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sexy pride month lukedovician @beardynoise.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Broke : dire wolves Woke : Danny Dyer Wolves
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Metal Gear Solidarity @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 7h
It's the incel human resources meme. Instead the handsome man is Andy Burnham saying better things are possible, and the other man is Jeremy corbyn saying better things are possible. Ian dunt is saying awful you're sweet to Burnham I'm calling human resources on Jeremy
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sexy pride month lukedovician @beardynoise.bsky.social · 4h
I regret not doing this for my birthday this year
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Scarlet 🏳️‍⚧️ @scarlets.bsky.social · 7h
>Secretary for Labour for Trans Rights, an internal pressure group, puts out a request for reports of transphobia >gets reports of transphobia from a trans woman >blocks her in under 3 minutes cool cool cool cool cool cool cool so how's that pressure group going
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Nathan Ramsden (@nathanjramsden.bsky.social)
If you have experienced transphobic harassment within the Labour Party or if you know someone who has, please get in touch with us by emailing labourfortransrights@gmail.com

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Courtney's reply says:

hello i am not a Labour party member but i hope you can help me, my community has been experiencing transphobic harassment from a Labour party member, her name is Bridget Phillipson and she is the current Minister for Women and Equalities, i look forward to your response and thank you in advance 🙏The same post as before, except Courtney has been blocked and the embedded post no longer shows up.
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sexy pride month lukedovician @beardynoise.bsky.social · 10h
this is one of my favourite signs. "Axl loves his woof woof bones" is undefeated
Butcher shop sign with a white dog licking its lips. 

ARKABA MEATS

AXL LOVES HIS WOOF WOOF BONESman in fedora with plate of mince on a butcher sign
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sexy pride month lukedovician @beardynoise.bsky.social · 5h
Baby everything i post is a top tweet 💅
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sexy pride month lukedovician @beardynoise.bsky.social · 8h
Wow such a shame they only made one season
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sexy pride month lukedovician @beardynoise.bsky.social · 10h
this is one of my favourite signs. "Axl loves his woof woof bones" is undefeated
Butcher shop sign with a white dog licking its lips. 

ARKABA MEATS

AXL LOVES HIS WOOF WOOF BONESman in fedora with plate of mince on a butcher sign
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sexy pride month lukedovician @beardynoise.bsky.social · 12h
James Joyce would have been absolutely undefeated in the arena of posting
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Rob Arnol @robertarnol.bsky.social · 17h
✊🏾🖤💛❤️🇮🇪☘️
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sexy pride month lukedovician @beardynoise.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@bransonreese.bsky.social the final panel almost killed me stone fucking dead, you maniac, you genius, we should imprison you under a mountain for eternity
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sexy pride month lukedovician @beardynoise.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I need to make FODMAP friendly ragu. What the fuck do I replace Onions and Garlic with. Please bear in mind my ragu recipe has 5 ingredients (onions, garlic, pancetta, mince, red wine)
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Sam 🎉 @anoddgeography.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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epic rap battles of history: Koko the gorilla vs curious George
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sexy pride month lukedovician @beardynoise.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I also discovered one of the swimmers has me classified as "hairy luke" bc there are two lukes and I am deeply happy
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sexy pride month lukedovician @beardynoise.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Friend sent me this with "found a video of your brain" first of all, rude second of all : what the fuck how did you get this footage
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sexy pride month lukedovician @beardynoise.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Well I guess it was only a matter of time before swim training got interrupted by a code brown 💀
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sexy pride month lukedovician @beardynoise.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The only good thing about Keir Starmer is George Fouracres' impression of him on SNL UK
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Ellie Dawn 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🥺😏💜 @awkward.gay · 29/09/2026
The pay me in shoiks
The famous "they pay me in woims" Nancy comic but edited.
First panel is Nancy talking to teams femme Sluggo with shoulder length hair with a bow in,  and wearing a she/her badge: "I hear you're working at the Ikea". The bait shop has been edited to have 2 IKEA logos on it.
Second panel: Nancy asking "Do they pay you well?"
Third panel: Sluggo saying "They pay me in Shoiks" and holding up 2 different sized blåhaj shark plushies
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sexy pride month lukedovician @beardynoise.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
who up zig-ah-zigging they ahh
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sexy pride month lukedovician @beardynoise.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm so happy that SNL UK is actually good. Also Hannah Waddingham continuing to confirm that I'm gay not blind
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
yarr
orange cat in the middle of licking his chops
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skeeter longpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"you should write a post thats not about jerking off" would you ask shakespeare to stop writing about tragedy? would you ask einstein to stop writing about physics? would you ask agatha christie to stop writing about mystery?
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sexy pride month lukedovician @beardynoise.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I remember the "spoopy is racist" discourse wars
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sexy pride month lukedovician @beardynoise.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Omg @lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social new reaction image
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sexy pride month lukedovician @beardynoise.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Damn that girl is really pumping out the engagement bait prompt posts, huh
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sexy pride month lukedovician @beardynoise.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the capitalisation on this prompt really looks like there's a special job title called Woman Director whose job it is to direct the women
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is true. In 2016, I got into an argument with a gay man on a menswear forum. I've since made it my mission to make every man dress gay, thereby destroying his ability to tell who is actually gay and, ultimately, his chances of finding love. I built my social media following to achieve that goal
Someone on Twitter writes to me: "People should follow your advise if they want to look gay."
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Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Someone making a ton of money off of AI: “ai is the future and it’s inevitable” Someone not making any money off of AI: “this looks like shit”
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Talia "ATTACK DOGS is out now!" Bhatt ⚢ @taliabhatt.itch.io · 27/09/2026
Transphobia is genuinely an elite fixation that is much less popular than most politicians and media outlets would have you believe.
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James Hamilton @jameshamiltonwriter.com · 26/09/2026
Is there any particularly good journalism / reporting on Vance and his links to Thiel and the Silicon Valley lot? I feel like he’s getting skimmed over a lot in press coverage and would like to read a deeper dive on his politics. He feels a bit too under the radar for my liking.
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sexy pride month lukedovician @beardynoise.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bert & Ernie are your textbook "only play together" couple where only one of them is hot
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sexy pride month lukedovician @beardynoise.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
why do so many gay brands create ugly clothing and put them on attractive models. It just highlights hoe bad the clothes are
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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Grimlock, explaining why one of his team is called Slag:
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sexy pride month lukedovician @beardynoise.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
RuPauls Drag Race :
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sexy pride month lukedovician @beardynoise.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I went to a poetry slam and there were bros there and it was ADORABLE
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sexy pride month lukedovician @beardynoise.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Theres a student show on at Adelaide Central School Of Art and this piece by Grace Joerin (titled "the goblin king") was my fave. Look at this cunty little goblin! I wanna be friendsssss
A really cool goblin sculpture thats also an insence burner. Cunty as hell.
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sexy pride month lukedovician @beardynoise.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
SLAY. SERVE.
Nagash, the evil lich from Total Warhammer 3, with yassified lips & nails
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Eugene Vinitsky 🍒 @eugenevinitsky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A rich person can never be held accountable. Therefore, a rich person must never make a societal decision
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sexy pride month lukedovician @beardynoise.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Finally attending the "fundamentals of drawing" class my BiL got me for Christmas and it was really eye opening. And difficult. But so satisfying!
A box and my drawing of the boxA drawing of a box
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sexy pride month lukedovician @beardynoise.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oh it was great, once a week a mediocre poster would reach 1k followers and go insane with "power"
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sexy pride month lukedovician @beardynoise.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My hot take? Everyone involved in this story should be thrown in the tower for high treason
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sexy pride month lukedovician @beardynoise.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
problematic hotness gap relationship
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constant badthoughts @allwrongthink.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
forget Saturn Devouring His Son
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sexy pride month lukedovician @beardynoise.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Honestly the UK opera spaces should get funding to do this. Opera is a really cool art form! Unfortunately its status as "only for the elite as a sign of cultural capital" really hampers it
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sexy pride month lukedovician @beardynoise.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
problematic hotness gap relationship
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~daniel_barker~ @daniel-barker.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Saw people making jokes about the headline, the article is fascinating. Her name was Kay Grayson, or Karen Gray. A really interesting life. www.outsideonline.com/outdoor-adve...
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What Killed the Bear Lady?
For 28 years, Kay Grayson lived side-by-side with wild black bears in North Carolina's swampy coastal forests, hand-feeding them, defending them against poachers, and letting them in her home. When sh...
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Pip Wren @lollibeepop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A joyous fat bear week to all 🐻
A painting of fat blobby bears
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DerkHerkenbersh @dochackenbush.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Remembering that it’s Fat Bear Week has certainly perked me up after a blue day yesterday. BRING ON THE CHONKERS #FatBearWeek #art
Illustration of an extremely corpulent bear surrounded by a halo of autumnal leaves
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Nat Guest @unfortunatalie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Found a friend in the compost heap x
Me holding a slow worm and histongue isoutSlow worm curled roundmy fingers
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sexy pride month lukedovician @beardynoise.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Monty Python competing with the Beatles for "died in the wrong order"
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