iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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Gian D’Oh @giandoh.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

“Yeah Ma, I’m not loving the carpentry thing but I’m kinda killing it as an influencer…. A shirt? Yeah of course I’m wearing a shirt.”

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nige [ham] @sensualdad.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

it’s only a crime of passion if i’m committing it

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nige [ham] @sensualdad.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to witness this rad kickflip

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nige [ham] @sensualdad.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

just upgraded my mental health subscription to Depression Plus™️

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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

🎵Mr milkman Milk me a man🎵

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EMCKAYVEE @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Hey, I saw you from across the fog-ridden bog and I really dig your vibe, please respond.

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Greeneville Zoo @greenevillezoo.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Our eagle hatchling accidentally imprinted on intern Gavin and now does nothing but smoke cigarettes in her nest and complain about management

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Greeneville Zoo @greenevillezoo.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Our new assistant zookeeper Astral has exposed the animals to mindfulness and meditation and thusly some of them have developed consciousness.

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cult papa @cult-papa.com · 25/09/2026

logging on

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Gemini: You will try to believe it’s butter and you will fail miserably.

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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

just published this one on Patreon and, I wont even lie, this one is FILTHY patreon.com/Darkdeeny

two sweaty milk bottles spilled on the ground and the title "here cums the milkman!"

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EMCKAYVEE @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Maybe she's born with it, maybe she's Mr. Bean

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nige [ham] @sensualdad.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

horny architects are always like, hey nice erection

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harpy @harpy.party · 21/09/2026

balling my fists and squeezing my eyes shut and finally blurting out: "i sucked off mothman. twice"

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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

It’s okay if not everyone procreates. Like really okay. Like really really really okay.

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inkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Me: [forgetting the word pineapple] one large fruit grenade please

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nige [ham] @sensualdad.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

i’ve been wearing a satin looney tunes themed vest ever since my wife left me for a magician

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nige [ham] @sensualdad.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

hate it when i’m reclining nude beside a secluded river and the local villagers start washing their clothes on my abs

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nige [ham] @sensualdad.bsky.social · 15/06/2023

i never know what to do when someone tries to fist bump me, so i just slowly put their fist in my mouth

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nige [ham] @sensualdad.bsky.social · 07/03/2024

i’m not allowed to drink monster energy anymore since that time i drank 5 in a row, tore off my mesh shirt and threw my dad over the house like a football

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nige [ham] @sensualdad.bsky.social · 04/01/2025

therapist: so what brings you to marriage counselling today? me: my angry wife

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nige [ham] @sensualdad.bsky.social · 14/12/2025

*slams fists on table* there was a two for one sale at the fist store

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nige [ham] @sensualdad.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

thought i saw a crow splashing about in our birdbath, but it was just dave navarro again

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nige [ham] @sensualdad.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

an alternate universe where drugs say it’s cool to do me

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Call me old-fashioned, but I believe that when the crops fail a human sacrifice is required

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Greeneville Zoo @greenevillezoo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Our beavers have been a lot less eager ever since IT clamped down on their access to what our furry friends claim are legitimate beaver-themed websites.

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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 19/09/2026

OH SHIT EUROPEANS, YOU CAN PREORDER MY BOOK!!!

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nige [ham] @sensualdad.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

happy 30th birthday to one of the greatest albums in existence

my hand holding the vinyl record of TOOL’s Ænema album, which was released 30 years ago.

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nige [ham] @sensualdad.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

*slipping the mcdonald’s cashier a crisp $20* make it with grimace meat

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River Side Casino @riversidecasino.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Please be nice to Carol in reception. Her parents released a sex tape.

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brent @murrman5.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

[responding to trash talk during pick up basketball game] my wife has a bad back so I doubt that happened

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

When I was 8, my best friend stole my boomerang and we got into a big fight. The next day his parents died in a car accident and I never saw him again. Jeff, if you’re reading this, I want my boomerang

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nige [ham] @sensualdad.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

always the flash mobber, but never the flash mobbee

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

The average human only uses 10% of their rizz

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

True Detective: Donkey Kong Country

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

got called a landlubber and I still haven't recovered

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Sorry I did the lambada with your mom at church on Sunday.

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Greeneville Zoo @greenevillezoo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Eagle-eyed visitors may have noticed that mice suddenly look delicious. Mouse-eyed visitors may have noticed that eagles are scary.

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

911: what is your emergency ME: there’s a fly in my house 911: hang tight sir we’re sending a swat team now

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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Picture Natalie Harp furiously spamming Ed Sheeran with texts, inviting him to do a special concert on the white house lawn with fellow hard rocker Kid Rock

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nige [ham] @sensualdad.bsky.social · 16/09/2026