Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 28/09/2026im going to need everyone to not talk about my penes and nuts. 1840667
Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 28/09/2026ive evaluated ur post and it can be inferred your fucking mean 1836961029
Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 27/09/2026grounder for today you are my new son. heres a hammer, go kill scratch. i know youve been wanting to. he's always held you back. sever your ties to your life of mediocrity and take your place at my side (for 24 hours) 741796
Reposted by Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnikbunnii ⊹ ˖ Ი𐑼 @bumblinbunnii.bsky.social · 25/09/2026shhh no stop i think of you often 014024
Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 27/09/2026been stuck in one of those pneumatic tubes for days. thought it would be a fun way to get around the base. thank god grounder had the jaws of life. thank god for him. 849788
Reposted by Dr. Ivo "Eggman" RobotnikPiatic @piatic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026every daystatic.klipy.comHappy eggman dayALT: Happy eggman day 111211
Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 25/09/2026wont anyone think of egg man 21423101
Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I'LL STEAL IT. NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW 954068
Reposted by Dr. Ivo "Eggman" RobotnikWaffles @localizedfiles.bsky.social · 24/09/2026year of the eggman 0462
Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 24/09/2026ive invented a new device that makes it my birthday year round so everyone has to give me presents and be nice to me and let me take over their cities and you cant get mad at me cuz its my birthday 1949591
Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 23/09/2026maybe today i will cause problems 12480119
Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 22/09/2026everyone is saying this. yall are fucked up. do you tell your friends to get funny ghost boards when their cousins die. youre sick in the head. this is why im turning everyone into robots. 746974
Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 22/09/2026pranked shadow by telling him i had robot eyes that could tell when he was high and he started crying and begging me "don't tell maria" and now i just feel bad. 8850164
Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 22/09/2026megatron thinks he's got it bad with starscream. i've got so many bumbling minions who have failed me for the last time. does he want to trade. at least starscream looks good in heels 15533168
Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 22/09/2026youll never get em. im king of the tuck. 7551109
Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 22/09/2026blasted sonic in the eye with bug spray and he went down like a brick. i didnt know it was so simple. this rules ass. what a great day 131042274
Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 21/09/2026SSSSS SQUAD. BRING ME THAT ADORABLE HEDGEHOG, AND ALSO THAT HASHBROWN 448194
Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 21/09/2026YOU WANT HRT DO YOU? LOSE THAT HEDGEHOG AGAIN AND YOU'LL GET PLENTY! HORRIBLE RUINOUS TORMENT! 171620397
Reposted by Dr. Ivo "Eggman" RobotnikDustinVG @dustinvg.com · 21/09/2026Why don't you TRRRRRRRRRANSITION into someone who can catch THAT BLASTED HEDGEHOG 0438117
Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 21/09/2026this is correct and so are all the responses 71351291
Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 20/09/2026do i look like your eggmom 628337
Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 20/09/2026im not affiliated with sega. im not affiliated with anyone. dont talk to me 849461
Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 20/09/2026if i was a wizard i'd still be eggman. id cast egg spells 1539263
Reposted by Dr. Ivo "Eggman" RobotnikKommander Karl @kommanderkarl.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Dr EggsMaxxing today. Where’s that fucking hedgehog? 1056790
Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 17/09/2026you can drink whenever you want on the ARK. its in space. Its 5 o'clock everywhere. 1146494
Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 17/09/2026why would anyone hate me im literally cute. and its not an island. its the egg carrier 2, it just hasn't sunk fully. get your shit straight before you post your bulls shit 634041
Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 17/09/2026my robots aren't shit. you're shit. 1045984
Reposted by Dr. Ivo "Eggman" RobotnikCount Crackula @countcrackula.bsky.social · 16/09/2026This actually tracks. 110110
Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 15/09/2026cant get out of these pants. shadow help. you have to bring my oils shadow. my special pants oils shadow. please. 944788
Reposted by Dr. Ivo "Eggman" RobotnikPoppy @poppyjams.bsky.social · 15/09/2026He doesn't chuckle, that speaks volumes 011711
Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 15/09/2026they say i tricked knuckles into fighting sonic but if you saw him fight youd know he wants it too. theres a darkness in him 9978281
Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 15/09/2026"whats your newest plan dr robotnik" i dont have to tell you everything. i dont have to tell you anything. 1563484
Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 15/09/2026ahh. tssss. fuck. you got me good man. ooooh thata a rough one. oof. gonna feel THAT in thr morning. hoooo. eeeyep. whuff. tch. well i gotta tell. ya you got me good. ha ha no im fine. tssss. tch. sheesh. 530727
Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 15/09/2026time to change this little game of ours Sonic. *takes off my moustache* thats right hedgehog. Im actually Sam Reich. Ive been here the whole time.. 13814187
Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 13/09/2026theyve gained sentience and broken from my control. jesus christ . fuck!! 734131
Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 13/09/2026i only chase three things. money, vodka, and dreams. 7589116
Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 13/09/2026when youre ready to untuck i got you queen 2944191451
Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 13/09/2026im not associated with Eggman Empire Official but it goes to show how much society longs to be robot and hurt blue guy. maybe....we're all badniks..... 423017
Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 13/09/2026ever wonder why vtubers advertise g-fuel? its actually egG-fuel. youve all been my pawns from the start 20715140
Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 12/09/2026you cannot believe the comments i endure. im gojnna fucking lay an egg 17630106
Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 12/09/2026todays Master Plan: wait till knuckles goes to sleep and then put some big TRIPP pants on him and see if he can get out 429438
