h

I could probably be tricked into an emotion by a television or a man behaving like a television

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deuteronomy @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 11h

I held your childlike sense of wonder under the stagnant waters of adulthood until bubbles stopped coming up and no one knew you

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deuteronomy @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 11h

You don’t need to make new friends as an adult. You don’t need to find new music as an adult. Adulthood is about withering until you drop off the vine.

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deuteronomy @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 11h

Rubbing tiger balm on my mood ring to simulate a feeling

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deuteronomy @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 11h

I cured my knee by using hate like tiger balm

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deuteronomy @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 12h

If you call a guy a freak you best make damn sure he’s real freaky. That’s politics 101

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deuteronomy @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 12h

‘You wouldn’t download a car’ bro I just stabbed my copilot and now I’m going to crash this whole plane into downtown Tel Aviv. This is not the PSA for me

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deuteronomy @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 12h

All joking aside stabbing your coworker is dope. Crashing a plane into Tel Aviv is just a nice little bonus

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deuteronomy @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 12h

If me and my family had been on that plane that pilot would have four more stab wounds, two of them small ones from child sized knives

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deuteronomy @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 12h

We used to play dead for 15 or 20 hours a day and only go home when the streetlights came on

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deuteronomy @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 12h

There is no redemption in death. Friendly reminder. Final one.

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deuteronomy @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 12h

A plane heading to Tel Aviv was forced to make an emergency landing after one of the pilots allegedly tried to morally redeem everyone on board

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deuteronomy @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 13h

Due to inflation the octomom has split open and died like a mosquito that got pinched in

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deuteronomy @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 23h

We should all kill our parents and move to ancient China

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deuteronomy @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Due to depravity inflation twisted sister is now normal sister

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deuteronomy @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Lemon Shallot Play station (?) Chives Cream Pasta

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deuteronomy @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

What’s up with Rhonda The Beach Boys seem to like her

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deuteronomy @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Do you guys know any good homeopathic remedies for my knee

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deuteronomy @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Doctor says I likely only have 480 months to live

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deuteronomy @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

We must learn to annihilate ourselves without becoming annihilated is that anything

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deuteronomy @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I could easily conceal information from you, I would just use secrecy

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deuteronomy @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Secrecy is one of the best tools we have at our disposal for concealing information.

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deuteronomy @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Sailor: you ever see a manatee? Pilot: yeah Sailor: hubba hubba right Pilot: I guess. You ever see a cloud?

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deuteronomy @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

If I had to pick between people seeing my in a fursuit or a pilot uniform I think I might choose fur suit

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deuteronomy @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Lulling the flight attendant into a false sense of security by ordering tomato juice and then asking to see the pilot

According to flight attendants, passengers who choose tomato juice are most often calm and confident. Those who feel nervous usually drink still water or black coffee. Beginners, on the other hand, most often choose sweet soda.

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deuteronomy @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Wing stop game stop what is this a strip mall or a telegram

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deuteronomy @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

we noticed that you aren't being kind to our ads

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deuteronomy @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Mel Gibson in what women want 2 and he’s walking around all day and all the women are thinking about dragon style dildo until he gets on an elevator with a bespectacled receptionist who doesn’t know her own beauty and she’s thinking about Mr peanut

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deuteronomy @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Cut or uncut and also is it bigger or smaller than Mr Peanut. Eagerly awaiting your reply

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deuteronomy @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

First of all, Nancy Reagan probably never even saw a dick that was bigger than Mr Peanut

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deuteronomy @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I’m a Nancy Reagan throat goat truther

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deuteronomy @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I don’t actually believe that Nancy Reagan was all that good at sucking dick. They’re just being kind to her because her husband got demented

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deuteronomy @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Day one Nancy Reagan is getting stripped of throat goat title and all its attendant privileges and tax breaks. Day two we start on Medicare for all

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deuteronomy @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Chicken scientist here. It’s actually a mix of lemon fruit and pepper spice

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