Reposted by ashRachel @slightlycaustic.bsky.social · 07/10/2026The devil on my shoulder is nicer than me. 65220
Reposted by ashBrosephine so scary 🎃 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 15hYou can’t please all the people all the time, but a lot of people suck. I wouldn’t worry about it. 28639
Reposted by ashrichie @theregoesrichie.bsky.social · 23h“have a great der” he said as he left the dry cleaner and then proceeded to beat the shit out of himself for the rest of the der 38134
Reposted by ashrichie @theregoesrichie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026it’s always your ocd is driving us nuts never thanks for keeping us safe from unforeseen disasters with your uncanny pattern recognition 522476
Reposted by ashMal a BOO 👻 @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 10hSomewhere between it’s nothing and there’s nothing left of me. 03914
ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 10hWait, you actually talk on the phone like to another person. Is that even possible? 😆 110
Reposted by ashMr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 11hAnthony Kiedis showed up at my house and ate all my Arby’s. 128328
Reposted by ashMr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 18hYou can’t hurt my feelings, I live in Winnipeg. 76325
ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 12hLicks the frosting off a cupcake and offers you a muffin. <affectionately> 27326
Reposted by ash☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️ @captantagonist.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Clusterfuck! At The Disco 1133
Reposted by ash☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️ @captantagonist.bsky.social · 14hEvery month can be spooky month if you're scared of calendars. 0228
Reposted by ashShade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 13hher: is that your fifth pudding? me: yeah but they're protein puddings 35119
ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 13hYou deserve good. I'm confused by good. I understand exactly what you're saying ❤️ 120
Reposted by ashgeist, now with double the hauntings @prettyvulgar.bsky.social · 14hhere’s the thing: when you’ve had a lot of bad things happen to you, no matter what changes, you keep expecting another bad thing to happen to you and when good things finally do happen for you, you don’t know what do with yourself 1913325
Reposted by ashCosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 16hthe same motherfuckers who complain the loudest about someone dropping the ball are never there to catch it themselves 05017
Reposted by ashCosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 16hwaking from a beautiful dream and clinging to the feelings it left behind like my life depends on it 25724
Reposted by ashrebar mcentire? @rebarmcentire.bsky.social · 18hthat's it everyone into the melter, I'm sick of your shenanigans 75111
Reposted by ashJack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 16hPSA: I took a fire safety class at work and they told me to NOT use fire to fight fire. 59641
Reposted by ash(spoo)key @lefttwix.com · 16hgetting the contents of my head scooped out like a pumpkin becoming a jack-o-lantern could fix me 210449
Reposted by ashGreg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 20hdreamt my phone was just a glowing rectangle shrieking at me, i hope that’s not a sign 811245
Reposted by ash🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 20hI shouldn't have filled that piñata with cocaine these kids don't know how to share 711043
Reposted by ashchris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 19hSelect your sadness off of the drop down menu. If "other," please provide a brief description. 88934
Reposted by ash(spoo)key @lefttwix.com · 05/10/2026some of you have never said a hip-hop, the hippie to the hippie, the hip, hip-a-hop and you don't stop rockin' to the bang, bang the boogie, say up jump the boogie to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat and it shows 1015947
Reposted by ashJames Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 23hAs one ages, waking up stiff isn't as exciting as it used to be. 44518
Reposted by ashJohn Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 16hHell, I'd be happy if we were only marginally fucked. 06430
Reposted by ashSkinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 17hHot singles in your area want to eat your still beating heart 813253
Reposted by ashCorduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 18hThey should sell pre-twisted panties for those who want to get upset in a predictive manner 13616
Reposted by ashturkeyteeth008.bsky.social @turkeyteeth008.bsky.social · 17hMy madness is often sponsored by copious amounts of coffee. 054
Reposted by ashDoubleTrouble @badboybill69.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Posts so bad they cause the internet to crash 12112
Reposted by ashKellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 17hFinish your plate, there are people starving for attention 115862