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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Roses are red Lemons are tart I like you more Than unicorn farts

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Evil Alice @evilalicesg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I’ll write poems about you tho

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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Never underestimate the healing power of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Tickets are still available for the moment I start giving a shit.

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Evil Alice @evilalicesg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I wish the dinosaurs had eaten you!

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Evil Alice @evilalicesg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

But, did you get a golden ticket?

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Here.. You can scream into my pillow if you need too.

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Ambooooorino 👻 @nellieadjacent.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I don't think my lucky shirt will fix this

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I would go out, but my life is jam packed with nothing to do and not enough time to do it.

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Evil Alice @evilalicesg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I’m an addict, i can’t stop eating hot honey cheese puffs!!

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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

It’s not you it’s me I say, looking in the mirror.

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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I will always stand my ground, but maybe I’ll just take a seat first.

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Evil Alice @evilalicesg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I got to be the teacher today! That’s always a good time!

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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I won't stand for this because I have shitty knees.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The world is a better place when the Sox and Yankees hate each other’s guts

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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

90% of the time I put the pill in my mouth and then realize there is no water within a 100-mile radius

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

hey kids, if any of you have a reverse uno card that you could play for humanity that’d be great

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Evil Alice @evilalicesg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

What would you put in your backpack?🎒

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🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

dont freak out but i think this is supposed to be the good part

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Jooli-AHH! Boolia 👻🍂🎃 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

*seductively gives the fuck up*

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crabbydaddy dave @crabbydaddy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

the problem with pet fish is you can’t pet fish

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betty I guess @crimebrulee69.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

calling my clinical depression girlish whismy to get through these cold winter months

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Evil Alice @evilalicesg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Wasn’t hungry for dinner but ask me again at 1030pm

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PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

You wanna make things complicated?

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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 29/09/2026

an app that tells you what all the keys in your junk drawer are for

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Don't bother asking me what time it is. It's nap time. It's always nap time.

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Sunlit @sunblissful.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

So many dragonflies just doing their thing just living #poetry

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Mad Martinet @mfdumass.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

A message in a bottle The same one Hope it reaches you

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Evil Alice @evilalicesg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I’m the kinda girl that gets excited when you say “i kinda want to cut your clothes off with a knife!”

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

you killed my vibe. prepare to die

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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I've started on a glp-1. Not to lose weight but because they're now more affordable than groceries.

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Evil Alice @evilalicesg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Sad i didn’t get Dexter-ed this weekend!!

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✮⋆˙Sunny⋆˚꩜｡ @puppydogcottage.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I love it when a song has a Spooky and Nefarious beat

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Evil Alice @evilalicesg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I’ve been way too productive for a Saturday!

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Lizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I wanna be on a reality television show so I can blame all of my bad behavior on editing

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

explain it to me in a gibberish that i can understand

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Evil Alice @evilalicesg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

We saved a dummy in the code blue today!

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Wake me up when breakfast is ready.

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 26/09/2026

debris would make a lovely name for a girl

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

i’m just a bunch of random events held together by meaningful coincidences

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ɐʇǝǝɹʎs @phantomsspleen.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

emotional girth

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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

mutual masturbation and crafts

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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 26/09/2026

heavy petting in the back row of the struggle bus

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Nothing like the sincerity found in a good fuck you

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Under just the right lighting it looks like I have my shit together

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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Rage against the machine but the machine is my country

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