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It’s because Mormonism, despite being a “global church,” is a reflection of the American zeitgeist, and that is well represented in sucking up to corporations and demonizing the left

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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 12h

We should force this guy into one of those pervert colonies they have for guys on the registry

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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 12h

I’m saying “Jets kick off in 10 minutes and this coffee is hitting perfectly. Not gonna make it again” for the 700th time in a row

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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 29/09/2026

Me, 2010, after that Ginger asshole passed for 350 yards and 3 TDs against Utah

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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 29/09/2026

You can’t make me care about the person spinning out about Brock Turner right now. Just going to refer you to the bumper sticker

LeFtIsts AGAINsT OTHer LeFtIsTs
SORRY BUT A LOT OF YOU ARE JUST REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING

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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 28/09/2026

Those secret leftists. The Utah Republican Party

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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 27/09/2026

If you’re going to cry any time a 27 follower account criticizes you, maybe the internet isn’t for you.

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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 27/09/2026

Every time I see “stay at home tradwife online influencer” in a story

Jack, just-say Mormon this is taking forever.

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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 27/09/2026

You mean an industry ran by ugly reactionary assholes with god complexes are also abusive and coercive? Wow, you’re telling me now for the first time

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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 27/09/2026

You should have to go to a place like this and talk to a bookie named “stinky Dom” to gamble.

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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 27/09/2026

I’m fairly certain I could beat the fucking breaks off of every dead-eyed, pencil-necked “muscular christian” pictured here

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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 27/09/2026

SUCK A DICK MICHIGAN GO FUCK YOURSELF WHITTINGHAM

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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 25/09/2026

I’m not sure why, but I feel like Cleveland proves that Adam Sandler did the voice while marrying Travis and Taylor

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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 25/09/2026

Okay, so no iced coffee. What’s the verdict on a mason jar of my own piss?

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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 25/09/2026

Finally! A good Taylor Swift song!

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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 25/09/2026

I give it two weeks before she starts doing that pussy popping pose that one conservative streamer was doing

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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 25/09/2026

The Wire wasn’t that good.

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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 25/09/2026

Absolutely Fleabag and The Office are a much better shows than Deadwood.

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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 24/09/2026

You’d think Mike Lee is dumb, but he’s “his dad had to start his own law school for him to get in” dumb

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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 24/09/2026

We used to have guys having two separate families, two sets of addresses, two sets of names, two sets of phone numbers, two sets of personalities, and never let the two intersect at all. We used to be a country.

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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 24/09/2026

Why does he look like James Woods in Ghosts of Mississippi

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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 24/09/2026

Wow, that’s a lot of Forever 21 dresses

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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 24/09/2026

“This is Ashley, Matthew’s fiancée, he’s totally fine just had a little seizure.” Matthew, 10 minutes prior:

static.klipy.com

Man Electrocuted and Turns into Skeleton

Alt: Man Electrocuted and Turns into Skeleton

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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 22/09/2026

Oh absolutely, Richie, him injecting a 16 year old with “chemicals” definitely makes me think he’s innocent, regardless of any other context. Thank you for this important contribution, you normal person who shouldn’t be taken out back and shot.

Richard Hanania ®
@RichardHanania
X.com
Here's Clavicular injecting chemicals into his "rape victim" after he had allegedly "raped" her.
God you can see all the trauma this poor "rape" victim suffered. What a brave and honorable young woman, definitely not a parasite looking for a payday.

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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 22/09/2026

How I look at that fourth energy drink at 5 PM

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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 21/09/2026

I doubt it. She will literally die from lack of attention.

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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 20/09/2026

I honestly can’t think of a better metaphor than the Department of War inviting a guy who padded his boxing records with scrubs right until he got hospitalized by someone who could actually fight

Department of War E
@DeptofWar
X.com
Last Thursday, we welcomed Logan and Jake Paul to the Pentagon to meet with our warriors.

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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 19/09/2026

Dawg, your bad ass no-identity politics military is getting their ass reamed

U.S. Department of War • • Follow
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1h・
Secretary of War Pete Hegseth: "NO MORE TRANNIES-JUST TRAINING...
THE COMBAT ZONE DOES NOT CARE ABOUT YOUR PRONOUNS OR YOUR IDENTITY POLITICS."

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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 19/09/2026

There was a time I’d be excited about waking up early to watch gameday. I see no point nowadays

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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 18/09/2026

Eh, I think we can find better uses for money than to refit the gravestone of the guy who penned the extermination order of the Timpanogos

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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 18/09/2026

It uhh… pretty much didn’t for another 50 years.

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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 18/09/2026

Damn, I hate it when something feels intrusive and breaches my personal boundaries. What was this about? Oh yeah, the city supporting the use of Flock cameras.

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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 17/09/2026

I’ll be honest, I don’t think there would have been a civil war without that destabilizing invasion and the -at best incompetent, at worst evil- occupation based on lies.

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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 17/09/2026

That would depend on if you view people outside the imperial core as humans or not

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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 17/09/2026

Bobby Handjob is feeling a little heat that he must deflect by pointing to his pledge of a donation to the region (the IDF) and pointing to his past of creating vague opportunities for Palestinians.

STATEMENT FROM ROBERT KRAFT
I have dedicated much of my life to building bridges between all people. I believe deeply that all lives are worth protecting. Earlier today, before Macklemore challenged me to match his donation, Ed called me and asked me to commit $2 million to match his donation to aid in the region to fight this humanitarian crisis. Ed now plans to reach out to other venue owners and our goal is to continue to work together to build bridges.
In addition, I'd like the people who are speaking in support of the Palestinian people to know that for decades, I have supported efforts that create opportunity for Palestinians and have brought young Palestinians and Israelis together to build businesses, create jobs, and forge relationships.

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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 16/09/2026

The Vice President doesn’t even ask for your vote, he just stares at you like this

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