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Matt Ufford

@mattufford.bsky.social
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Yahoo Sports guy, area bird enthusiast

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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I am generally pro-Birds but losing because Andy Dalton threw one (1) pass would be the funniest outcome
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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Jaxson Dart, Jameis Winston, and J.J. McCarthy in the same quarterback room? why it's almost TOO intellectual
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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I didn't go to college, I graduated from the school of wife
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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Seahawks lose Sounders win Mariners fire Dan Wilson Seattle goes 2-1 this weekend
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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
my greatest sacrifice as a parent: making the chili mild for my kids 😞
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yes, yes we can
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
every now and then your football team has to have four or five turnovers in a game for the integrity of their operating system, a reboot follows and then they begin functioning normally again
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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What Some Folks Really Mean When They Claim to Have Never Heard a Red-Tailed Hawk's Call Used for a Bald Eagle in TV or Film
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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
(watching the sound of music) bro young Maria was a PROBLEM
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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
pfft it's not even a *big* museum
sign reading "astronomical museum"tan A-frame building (the astronomical museum)
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ceej @ceej.online · 13/10/2024
I hope none of the other dads wear a denim jacket to the indie rock show tonight
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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
here's the compromise: people can back into parking spots if they want, but if they have to do a 3-point turn their car explodes
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shawn @mulchy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
kinda feels like the time to say something was before charging people with phony crimes for protesting and then waging an elaborate conspiracy to cover up prosecutorial misconduct but who asked me?
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 25/09/2026
damn boxscore looks like he took his kid to work. here, son, just carry the ball into the end zone, these guys won’t touch you
b. robinson 194
b. robinson jr. 50
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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Packers D cut up worse than Reacher at the end of season 4
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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the remaining outcomes are "Packers eat shit at home" or "live national Falconsing" ... TNF really overdelivering tonight
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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
excited to watch the Brad Pitt dog movie on an airplane about 3 months from now
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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
also for your consideration: the Lilac-Crowned Amazon 🪶
two green parrots with red foreheads and grayish-purple crowns perch in a tree
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
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Alex Sauerbrunn @birdsbyalex.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A White-tailed Kite suspended in an angelic hover before descending on its prey. #Raptors #BirdOfTheDay #birds #nature #wildlife #photography
A white bird of prey hovers in the air with its wings spread and tail fanned against a clear blue sky. Photographed in Playa del Rey, California.
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Patrick Callahan @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
hey just curious where did the “protect women athletes” crowd get off to
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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
orthodontist bills when you have two kids with braces:
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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
@jonbois.bsky.social buying horse pins
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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
ME: it's a shame that football players' helmets obscure their faces, limiting audience recognition – and their marketing opportunities ALSO ME: will someone PLEASE pay Cam Skattebo to keep his helmet on
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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
EVERY LAWYER: I'm an attorney
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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
do we have to
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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
wow incredible discovery by the Seahawks: passing inside the 10-yard line
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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
SEPTEMBER ON THE CALENDAR, LOCKTOBERFEST ON THE FIELD
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AmeriKraut @inchargeofthegirls.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
sherman, for the love of god!
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Dilek Sayedahmed @dileksayedahmed.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I truly, deeply, sincerely do think the guy flipping burgers at McDonalds should be able to afford rent, bills, and groceries with his paycheck alone. That's kind of the whole point of having a job and I can't believe this is considered a radical position.🤷🏽‍♀️
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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
finally watched the Sabrina Carpenter Muppet Show. exquisite. "Manchild" always needed backup chickens.
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
someone saw my Paul's Boutique t-shirt and asked if it was a clothing store in New York and i kind of blacked out and before i knew what was happening i was playing them Shadrach on my phone
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The baseline level of Dumb Guy Pretending To Be Even Dumber in our culture is incredibly high at the moment, but this is an all-time performance in that category. Hall of Fame work in any era.
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
the wet bandits trying to rob a house
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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
if Amazon thinks I'm going to watch Neagley just because season 4 of Reacher is over ... they are correct.
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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
my most American trait is that I randomly and reflexively reject certain media and works of art for no better reason than "too British"
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
He had me at “hyrox doo doo queen”
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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I was pretty pissed at California during the humidity wave but we're on good terms again
green field in front of a rugged mountain ridge below a clear blue sky
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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
[Ed Sheeran googling 'skilled but unprincipled musicians']
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
news anchors with a sketch of a bathroom intended behind them.  the sketch is basically the male news anchor.  his co-anchor is looking at him suspiciously.
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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
gonna finish with a master's in code-switching
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
imagine a divorce so bad it turns you into mickey rourke
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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
excuse me, ma'am, is that a bad take? because it's blown up in your face
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Blanket reply to everybody who’s sent this story to me for comment today: Take a beat and send it to ten of your male friends instead
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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
guys it's the Giants. just go for it.
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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
hiking up a mountain, breathing in gulps of fresh thin air, and pausing to marvel at the view. grateful for the industrialization that made this possible 🙏🏔️
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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
watching a 2-box of Bills-Texans and Falcons-Steelers because I love a mix of highbrow and lowbrow. my favorite meal is steak and garbage.
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Ian Rapoport @rapsheet.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Rams star Myles Garrett will undergo knee surgery to fix what had limited him in training camp and he's headed to IR, sources say.
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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
(knocking on my neighbor Mark Rober's door for the 47th consecutive day) MARK ROBER: Hey. Lemme guess, this is about the foa–– ME: the foam volcano, yes.
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