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Screenwriter. A walking study in demonology. Film Student. Engineer. Cinephile. Astrophotographer. Anarchist. Monster Movie Maven. MUA. Mad Max Historian. Pug mother. Jeff VanderMeer stan. She/Her 🎥 www.patreon.com/ElizabethWalker

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✨Directed by John Carpenter✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 49m
Now Watching:
Warlock
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✨Directed by John Carpenter✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 55m
It is *shocking* how many people get my kink alignment wrong 😅
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✨Directed by John Carpenter✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 1h
*facetimes sister* Sister: are you in bed eating a chicken breast on a fork Me: it’s cooked
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✨Directed by John Carpenter✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 1h
I’ve only learned one thing over the last six months of dating: I do not like people.
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✨Directed by John Carpenter✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 1h
What am I watching tonight
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Phil Nobile Jr. @philnobilejr.bsky.social · 2h
Check out the Fango Fall Class of 2026 🫡❤️ www.fangoria.com/godzilla-min...
FANGORIA
FALL 2026
VOLUME 2 | ISSUE 33:
Publishers
Tara Ansley & Abhi Goel
Editor-In-Chief
Phil Nobile Jr.
Creative Director
Jason Kauzlarich
Senior Editor
Meredith Borders
Contributors
Sean Abley
Cullen Bunn
C. Robert Cargill
Brian W. Collins
Barbara Crampton
Scott Derrickson
Ahlissa Eichhorn
Amelia Emberwing
Anthony Everitt
Isaac Feldberg
Shane Tea French
Todd Gilchrist
Michael Gingold
Greg Greene
Ethan Hawke
Britt Hayes
Amy Kuperinsky
Richard Newby
Brandon Streussnig
Tony Timpone
Josh Turi
Michael Varrati
Jessica ZerbyA magazine cover showing Godzilla
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✨Directed by John Carpenter✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 2h
Guys do I want to go to the bougie deli
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✨Directed by John Carpenter✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The cinematography of the ineffable Roger Deakins
The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert FordNO COUNTRY FOR OLD MENNO COUNTRY FOR OLD MENBLADERUNNER:2049
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✨Directed by John Carpenter✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 3h
I feel like he wants to kill me and steal my teeth.
Nice teeth
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✨Directed by John Carpenter✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 3h
Do we need to have the discussion about shitty characters not being an endorsement of that behaviour by the writers or nah
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Drewcifer Rising 🎃😈 @drewdietsch.bsky.social · 3h
Between this and, "There's a fly on the ceiling," from NEAR DARK, Jenette Goldstein owns two of the greatest lines in all of '80s cinema.
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✨Directed by John Carpenter✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 4h
Still one of my favourite exchanges.
Hey, Vasquez.
Have you ever been mistaken for a man?
No. Have you?
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Jaws (1975) @jaws-1975.bsky.social · 9h
It's only an island if you look at it from the water.
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✨Directed by John Carpenter✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Playing with some dialogue but I love this scene.
EXT. ERIN'S RANCH - PERIMETER - NIGHT
The pale full moon hangs low in the sky, dipping behind the towering evergreens that line the ranch. Erin holds an axe loosely in her grip, the blade brushes against her jeans, glinting like
quicksilver in the moonlight.
The hooded man, DAVID (early 30s) claws at his leg, CURSING and SOBBING. The foothold trap appears to have broken his foot. Erin
WHISTLES lowly.
ERIN
Nasty break. Every animal that's ever been trapped has to make the same
decision: life or limb?
David SNARLS. Erin smiles, crouching. She gestures with the axe at his leg.
ERIN
Most folks think foothold traps were designed for animals, but they weren't. They were made to trap poachers, invaders, men who take what doesn't belong to them.
(beat)
why were you chasing a girl through the woods?
David LAUGHS. It's high and tinny, like a rabbit screaming.
DAVID
He's
gonna kill you for this.
ERIN
Men who kill to avenge but not to protect aren't men worth following.
Erin kicks his foot. David SHRIEKS.
ERIN
Why were you chasing that girl?He laughs wildly again.
DAVID
You're gonna die tonight.
ERIN
I'm not the one in the trap
Before Erin can continue, an utterly alien sounding TRILL pierces the otherwise quiet night. She stands immediately, eyes scanning the darkness for movement.
Another scream reverberates off the trees, the bark shivers.
DAVID (softly)
Yeah, you are.
She turns back to David and rips the hood off his head, her lips part in shock but she quickly regains her composure.
David is rotting.
His flesh is grey and peeling. One eye is milky white, staring blindly. His face is
bloated like
a waterlogged corpse.
He smiles.
DAVID
After tonight I'll be eternal.
ERIN
Well the hood makes sense now.
David SNARLS, Lunging towards her. He
SCREAMS as nis Ioot moves.
ERIN (CONT' D)
Animals have teeth and claws to help them with that decision you're gonna have to make. Since you don't have any...
Erin tosses him the axe. It lands beside him with a THUD.
Another scream. This one is closer. David stiffens.ERIN (CONT'D)
You'd better hurry. Men aren't the only predators drawn by the scent of blood.
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✨Directed by John Carpenter✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 4h
Matinee for tomorrow 💅🏼
THE WEIGHT
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✨Directed by John Carpenter✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 5h
AI cannot create art. The term “AI art” is a misnomer. AI has no creativity, no consciousness, no ideas or feelings, and no artistic ability. It does not create art. It reproduces images it’s seen. That’s all.
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✨Directed by John Carpenter✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 5h
Every day it feels like we’re living in an episode of VEEP during a writer’s strike.
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✨Directed by John Carpenter✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 5h
For the Godzilla enthusiast who hates fascism: calyxdesign.com/calyxworks/g...
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Godzilla: Destroy All Fascists (2 stickers) » Calyx Design
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Brian Goldstone @brian-goldstone.bsky.social · 7h
In 2018, Annalinda Martinez and her daughters became homeless. She went to Georgia's child welfare agency looking for help finding housing. Instead, the state took her children. Then DFCS began charging her for their foster care. Those bills eventually left her $13,000 in debt.
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Georgia removed her kids because she was homeless. The state is charging her $13,000 for foster care
Georgia is among several states that have moved away from charging parents for their kids' time in foster care. But parents who already owe money for past cases are still on the hook.
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✨Directed by John Carpenter✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 6h
Who is this for lol
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metal dot txt @metaltxt.bsky.social · 6h
lmao
Henry K. Lee
@henrykleeKTVU
I've learned 2 drivers under subcontract to Fedex to haul $11.4 M in nvidia cargo from Oakland to Fort Worth never made it to Texas. Instead GPS trackers were found in Valencia & Stevenson Ranch (LA Co.) & Upland (San Bernardino Co.) Theft probe underway by oaklandpoliceca
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✨Directed by John Carpenter✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 7h
I need to divert all available Beth resources to acquiring representation for my screenplays and destroying the state.
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J. Emory Parker 🏳️‍🌈 @jaspar.bsky.social · 22h
Meta muse saying why would I deceive you?
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✨Directed by John Carpenter✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 8h
Client: are there laws about how AI can be used Me:
static.klipy.com
Happy New: We Are Laughing
Alt: Happy New: We Are Laughing
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Digger (2026)
Tom Cruise, in the mall, has way too much shit on, holding a shovel so you know we photoshopped really really hard.

"Tom Cruise is Digger"

The real poster is gonna get vandalized a lot in certain neighborhoods.
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✨Directed by John Carpenter✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 8h
Stop using IG and FB 🥲
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Russ Fischer @russfischer.bsky.social · 12h
dude looks like part of a shareware font
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✨Directed by John Carpenter✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 12h
Do you know how bone ugly you have to be to be the richest man on earth and still ugly
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✨Directed by John Carpenter✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 12h
Watching from Canada
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Shoshanna's Fiery Laugh
Alt: Shoshanna's Fiery Laugh
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✨Directed by John Carpenter✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 12h
Time to reactivate my WoW.
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✨Directed by John Carpenter✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 12h
Had a call this morning with one of my clients who lives in London who offered me a food tour when I visit in December lol
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✨Directed by John Carpenter✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 13h
Hey if you like pumpkin spice lattes and want more protein in the morning add this to your coffee:
Pumpkin spice premier protein
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✨Directed by John Carpenter✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 13h
The amount of men who expect me to go golfing with them is insane. The only way I’m picking up a golf club is if I’m using it as a weapon.
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They’re gonna replace her with Elon Musk.
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✨Directed by John Carpenter✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 14h
How has Michael Tracey not been beaten to death
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 18h
Michael Tracey is actively attempting to dox Jane Doe in the Cornell 7 rape case
Michael Tracey : If you happen to know who this Cornell "Jane Doe" is, get in touch and I would be happy to publish her name and identifying information. And yes -- this is 100% permitted under the First Amendment, whatever threats or emotional blackmail people might want to deploy"Report" me for what, exactly? Save your breath, scumbag. Sorry you hate the First Amendment so much. Her identity is obviously newsworthy at this point, and I will take extreme pleasure in reporting it. (Not "doxing" -- that's a total canard)
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✨Directed by John Carpenter✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 14h
I may see this tomorrow afternoon 🤔
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✨Directed by John Carpenter✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 14h
I’m spending today polishing TOOTH AND CLAW. The writing is the easy part. It’s the editing that kills you.
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✨Directed by John Carpenter✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 14h
Disassociating after a 4:30 am leg workout by eating ground turkey and egg whites and doomscrolling.
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✨Directed by John Carpenter✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 14h
Ended September with a bang.
+3.5lb
Muscle Mass
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✨Directed by John Carpenter✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There’s a MAGA hat beside their shirts on the ground 🫠
There are a bunch of shirtless chuds on the treadmills complaining that five minutes is too long lol
The master race
Delivered
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✨Directed by John Carpenter✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Body comp is so wild. What do you mean my weight has barely changed and now I suddenly need new fucking bras and jeans???
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✨Directed by John Carpenter✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m going to rewatch Fargo (the series) this week I think.
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✨Directed by John Carpenter✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
I am but a woman standing in front of her thousands of followers begging them to watch season five of FARGO which is arguably one of the best seasons of television ever made.
A man in a cowboy hat talking to a woman in a hospital room. A man with a bowl cut smiling. A woman pointing a shotgun. A woman with folded hands leaning on a table.
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✨Directed by John Carpenter✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
MY BOY
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✨Directed by John Carpenter✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Why are there grown men named Sammy
you ›
Sammy 48
19 km away
Hey, I'm Sammy. I'm 44 years old!you
>
Sammy 33
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✨Directed by John Carpenter✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Anyway back to this lol gmb.io/handstand-pu...
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How To Do A Handstand Push-Up: 5-Step Tutorial | GMB Fitness
Build the strength, balance, and control for a solid handstand push-up. This 5-step progression from a former gymnast takes you from prep to the full skill.
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✨Directed by John Carpenter✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I had to cut things off with ✨the guy✨ because I refuse to get into a relationship where my vagina is driving instead of my brain 💀
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✨Directed by John Carpenter✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is such a grift it’s unbelievable.
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Johnny Mains @johnnymains.co.uk · 28/09/2026
Today is World Rabies Day - here are five artworks depicting it throughout the years. First up: "Harry saves the girls from the mad dog" - Johan Schonberg (1888)
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