iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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Patrick LaForge @palafo.bsky.social · 6h

It’s the stupid, economy

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 5h

Here's the deal pollsters, if the polls are wrong again, we're not doing polls anymore. You'll have to get a job.

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River Side Casino @riversidecasino.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

You'll never guess who we just hired in our legal department!

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knth @paintedeel.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

Women only want one thing and it's disgusting

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Jerry @allhailjerry.myatproto.social · 16/10/2026

There are many brick and mortar Guitar Centers still open nationwide, but now they only sell Slash-approved top hats.

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Ambooooorino 👻 @nellieadjacent.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

Know what else didn't find me well? Your phone call.

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aric @aghastronaut.com · 16/10/2026

Everyone putting out bones so Tim Burton doesn't come to your house and make you watch Alice in Wonderland..

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

One Halloween, I fired off three (3) eggs broadside at the P&B bus as she passed me at 30mph. I just wanted to document this for historians.

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Buying my parents dinner then asking "ok are we square?"

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JonBenét Lambsy @lambelly.com · 15/10/2026

I feel like we need to regulate animatronic Halloween decorations

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Dave Cactus @davecactus.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

When I'm only 1/12 as hungry, I eat an inchlong hot dog.

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Daniel Kibblesmith @kibblesmith.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

They just sold me that bird.

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Nate's Scary Myth @natesmith.dev · 14/10/2026

In French they don’t say “no way!”, they say “and my ass, it’s made of chicken?” and I think that’s beautiful

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River Side Casino @riversidecasino.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

★ Review "A woman in the sauna told me she's been awake for 34 years." Ruth M., Dearborn Heights, MI

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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 14/10/2026

product idea: Costco Trail Mix: Oops! All M&Ms

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gwen 🌶️👹 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social · 13/10/2026

weighing the pros and cons of muting the word "girls"

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Pot Shop Boo @potshopboy.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

I couldn't find the hole on my belt just now. Good thing I don't have sex anymore.

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Gretchen @wokkax3.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Best thing I’ve seen all day

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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

According to the chiropractors of TikTok there's no acceptable position to sleep in. The only way to avoid neck & shoulder pain is to stay awake forever. If u lie down ur neck will spiral into a nautilus & they will condemn u. That bag of rocks u hear when u turn your head is your fault you lazy POS

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

saw a squirrel being raptured on my ring camera

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

i think it’d be cool if dr frankenstein moved in next door to me but i would write my name on all my body parts just to be safe

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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

they gotta stop using smoke to announce the new pope

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One Dog’s Opinion 🐾 @onedogsopinion.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

DOG: okay, but can AI do this? *follows you into the bathroom*

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⚰️👻 L.T. Sarcoph-Vargus, disgraced author 👻⚰️ @ltvargus.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

sorry I’m late I got stuck in my larval state

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Jerry @allhailjerry.myatproto.social · 13/10/2026

More than two weeks before Halloween, and already every store in town is sold out of William Fichtner costumes.

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Clare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Yes, I have seen the new Press Secretary, and though I appreciate your collective request to portray her now that Karoline is gone, I am genuinely unsure that my decade plus years of acting training will be sufficient to play the role of "Woman Just Realizing She Needs To Breathe In Order To Speak"

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Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

You're never too old for a ride on the swings except in many playgrounds.

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Jerry @allhailjerry.myatproto.social · 13/10/2026

If a white pickup truck using its turn signals is a sign of the apocalypse, I’ve got some news for ya

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aric @aghastronaut.com · 13/10/2026

Sorry I haven't been posting much. I am a Russian bot.

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Johnny McNulty @johnnymcnulty.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

AI is so powerful it made smoking uncool

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Jerry @allhailjerry.myatproto.social · 12/10/2026

Just finished my strongly worded letter to Gatorade over their interpretation of the word "fierce."

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Jerry @allhailjerry.myatproto.social · 12/10/2026

Pretty sure fascism isn't making it into any of my end-of-year top 10 lists.

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nige [ham] @sensualdad.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

wishing a happy birthday to the glass of water beside my bed

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Jerry @allhailjerry.myatproto.social · 12/10/2026

You’ll always remember what you were doing when you found out that @explodingpiano blocked me.

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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

My heart is a graveyard anyway wanna get tacos

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

When I was a kid and something bad happened I thought the universe was out to get me. Now that I’m older I realize that it's completely indifferent to me

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