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Jerry @allhailjerry.myatproto.social · 20/10/2026

Saw my coyote buddy out on the trail today. Neither of us has seen Digger but may still give it a chance.

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Jerry @allhailjerry.myatproto.social · 11/10/2026

Halloween decorations this year just blowing down the road, desensitizing us to the inevitable

Halloween decoration skull sitting in the middle of the road.

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Jerry @allhailjerry.myatproto.social · 10/10/2026

They agree that a single World Mental Health Day is not going to cut it.

Three good dogs snuggled together on a chair. They look a bit sleepy.

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Jerry @allhailjerry.myatproto.social · 08/10/2026

Notsa sur abouten dis candidate. Mesa notsa a fan of shesa husband.

Campaign graphic for Cali Binks. She is running for County Superintendent. Her slogan is "Bright Beginnings and Bold Futures."

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Jerry @allhailjerry.myatproto.social · 27/09/2026

Once again saw my coyote friend out on the trail. Closer examination of photo shows exposed, possibly threatening teeth. Also visible are poor decision-making skills of photographer

Coyote on walking trail in San Bernardino County. Looks healthy.

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Jerry @allhailjerry.myatproto.social · 26/09/2026

I already saw Coyote Vs Acme. Cut it out with the guerrilla marketing!

Healthy, big coyote cruising along a tree-lined path.

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Jerry @allhailjerry.myatproto.social · 17/09/2026

As long as Bluesky is focused on toxicity, can we talk about the toxicity of Bluesky making this shit pop up every damn day!

Pop-up add for Bluesky Group Chats that appears at least once a day.

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Jerry @allhailjerry.myatproto.social · 10/08/2026

I’m not sure what it’s like in your neighborhood but in mine the headless people can be real assholes.

A “clean up after your dog” yard sign with a graphic of a person holding a dog poop bag as they are walking their dog. The person has no head.

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Jerry @allhailjerry.myatproto.social · 11/06/2026

Shop at Kohl's for all the best Epstein-approved America 250 attire for your daughters.

A cropped "America" tee shirt for girls sold at Kohl's. The image is a bow wrapped around two cherry stems. The cherries dangle, quite testicle-like. It is not subtle.

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Jerry @allhailjerry.myatproto.social · 06/06/2026

When you need an image of a deer dressed like a contractor who’s painting your house, something absolutely essential to your ad and not at all confusing, you’re not gonna trust a human graphic artist!

Mailer ad. There is an AI image of lifelike deer with a human body painting a house.

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Jerry @allhailjerry.myatproto.social · 31/05/2026

Hey refrigerator. Who is the president?

Label from a hat of pickles. The label says “Dill Whole” beside an image of a smiling pickle wearing white gloves.

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Jerry @allhailjerry.myatproto.social · 30/05/2026

Seabirds awaiting their turn to eat a dead pigeon seems the perfect tribute to 2026

Various seabirds waiting for their turn to eat a dead pigeon washed up in the tide. Yum

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Jerry @allhailjerry.myatproto.social · 08/05/2026

During the Clarence Thomas confirmation hearings, the great James Alan McPherson would come to seminar each week, griping about Thomas’ many faults. One week, he came into class, slammed his newspaper on the table and said, “Clarence Thomas is a white man!” I miss McPherson every damn day.

James Alan McPherson in his signature hat. Photo by Tom Langdon.

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Jerry @allhailjerry.myatproto.social · 08/05/2026

Seems I was three feet away from you.

Wedding Present at The Lodge in Los Angeles

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Jerry @allhailjerry.myatproto.social · 08/05/2026

Had to deal with the haircut club at the beach today.

Three terns (I think) at Seal Beach. Each bird seems to be showing off a different hairstyle.

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Jerry @allhailjerry.myatproto.social · 10/04/2026

A rocket contrail seems the weirdest way to advertise a show that has been off the air since 2003

Rocket contrail after five minutes. It now appears to spell OZ in the sky

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Jerry @allhailjerry.myatproto.social · 16/03/2026

Bet you can't find the rabbit hiding behind the plant in this photo.

A rabbit sitting on a driveway. A tiny weed that barely conceals 1/20th of the rabbit.

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Jerry @allhailjerry.myatproto.social · 23/02/2026

Sometimes it's nice to remember the time a man and his miniature pony were lost in my neighborhood.

A man in jeans and navy sweatshirt standing on a suburban street corner while talking on his phone. Beside him is a miniature brown pony.

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Jerry @allhailjerry.myatproto.social · 21/02/2026

Typical for him to exaggerate by at least double.

DT with thumb and forefinger about 2.5 inches apart.

Photograph credit: Mandel Ngan/AFP/Getty Images

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Jerry @allhailjerry.myatproto.social · 18/02/2026

Just out of frame a horrified PA is holding Kid Rock's hat and knowing he will not get the necessary vaccination after filming ends.

Screencap of shirtless RFK Jr and Kid Rock working out. Kid Rock is struggling to ride a stationary bike while RFK Jr does pushups in the background.

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Jerry @allhailjerry.myatproto.social · 07/02/2026

Dildos thrown at ICE vehicles. Please make this @daviss.org photo win the Pulitzer!

Photo of many dildos being thrown at an ICE agent pickup.

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Jerry @allhailjerry.myatproto.social · 25/01/2026

To every one of you idiots who said the world can't get any worse, I offer this counterpoint.

Image of Lego Crocs. They are Crocs that look like red Lego bricks. Huge. At least twice the size of typical Crocs.

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Jerry @allhailjerry.myatproto.social · 24/01/2026

Over on alternate universe Bluesky, no one's heard of Minnesota...

Screenshot of Trending topics on Bluesky:
Trending

1. Tariffs
2. Wrexham AFC
3. Caturday
4. B-Movie Mania
5. Casablanca

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Jerry @allhailjerry.myatproto.social · 20/01/2026

What do I miss most about living in Iowa? It is definitely not working with the person who paid to have this personalized license plate.

Image of personalized Iowa license plate that reads HMWREKR

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Jerry @allhailjerry.myatproto.social · 07/01/2026

If you're here, it's near the bottom. Well, this is in the Apple App store. Not sure how Google works.

Image of Twitter/X as it appears in the Apple App store.

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Jerry @allhailjerry.myatproto.social · 30/12/2025

Things have gotten so lawless that we’re even letting people play the soprano sax in public parks.

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Jerry @allhailjerry.myatproto.social · 12/12/2025

Can two great religions coexist in these troubled times? Let’s go live to Jerry in Chino Hills for a special report…

Front yard Christmas decorations featuring a nativity scene flanked by inflatable Mickey and Minnie Mouse.

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Jerry @allhailjerry.myatproto.social · 22/11/2025

I can't find the Bible verse that accounts for this.

Inflatable Thanksgiving decoration. It is a brontosaurus wearing a top hat (not a pilgrim hat) and bow tie. "Happy Thanksgiving" is written on its side. The dinosaur's tail is wrapped around a pumpkin.

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Jerry @allhailjerry.myatproto.social · 11/11/2025

This is really all I want from life.

black and white photo of a navy seaman wearing a navy cap and aiming a machine gun at something out of the shot. A German shepherd stands beside him.

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Jerry @allhailjerry.myatproto.social · 07/11/2025

Sorry, sir. Even worse, the poster for the show got it wrong, skipping out on the "the" so people didn't think they were going to see The Babys Russia.