Reposted by Pete Lewisleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 11/10/2026not sure if this is a scam or not but either way we’re having fun 8122674
Pete Lewis @brassaboutface.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Perhaps the PGA could give him a peace prize to shut him up for a bit 020
Pete Lewis @brassaboutface.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Between this and Retrospace we're being spoiled this spooky season. (I was hoping to have Retrospace completed by now but Well Dweller got its claws in me) 110
Pete Lewis @brassaboutface.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Starbucks doesn't get to use the police until it pays its tax 000
Reposted by Pete LewisMiss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 08/10/2026My favourite Jonas brother is definitely Harpo. 88230
Reposted by Pete Lewissexy baba yaga @beardynoise.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Crazy how shes appropriated the aesthetics of drag but is serving absolutely zero cunt 2211
Reposted by Pete LewisDraculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 08/10/2026[To the tune of Mr Sandman] Bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom 105315
Reposted by Pete LewisGreeneville Zoo @greenevillezoo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Until our intern Gavin completes the blood tests, please assume all enclosures contain The Thing. Thank you for your patience. 420450
Reposted by Pete LewisBraden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Have fun in flavor town, Guy Fieri, good luck getting anything stronger than bay leaves past the board of selectmen. I live in Flavor City, there’s sriracha in the fire hydrants and the mayor is a jar of paprika 05016
Reposted by Pete Lewis✨John Carpenter’s BOObies✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 01/07/2026I’ve never seen a meme that embodies my very essence before. 81860476
Reposted by Pete LewisSkellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 03/10/2026🎶 KNICK KNACK PADDY WHACK BABY, I'M READY TO GO 0144
Pete Lewis @brassaboutface.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I was taught in primary school that we were doing eye colour next. I should probably have queried that at the time. 010
Reposted by Pete LewisJake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 02/10/2026We learned nothing from LL Cool J and Brad Paisley 1385
Pete Lewis @brassaboutface.bsky.social · 02/10/2026This is the kind of niche content I'm here for 110
Pete Lewis @brassaboutface.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Loving it so far, but everything keeps trying to kill me when all I want to do is start a spaceship-wide toilet rave. Is anyone else having the same issue? 110
Reposted by Pete LewisJosephine Riesman @josie.zone · 02/10/2026Still the absolute funniest "trailer remix" ever made -- as well as one of the very first of its kind, debuting in 2005 Every shot is perfectly chosen God I could watch this all day 35993324
Reposted by Pete LewisDr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 01/10/2026you arent a burden. you are a human being with wants and needs. having desires does not make you selfish. unless you are sonic, in which case you are not human and everything you do sickens me. 5362192321
Reposted by Pete LewisBrutalititties @brutalititties.bsky.social · 28/09/2026#aew #pac #ripPAC 2558198
Reposted by Pete LewisTDE Wrestling @tdewrestling.com · 01/10/2026Hangman Adam Page remembers PAC. #AEWDynamite 7541160
Pete Lewis @brassaboutface.bsky.social · 01/10/2026*checks calculator* *checks a bigger calculator* I think my calculators are broken 000
Reposted by Pete LewisGore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Fucking lol @ohrobin.bsky.social @jon-snow-420.bsky.social 638927
Pete Lewis @brassaboutface.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I had that same Street Fighter 2 guide on the left. I got it on a family holiday in Florida in 1994. I didn't even own a copy of the game but I had spent 7 hours watching the demo on an Arcane machine of Super SFII for 7 hours at Gatwick due to a Virgin Atlantic delay (thanks, Branson). 011
Reposted by Pete Lewiszig @zigontherocks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026my little pac story was at a dguk meet and greet. i wanted to tell masato yoshino that he was my favourite wrestler and pac offered to translate. he turns to yoshino and in broken english shouts “YOU. HIM. FAVOURITE WRESTLER” and yoshino is very appreciative and shakes my hand. 4535130
Reposted by Pete LewisTyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 25/09/2026everything diminishes. ottoman was once an empire, now it's a footstool 3559
Reposted by Pete Lewiscatren parker dot come @jon-snow-420.bsky.social · 21/09/2026ivar is a business like man. he turns up and yells BOWW so we open the door, accepts a pat from each of us, eats his catnip and leaves. i assume his schedule is tight today 2442
Reposted by Pete LewisHell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 15/09/2026(don't say Rigor Tortoise don't say Rigor Tortoise) wow looking very alive sir 201257208
Reposted by Pete LewisBethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 10/09/2026A solemn Kirkiversary to all who observe 041093
Reposted by Pete Lewisdan mentos @danmentos.com · 10/09/2026REACHER: I need help with my iPhone SUPPORT: regular iPhone or duo? REACHER: how can I tell SUPPORT: if it folds it’s the duo *extremely loud crunching noise* REACHER: it’s the duo 346477964
Reposted by Pete Lewis✨CHELLE D☯GGO✨(she/they) @chelledoggo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Erika Kirk at TPUSA headquarters ten minutes after her husband got shot:static.klipy.comYzma: Well, he ain't getting any deader!ALT: Yzma: Well, he ain't getting any deader! 06517
Reposted by Pete LewisFR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026[spelling bee] JUDGE: your word is “gullible” KID: definition JUDGE: easily deceived KID: sentence JUDGE: people with low IQs are often gullible KID: spelling JUDGE: G-U-L-L-I-B-hey wait a minute 746291
Reposted by Pete Lewis𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Who called them politicians instead of power tools? 324664
Pete Lewis @brassaboutface.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I know Sadiq would be above labeling Cleverly's campaign as a war against children, but I'm not. 030
Reposted by Pete LewisTyson @lscpunk.bsky.social · 26/08/2026If Dolly was our constant reminder that it was Good to be Good, Tim Curry was our reminder that it was Good to be Weird. Embrace your strangeness, sing with Muppets, wear your lingerie with a leather jacket, and fuck with uptight people who hate anything that makes them remotely uncomfortable. 51173686424
Pete Lewis @brassaboutface.bsky.social · 26/08/2026It takes more effort to put the wrong amount of cheese on. You literally only have to take the block of cheese out of its wrapper and plonk it on the cracker. 000
Pete Lewis @brassaboutface.bsky.social · 23/08/2026You're banned from having opinions because your opinions are wrong 000
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unknown: your car is parked at the entrance to my driveway, making it difficult for me to g et in and out. could you please move your car? thanks.
me: ok i moved it
unknown: hello. my name is maria. this car is still in my driveway. you need to move it. thank you for your cooperation.
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