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every now and then your football team has to have four or five turnovers in a game for the integrity of their operating system, a reboot follows and then they begin functioning normally again

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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

What Some Folks Really Mean When They Claim to Have Never Heard a Red-Tailed Hawk's Call Used for a Bald Eagle in TV or Film

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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

(watching the sound of music) bro young Maria was a PROBLEM

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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

pfft it's not even a *big* museum

tan A-frame building (the astronomical museum)

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ceej @ceej.online · 13/10/2024

I hope none of the other dads wear a denim jacket to the indie rock show tonight

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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

here's the compromise: people can back into parking spots if they want, but if they have to do a 3-point turn their car explodes

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shawn @mulchy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

kinda feels like the time to say something was before charging people with phony crimes for protesting and then waging an elaborate conspiracy to cover up prosecutorial misconduct but who asked me?

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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 25/09/2026

damn boxscore looks like he took his kid to work. here, son, just carry the ball into the end zone, these guys won’t touch you

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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Packers D cut up worse than Reacher at the end of season 4

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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

the remaining outcomes are "Packers eat shit at home" or "live national Falconsing" ... TNF really overdelivering tonight

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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

excited to watch the Brad Pitt dog movie on an airplane about 3 months from now

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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

also for your consideration: the Lilac-Crowned Amazon 🪶

two green parrots with red foreheads and grayish-purple crowns perch in a tree

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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"

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Alex Sauerbrunn @birdsbyalex.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

A White-tailed Kite suspended in an angelic hover before descending on its prey. #Raptors #BirdOfTheDay #birds #nature #wildlife #photography

A white bird of prey hovers in the air with its wings spread and tail fanned against a clear blue sky. Photographed in Playa del Rey, California.

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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

hey just curious where did the “protect women athletes” crowd get off to

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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

orthodontist bills when you have two kids with braces:

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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

ME: it's a shame that football players' helmets obscure their faces, limiting audience recognition – and their marketing opportunities ALSO ME: will someone PLEASE pay Cam Skattebo to keep his helmet on

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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

wow incredible discovery by the Seahawks: passing inside the 10-yard line

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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

SEPTEMBER ON THE CALENDAR, LOCKTOBERFEST ON THE FIELD

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AmeriKraut @inchargeofthegirls.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

sherman, for the love of god!

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Dilek Sayedahmed @dileksayedahmed.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I truly, deeply, sincerely do think the guy flipping burgers at McDonalds should be able to afford rent, bills, and groceries with his paycheck alone. That's kind of the whole point of having a job and I can't believe this is considered a radical position.🤷🏽‍♀️

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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

finally watched the Sabrina Carpenter Muppet Show. exquisite. "Manchild" always needed backup chickens.

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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

someone saw my Paul's Boutique t-shirt and asked if it was a clothing store in New York and i kind of blacked out and before i knew what was happening i was playing them Shadrach on my phone

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

The baseline level of Dumb Guy Pretending To Be Even Dumber in our culture is incredibly high at the moment, but this is an all-time performance in that category. Hall of Fame work in any era.

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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

the wet bandits trying to rob a house

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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

if Amazon thinks I'm going to watch Neagley just because season 4 of Reacher is over ... they are correct.

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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

my most American trait is that I randomly and reflexively reject certain media and works of art for no better reason than "too British"

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

He had me at “hyrox doo doo queen”

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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I was pretty pissed at California during the humidity wave but we're on good terms again

green field in front of a rugged mountain ridge below a clear blue sky

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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

[Ed Sheeran googling 'skilled but unprincipled musicians']

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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

gonna finish with a master's in code-switching

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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

imagine a divorce so bad it turns you into mickey rourke

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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

excuse me, ma'am, is that a bad take? because it's blown up in your face

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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Blanket reply to everybody who’s sent this story to me for comment today: Take a beat and send it to ten of your male friends instead

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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

guys it's the Giants. just go for it.

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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

hiking up a mountain, breathing in gulps of fresh thin air, and pausing to marvel at the view. grateful for the industrialization that made this possible 🙏🏔️

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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

watching a 2-box of Bills-Texans and Falcons-Steelers because I love a mix of highbrow and lowbrow. my favorite meal is steak and garbage.

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Ian Rapoport @rapsheet.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Rams star Myles Garrett will undergo knee surgery to fix what had limited him in training camp and he's headed to IR, sources say.

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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

(knocking on my neighbor Mark Rober's door for the 47th consecutive day) MARK ROBER: Hey. Lemme guess, this is about the foa–– ME: the foam volcano, yes.

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