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Goose, just spookier

@augustagoose.bsky.social

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Held together with cheese and double-sided tape. The void deserves treats. I get my news elsewhere. Bangers? tinyurl.com/HeeheeGoose Mash? tinyurl.com/OtherGoose

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Goose, just spookier @augustagoose.bsky.social · 11h

I dont make threats i cant keep!! 🥰😘

Goose, just spookier @augustagoose.bsky.social · 12h

Zomg, once I get my health in order, I’m gonna come visit and there will be so much funsies!! ❤️❤️😘😘

Goose, just spookier @augustagoose.bsky.social · 12h

*swoons*

Goose, just spookier @augustagoose.bsky.social · 12h

Omg 🥰🥰🥰 Schmoops Debb!!

Goose, just spookier @augustagoose.bsky.social · 12h

You don’t have to ALWAYS sniff it.

Goose, just spookier @augustagoose.bsky.social · 13h

Scratch and sniff phones when?

Goose, just spookier @augustagoose.bsky.social · 14h

I’m not girly, but gimme a dress with pockets and I am gtg

Goose, just spookier @augustagoose.bsky.social · 14h

🥰 *waggles my little tailfeathers* 🫶😘

Goose, just spookier @augustagoose.bsky.social · 14h

I’d like to be a non-red shirt, please. I look well in aqua. 🫶

Goose, just spookier @augustagoose.bsky.social · 14h

I see what you did there.

Goose, just spookier @augustagoose.bsky.social · 14h

🫂😘

Goose, just spookier @augustagoose.bsky.social · 14h

Chewy has been making my days better… something pants never do for me

Goose, just spookier @augustagoose.bsky.social · 14h

Omg, I’m like some science experiment. I have aged 85 years since long-covid 11 years around my lips 15 years around my eyes 22 years on my décolleté And 37 years through the rest of me. I’m tired. I need some emceefigloaf and a nap. Fetch me my napping bonnet.

Goose, just spookier @augustagoose.bsky.social · 14h

Oh so lovely any which way ❤️😘

Goose, just spookier @augustagoose.bsky.social · 14h

Mine’s all about @chewbotcca.bsky.social Also, PANTS ARE DUMB!!

Goose, just spookier @augustagoose.bsky.social · 15h

*takes a deep drag or a cigarette with a two inch ash* they don’t make things like they used to

Goose, just spookier @augustagoose.bsky.social · 15h

I miss bench seat cars

Goose, just spookier @augustagoose.bsky.social · 15h

I thought Tricky had you guys housetrained by now

Goose, just spookier @augustagoose.bsky.social · 15h

gdi Los

100

Goose, just spookier @augustagoose.bsky.social · 15h

Elevators, movie theaters, airplanes, bathrooms, the big heavy one in grandma’s living room that could be used as a blunt force weapon

Goose, just spookier @augustagoose.bsky.social · 15h

I miss playing with a cardboard box and being unreachable by phone if I weren’t in the kitchen. I want to be cocooned in the smell of crayons and have a skinned knee. I miss payphones even though they smelled like pee

Goose, just spookier @augustagoose.bsky.social · 15h

🫶😘

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 17h

The power of nostalgia is directly proportional to the degree in which everything is completely ruined now.

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Path (seasonal)🎉 @demandavoider.bsky.social · 17h

im not here to see dumb shit randos posted somewhere else. im here to see see dumb shit you posted here.

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mackolantern @mackagain.bsky.social · 16h

eating a pear like a turkey leg

Goose, just spookier @augustagoose.bsky.social · 16h

Beautiful 🫶😘

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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 16h

what if i was the ocean, gently lapping at your feet, and as you stared into the vast and inky depths, you remembered a time when you would accept the unknown, rather than run away,

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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 16h

I appear to be a shadow, but that was just a passing phase.

Goose, just spookier @augustagoose.bsky.social · 16h

You inspire me, Geist ❤️

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Doctor eeeeevil 🎃 @doctor-eval.com · 23h

don’t tell me you haven’t heard of bressert

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geist, now with double the hauntings @prettyvulgar.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I’m so mad that I made a grilled cheese for breakfast before I realized there is ice cream in the freezer

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trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 19h

aww really ?🥺 you’re not funny but you are so sweet.

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dawn of the debb @debbshock.com · 16h

where am I and how fast can I leave

child's drawing
USS motherfucker
boldly fucking your shit up

Goose, just spookier @augustagoose.bsky.social · 17h

House made blends, naturally

000

Goose, just spookier @augustagoose.bsky.social · 17h

Panic! At the Disco! At the Retirement Home

Goose, just spookier @augustagoose.bsky.social · 17h

*shakes my cane at you*

Goose, just spookier @augustagoose.bsky.social · 17h

And I want everything narrated by Maggie Smith with a 0.8 playback speed

Goose, just spookier @augustagoose.bsky.social · 17h

It makes me want to write novels and solve crimes in a small New England town

Goose, just spookier @augustagoose.bsky.social · 17h

Mid stuff, I guess

Goose, just spookier @augustagoose.bsky.social · 17h

I want to open a store called Elemenope, just have to figure out what to sell.

Goose, just spookier @augustagoose.bsky.social · 17h

I instantly craved a Werther’s candy when it happened

Goose, just spookier @augustagoose.bsky.social · 17h

I’m no longer vintage, I guess I’m antique

Goose, just spookier @augustagoose.bsky.social · 18h

Also a good name for a rap battle

Goose, just spookier @augustagoose.bsky.social · 18h

Since you’re my therapist, I’m just glad my copay is accepted in emojis

Goose, just spookier @augustagoose.bsky.social · 18h

😂🤌

Goose, just spookier @augustagoose.bsky.social · 18h

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Goose, just spookier @augustagoose.bsky.social · 18h

You are!!! 😍😘

Goose, just spookier @augustagoose.bsky.social · 18h

I’m not sharing my emceefigloaf. Just sayin’

Goose, just spookier @augustagoose.bsky.social · 19h

YESSSSSS PLEASE! ❤️❤️❤️🫶😘

Goose, just spookier @augustagoose.bsky.social · 19h

Just heard The White Stripes on a classic rock station, and now I’m old and cranky.