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@ashhull.bsky.social
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A caffeinated sad clown now: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaalyyxhyda6q Later: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaak4zqeebpfa

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Rachel @slightlycaustic.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The devil on my shoulder is nicer than me.
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Brosephine so scary 🎃 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 15h
You can’t please all the people all the time, but a lot of people suck. I wouldn’t worry about it.
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richie @theregoesrichie.bsky.social · 23h
“have a great der” he said as he left the dry cleaner and then proceeded to beat the shit out of himself for the rest of the der
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richie @theregoesrichie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
it’s always your ocd is driving us nuts never thanks for keeping us safe from unforeseen disasters with your uncanny pattern recognition
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SpecialKimtamine™ 🚩🏴‍☠️🇮🇹🇺🇸🦈 @lorazekim.bsky.social · 10h
Hey. The void says hi
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Mal a BOO 👻 @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 10h
Somewhere between it’s nothing and there’s nothing left of me.
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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 10h
Wait, you actually talk on the phone like to another person. Is that even possible? 😆
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 11h
Anthony Kiedis showed up at my house and ate all my Arby’s.
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 18h
You can’t hurt my feelings, I live in Winnipeg.
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 15h
explain it to me like I'm dead
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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 12h
The day and the dark all caught up.
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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 10h
Get that squirrel kitty. 😂
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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 10h
Looks like judgement.😂
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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 10h
Yes! Please. 😀
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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 10h
Fine, I'll troll me. Its shouldn't be too hard. 😆
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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 10h
Are you trolling me? ☠️😆
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smillz-o-lantern @righttwix.com · 12h
hold on where was waldo exactly?
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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 12h
Licks the frosting off a cupcake and offers you a muffin. <affectionately>
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☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️ @captantagonist.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Clusterfuck! At The Disco
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☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️ @captantagonist.bsky.social · 14h
Every month can be spooky month if you're scared of calendars.
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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 13h
her: is that your fifth pudding? me: yeah but they're protein puddings
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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 13h
Embrace it. 🤗
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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 13h
You deserve good. I'm confused by good. I understand exactly what you're saying ❤️
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geist, now with double the hauntings @prettyvulgar.bsky.social · 14h
here’s the thing: when you’ve had a lot of bad things happen to you, no matter what changes, you keep expecting another bad thing to happen to you and when good things finally do happen for you, you don’t know what do with yourself
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 16h
the same motherfuckers who complain the loudest about someone dropping the ball are never there to catch it themselves
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 16h
waking from a beautiful dream and clinging to the feelings it left behind like my life depends on it
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rebar mcentire? @rebarmcentire.bsky.social · 18h
that's it everyone into the melter, I'm sick of your shenanigans
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Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 16h
PSA: I took a fire safety class at work and they told me to NOT use fire to fight fire.
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(spoo)key @lefttwix.com · 16h
getting the contents of my head scooped out like a pumpkin becoming a jack-o-lantern could fix me
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 20h
dreamt my phone was just a glowing rectangle shrieking at me, i hope that’s not a sign
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 20h
I shouldn't have filled that piñata with cocaine these kids don't know how to share
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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 19h
Select your sadness off of the drop down menu. If "other," please provide a brief description.
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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 16h
😆
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(spoo)key @lefttwix.com · 05/10/2026
some of you have never said a hip-hop, the hippie to the hippie, the hip, hip-a-hop and you don't stop rockin' to the bang, bang the boogie, say up jump the boogie to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat and it shows
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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 23h
As one ages, waking up stiff isn't as exciting as it used to be.
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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 16h
Wish you were! 🙂
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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 16h
Hell, I'd be happy if we were only marginally fucked.
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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 16h
It was supposed to be scary. Damn it! 😆
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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 16h
Fresno <hell> 😆
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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 16h
You say, Hi. I say..Boo. October mood.
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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 16h
🤗
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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 16h
Are we ever going to get fall weather? Ugh
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 17h
Hot singles in your area want to eat your still beating heart
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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 18h
They should sell pre-twisted panties for those who want to get upset in a predictive manner
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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 17h
My pleasure. ☺️
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turkeyteeth008.bsky.social @turkeyteeth008.bsky.social · 17h
My madness is often sponsored by copious amounts of coffee.
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
they should make a bedtime coffee
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 19h
may you safely survive not checking yourself
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DoubleTrouble @badboybill69.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Posts so bad they cause the internet to crash
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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 17h
Finish your plate, there are people starving for attention
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