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He must not be replaced by an otter.

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Matthew Coates @coatesmatthew.bsky.social · 11h
I don't know why Polanski is so constantly on social media. You could set up a bot that occasionally posts "Why is the Government doing X. It's time to tax the rich" while auto liking everything that mentions his name and it would dramatically boost his time for other things.
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Scott Wortley @scottwortley.bsky.social · 11h
10/10. No notes.
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Twlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 12h
Take them into public ownership www.premierleague.com/en/news/4727...
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Premier League Statement: Manchester City FC
An independent Commission has found Manchester City FC guilty of all charges related to serious breaches of the Premier League’s financial rules over a nine-season period, and the majority of charges in relation to its failure to co-operate with the League’s investigation.
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Twlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 12h
Literally the point of The Batman is that the riddler is a poaster
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Daniel Sugarman @danielsugarman.bsky.social · 13h
Booo get better material meme, featuring "Wealth Tax"
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Twlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 13h
Honestly it’s like a parody by this point isn’t it
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Twlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 14h
Great speech, but I wasn’t really sold on the ten minute bongo solo in the middle.
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Iain Bancarz 🇨🇦 @iainrb.bsky.social · 14h
As Calvin & Hobbes pointed out, there's a reason why Batman fights grandiose maniacs.
Calvin & Hobbes discuss the obvious problem with a superhero who fights subtle, realistic bad guys by attending council meetings, writing to newspapers, etc.

Punch line: "Quick! To the Bat-Fax!" (This was 30+ years ago when fax machines were a thing.)
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UK Prime Minister, Some Say Sinister @joemuggs.bsky.social · 15h
This exchange got there eventually.
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Stephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 15h
Not enough scorn being poured on the idea that the reason why the Joker dons clown make-up and commits crimes is 'wealth disparities'.
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Twlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 15h
I like the way everyone is focusing on the fact that Bruce Wayne literally does all this stuff and ignoring the bit where this would be an incredibly tedious comic book
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Twlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 16h
Utter. Woke. Nonsense.
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Twlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 17h
*runs in breathless and shouts into microphone* Elric…Morecambe, is this anything? It isn’t, is it? Ignore me
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Twlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 18h
The algorithm just pushed this band into my playlist and I went to have a look at their band page and unless i’m mistaken, Spotify appeared to have mashed together two bands with the same name? open.spotify.com/artist/1SfS0...
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The Peddlers
Artist · 51K monthly listeners.
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Twlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 19h
I honestly don’t think it’s sexual, but the dynamic you note is there. Trump doesn’t see young men as a threat. His model of manhood is from a pre worship of youth era. He sees himself as the beneficent paterfamilias, the chief elder of the tribe.
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Twlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 19h
I mean, I’m not being funny but it would be just my fucking luck if I followed “graduated in the middle of a recession” and “tried to get a mortgage the week of the 08 financial crisis” with “became a pensioner when they finally scrapped the triple lock”.
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Twlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 19h
In the era of satnavs! He went places on Google maps! “Explorer”.
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Twlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 19h
Very obvious when you see it in cover illustration who precisely George RR Martin was riffing off with the Targaryens, eh?
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Twlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 21h
Absolutely prepared to be proven wrong by events on this but at present this feels like the media have allowed themselves to be drawn into a nasty family feud www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Family of British explorer Sir Ranulph Fiennes say they don't know where he is
It has been alleged that Sir Ranulph has been admitted to a number of care homes under assumed names.
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Twlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 21h
Saw something in the news, wanted to make the something about himself, inserted himself into the news cycle, and then when they were released is doubling down on that because it keeps him in the news. Classic Donald pattern tbh
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Twlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 21h
Oh no
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Gavin Alexander @gavin83bay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Quite an achievement to get the man's name wrong twice in the same post.
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Twlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This sounds huge open.spotify.com/track/7hmsx1...
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Balek - 2006 Remastered Version
Marc Moulin · Placebo Years 1971 - 1974 · Song · 2006
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Twlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Dagger and the Coin is a great series. General Woundwort is a great example of the hero of the people who wants the best for them becoming the tyrant.
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Twlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
One half of Twitter has now transitioned to “ok but these British nationals are the children of immigrants” ofc The other half is still on Mossad false flag, fwiw
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Twlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Going to be honest, this feels like I’m going to get a pious lecture about something
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Twlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
He’s going to declare he invented the bag, then announce that the Grand Canyon is now called The Trump Grand Canyon, tell a rambling anecdote about his great friend David Koresh and then declare war on Lesotho. Standard Monday.
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Finn @thegoblinpoet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
14.15.8 PATCH NOTES: fixed tourist infinite money glitch
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Twlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Amazing things are happening on Meta www.facebook.com/share/r/19b8...
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Twlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Quick look at the Twitter timeline which is mainly either racists saying that it’s obvious the RAF terror suspects are THE MUZZIES who came across via dinghy yesterday, or a different type of racists who say this is a Mossad false flag.
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Anonymous User @lamsinton.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It’s all over- I have already portrayed you with Grandfather’s bumbling bassoon leitmotif and myself with Peter’s bold, carefree strings.
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Twlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Andrew Griffith be like:
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Christina Martin @christinamartin.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
My junk folder reads like someone has had it up to here with chiropractors
Email folder screenshot. 4 emails entitled: no more chiropractors, Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ, no more chiropractors
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Twlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Be lucky to get three in five people voting next election
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Twlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It’s why Taylor Swift is such a big deal, because she’s the closest we’ve got to a mass culture era full bandwidth popstar now
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Twlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Aaaaaaaaaaand iiiiiiiiiiiii will always love yoooouuuuu
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Twlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My favourite part of this piece (amongst many) is the below, in which Prem pretends the pensioners paying income tax are *the same* pensioners as the ones living in poverty
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Twlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Fetch me the handkerchief! My mind misgives... The handkerchief! ... The fucking handkerchief!
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Twlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
British voters be like
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Elmo Excited in Fuego
ALT: Elmo Excited in Fuego
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Twlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Enjoying the denizens of Bluesky, the anti-AI platform, sharing this quite obviously AI-generated video
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Twlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I like this open.spotify.com/track/0fIfpH...
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Why Are We Sleeping?
Soft Machine · The Soft Machine (Remastered And Expanded) · Song · 1968
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Twlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
(But also, and perhaps more importantly, Elon did not “start out with an emerald mine fortune”)
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Twlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The best English film ever made
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Twlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Yes but all those counter examples are terrible television, that’s the point
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Twlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Jennifer Lawrence just sat bolt upright in a cold sweat
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Twlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
As a belated aside here, which I haven’t seen mentioned, but Suella’s “I’m not English, I’m British” shtick is predicated upon and presupposes the continued existence of an entity known as the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and I’m not sure I would be putting all my eggs there
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Twlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Banger. open.spotify.com/track/36X97r...
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Heart of Gold
Charles Bradley, Menahan Street Band · No Time For Dreaming · Song · 2011
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Twlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Others will have their say about this, but I think it’s worth pointing out that this - or laundered versions of it - are accepted wisdom amongst a big chunk of our political and media classes and it is simply bad for society when the elites have little or no understanding of *the systems they run*
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Twlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You will note no Pobol Y Cwm? The New York Times hates the Welsh
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