Reposted by Pete Lewisleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 11/10/2026not sure if this is a scam or not but either way we’re having fun 8122574
Reposted by Pete LewisMiss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 08/10/2026My favourite Jonas brother is definitely Harpo. 88230
Reposted by Pete Lewissexy baba yaga @beardynoise.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Crazy how shes appropriated the aesthetics of drag but is serving absolutely zero cunt 2211
Reposted by Pete LewisDraculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 08/10/2026[To the tune of Mr Sandman] Bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom 105315
Reposted by Pete LewisGreeneville Zoo @greenevillezoo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Until our intern Gavin completes the blood tests, please assume all enclosures contain The Thing. Thank you for your patience. 420450
Reposted by Pete LewisBraden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Have fun in flavor town, Guy Fieri, good luck getting anything stronger than bay leaves past the board of selectmen. I live in Flavor City, there’s sriracha in the fire hydrants and the mayor is a jar of paprika 05016
Reposted by Pete Lewis✨John Carpenter’s BOObies✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 01/07/2026I’ve never seen a meme that embodies my very essence before. 81860476
Reposted by Pete LewisSkellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 03/10/2026🎶 KNICK KNACK PADDY WHACK BABY, I'M READY TO GO 0144
Reposted by Pete LewisJake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 02/10/2026We learned nothing from LL Cool J and Brad Paisley 1385
Reposted by Pete LewisJosephine Riesman @josie.zone · 02/10/2026Still the absolute funniest "trailer remix" ever made -- as well as one of the very first of its kind, debuting in 2005 Every shot is perfectly chosen God I could watch this all day 35993324
Reposted by Pete LewisDr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 01/10/2026you arent a burden. you are a human being with wants and needs. having desires does not make you selfish. unless you are sonic, in which case you are not human and everything you do sickens me. 5362192321
Reposted by Pete LewisBrutalititties @brutalititties.bsky.social · 28/09/2026#aew #pac #ripPAC 2558198
Reposted by Pete LewisTDE Wrestling @tdewrestling.com · 01/10/2026Hangman Adam Page remembers PAC. #AEWDynamite 7541160
Reposted by Pete LewisGore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Fucking lol @ohrobin.bsky.social @jon-snow-420.bsky.social 638927
Reposted by Pete Lewiszig @zigontherocks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026my little pac story was at a dguk meet and greet. i wanted to tell masato yoshino that he was my favourite wrestler and pac offered to translate. he turns to yoshino and in broken english shouts “YOU. HIM. FAVOURITE WRESTLER” and yoshino is very appreciative and shakes my hand. 4535130
Reposted by Pete LewisTyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 25/09/2026everything diminishes. ottoman was once an empire, now it's a footstool 3559
Reposted by Pete Lewiscatren parker dot come @jon-snow-420.bsky.social · 21/09/2026ivar is a business like man. he turns up and yells BOWW so we open the door, accepts a pat from each of us, eats his catnip and leaves. i assume his schedule is tight today 2442
Reposted by Pete LewisHell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 15/09/2026(don't say Rigor Tortoise don't say Rigor Tortoise) wow looking very alive sir 201257208
Reposted by Pete LewisBethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 10/09/2026A solemn Kirkiversary to all who observe 041093
Reposted by Pete Lewisdan mentos @danmentos.com · 10/09/2026REACHER: I need help with my iPhone SUPPORT: regular iPhone or duo? REACHER: how can I tell SUPPORT: if it folds it’s the duo *extremely loud crunching noise* REACHER: it’s the duo 346477964
Reposted by Pete Lewis✨CHELLE D☯GGO✨(she/they) @chelledoggo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Erika Kirk at TPUSA headquarters ten minutes after her husband got shot:static.klipy.comYzma: Well, he ain't getting any deader!ALT: Yzma: Well, he ain't getting any deader! 06517
Reposted by Pete LewisFR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026[spelling bee] JUDGE: your word is “gullible” KID: definition JUDGE: easily deceived KID: sentence JUDGE: people with low IQs are often gullible KID: spelling JUDGE: G-U-L-L-I-B-hey wait a minute 746291
Reposted by Pete Lewis𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Who called them politicians instead of power tools? 324664
Reposted by Pete LewisTyson @lscpunk.bsky.social · 26/08/2026If Dolly was our constant reminder that it was Good to be Good, Tim Curry was our reminder that it was Good to be Weird. Embrace your strangeness, sing with Muppets, wear your lingerie with a leather jacket, and fuck with uptight people who hate anything that makes them remotely uncomfortable. 51173686424
Reposted by Pete LewisCasey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 19/08/2026[Disclosure: game provided by publisher] Hey folks, I've added Corsair Cove to my curator page. It's a pirate themed survival city builder that has a lot interesting and unique mechanics, this is a genre that's like catnip for me, I can't help but get absorbed and Corsair Cove is no different.store.steampowered.comCorsair Cove on SteamBuild a sprawling pirate haven, raise a fleet to explore the high seas, and take on the Crown to keep the Age of Piracy alive! From ale to flintlock pistols, and from scallywags to swashbucklers, you’... 716936
Reposted by Pete Lewisdan mentos @danmentos.com · 19/08/2026wife: what's wrong? me: I just got diagnosed with dyslexia wife: wtf me: no actually this is bad 860793
Reposted by Pete Lewisstrange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 15/08/2026No matter what you're going through, just know that someone out there has it so much worse...this is a competition, and you don't want them to win, do you? 310037
Reposted by Pete LewisViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Mother: Timmy wants candy for his birthday Father: [high on acid] Let's blindfold him and make him smash a paper donkey with a stick 729357
Reposted by Pete LewisSmooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 05/08/2026current discourse feels like 5464821432
Reposted by Pete Lewisbacon popsicle 🧴 @gupton68.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Protip: if left hanging when going in for a high five, follow through with a punch to the face as if that was your intention all along. 222584
Reposted by Pete LewisDr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 25/07/2026A man walks into a horse bar. Why the short face, asks the horse bartender. The man begins crying. He is the last human left on horse world. 14550107
Reposted by Pete Lewisslate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 25/07/2026wait are my tax dollars paying for mitch’s time in purgatory 28410
Reposted by Pete LewisTwlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Honestly surprised half way down this list of Newhaven’s notable people 13361
Reposted by Pete LewisAlan Baxter @alanbaxter.bsky.social · 25/07/2026You can kill a French vampire with a baguette. It's a painstaking process but it works. 21279482154
Pete Lewis @brassaboutface.bsky.social · 20/07/2026You've been murdered. Who do you want on the case? 221
Reposted by Pete LewisStandplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 19/07/2026 230273
Reposted by Pete LewisBoothby Graffoe @boothbygraffoe.bsky.social · 15/07/2026What did I tell them? 2121
Reposted by Pete LewisMꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Honestly some people are so selfish the way they park. 1132927
Reposted by Pete LewisMatt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 12/07/2026[slow, melancholic rowing] 39311
Reposted by Pete LewisNigella Lawson @nigella.bsky.social · 12/07/2026OK, I’m going to bed, and already dreading our next match 2896630
Reposted by Pete LewisBoothby Graffoe @boothbygraffoe.bsky.social · 12/07/2026When he retires Haaland should open a comedy club. I don't know what he'd call it. Erling's, maybe? 271
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unknown: your car is parked at the entrance to my driveway, making it difficult for me to g et in and out. could you please move your car? thanks.
me: ok i moved it
unknown: hello. my name is maria. this car is still in my driveway. you need to move it. thank you for your cooperation.
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