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gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 10h

not to dox him but i saw an albino squirrel who smokes cigarettes

an albino squirrel at the base of a tree with a stem in its mouth that kinda looks like a hand-rolled cig

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gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 10h

why did george washington even cross the delaware—i bet it was just for the photo op

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gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 11h

anytime i see an older guy walking with my old boss's posture i seize up before i remember he doesn't live in this state

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gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 12h

i could live very comfortably in a hovel

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gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

"may i do that?" - Steve urkel after completing my online etiquette course and earning his certification in politeness & gracious concord

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gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

back when we didn't care about having secure passwords or having our identity stolen when I would have to reset a pw on an account I was sharing with people I would just add 'definitely ' in front of the old password so people would need to ask for a lot of clarification when I told them what it was

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gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

every bag of chips has to say something about how we all love to snack but that doesn't mean we don't want what's best for our families

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Am I Pragnent? @am-i-pragnent.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

[Q] Do the wackjob "liberals" on this site that keep using the word 'douchebag' hate women; why do they do it? [A] I've never seen it until now calling someone a douchebag wouldn't necessarily indicate a hatred for women its just something they use [2007]

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gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 14/01/2025

i love it when animals have really nice teeth like this because you know they probably never even had braces or invisalign

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gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 14/03/2024

Such a beautiful day today I think I'll walk into this field

The rolling green fields and cloudy blue skies of the classic windows desktop background

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gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

behind every gay man is a talking bird

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gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

A good stereotype for gay men that we could foster would be if we all started keeping catty talking birds as pets and when someone walked into our houses they would just start dishing

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gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

do you like the corn alley? ☐ yes ☐ no ☐ take me off your list

a lot of corn growing on either side of a sidewalk between a wooden fence and a porch

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gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I had to look up whether "running on time" was a real phrase a few days ago after coming to the realization that such a scenario arises so little in my day to day life I don't fully have the vernacular down

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gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

my favorite arabic numerals, in no particular order: 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9

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gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

in my opinion there should be a morph of every species of animal that has a big red baboon ass

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gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

truly do not understand what goes on upstairs

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gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

god forbid a man speak a little romanian on the tl

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Actual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Vince Vegetable Father Indiana, Births and Christenings, 1773-1933

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gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

if they still made ipods i bet they'd be really really big by now

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gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

when my power was out for a week i was writing tweets on notecards anytime my phone died

handwritten on a notecard:

GOT ME MY CRANK RADIO & HUNDREDS of CANDLES

A WATCHED POT BOILED TODΑY

MY HOUSE LOOKS SO CLEAN IN THE DARK :)

I HEAR A LOT of CHAINSAWS OUTSIDE—I ASSUME IT MUST BE ONE OF THOSE 'TEEN TAKEOVERS'?

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gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

my home directory is very important to me and if you fuck with it you fuck with my family

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gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 10/02/2024

Back in the day you could tell someone to "roll that beautiful bean footage" and they WOULD

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gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

do they always jack up domain prices a few months before they're set to renew? im using an email domain with my name spelled wrong because it was cheaper and now im supposed to pay correct spelling prices just to keep it

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gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

im sorry but I hate the transition to fall my brain wasn't built to regulate itself under these conditions

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gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

the lawnmower man has a haircut that makes a good deal of sense to me

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gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I don't care how many other actors have played the role, Pierce Brosnan will always be my Batman

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gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

what's beautiful for the goose is sensational for the gander

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gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

i don't have any sentences to say at this time

selfie of me in an office chair lifting my shirt in dim red lighting

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gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

tfw you don't know how to do anything so they give you the keyboard without keys to prevent you from fucking anything up but everyone still really likes having you around due to your positive attitude

cheerful line art cartoon woman with one hand on a keyboard with no keys and the other hand pumping its fist in the air in celebration of whatever is happening on an unseen screen

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deuteronomy @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

When John Lennon died they found 40 pounds of music in his colon

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gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

his ass never saw a golden russet cherimoya in his life

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gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

his ass never saw a golden russet cherimoya in his life

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gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

wish i was a 1994 toyota previa

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gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 07/05/2024

Tighten up your jaw it's too slack right now. And bring your head down and forward it will make looking at your phone easier

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network torpedo @ingr.own.baby · 17/09/2026

Every now and then this post reverberates around the inside of my skull

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Am I Pragnent? @am-i-pragnent.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

[Q] How much is a KFC fully loaded meal? In England please. I fancy one mmmmmmmmmmmm I'm talking about the meal where you get 1 chicken burger, 1 piece of chicken, chips, drink & a side all in a box [A] I'm not sure........... [2012]

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gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

one time my brother had a really important job interview and when he got in his car afterwards he looked in the mirror and saw that he had blood dribbling from both corners of his mouth "like a fucking vampire"

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gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

where were you during wet lips incident

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gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 20/07/2025

There's two kinds of sinkholes: wet sinkhole and dry sinkhole. The drys can further be divided into rocky type and sandy type. And that's all I really have to say about the topic for now

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gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

normalize not being a witch and being nothing you've heard

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