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JonBenét Lambsy

@lambelly.com
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Living and eating burritos Computer science Detroit / Ann Arbor

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juno Rylee Schultz @junoryleejournalism.com · 11h
Begging for a job Begging for help I am struggling and need help I’m shy and don’t like doing video messages but I desperately need money I desperately need someone to hire me I desperately need income I am behind and struggling Paypal: juno(dot)stump(at)gmail ko-fi.com/junostump
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JonBenét Lambsy @lambelly.com · 21h
Republican uses incontrovertible logic to prove that trump is not just a good man, but a great man trying to rid the globe of corruption
Comment on nextdoor that says:

Thomas he does not even take a paycheck, nor does he need one. He could be traveling, playing golf, enjoying time with his SMART, (she knows like 5 languages), nor would she of married a thief, beautiful wife & grandchildren that just adore him, All of them. No, instead he is trying to rid the globe of corruption & put his very life on the line, BECAUSE ??????????
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JonBenét Lambsy @lambelly.com · 07/10/2026
I'd argue it goes against what bluesky was supposed to be. As a company I suppose they have to make some decisions about the content they allow on their service, but "rude" seems subject to interpretation.
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JonBenét Lambsy @lambelly.com · 07/10/2026
Sheryl Crow was right. Every day is a faded sign.
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JonBenét Lambsy @lambelly.com · 07/10/2026
My friend who died 7 years ago once described Wendy's hamburgers as slimy
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 06/10/2026
A little sneak preview of what you'll find when you open up THE LAST TEMPTATION OF BECK ... beckbook.com
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JonBenét Lambsy @lambelly.com · 05/10/2026
"rage against the machine" means supporting genocide and corpratist politics
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Erin Maye Quade @erinmayequade.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
For the last four years, I have said that Spencer Cox is the most dangerous aspiring Republican presidential candidate: he is an extremist who hides behind a calm demeanor. The exact pivot I think Republicans will want to make in 2 years. An example of extremism www.nytimes.com/2026/09/13/u...
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A Gender War Explodes in Utah Over the Courts, Abortion and Representation (Gift Article)
When Republicans tried to repeal a law that voters passed banning gerrymandering, they found an opposition that flew in the face of Utah women’s “tradwives” imagery.
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JonBenét Lambsy @lambelly.com · 05/10/2026
I feel like 70% of the horror movies I've seen were edited for content
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JonBenét Lambsy @lambelly.com · 03/10/2026
I am a lonely dreamer in a highway in the skies
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JonBenét Lambsy @lambelly.com · 02/10/2026
Man, I wish I could skateboard half as good as that dachshund on ig
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Team Ilhan @teamilhan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Deal with it. 🕶️
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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
who needs spatial awareness anyway
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JonBenét Lambsy @lambelly.com · 02/10/2026
Help Marlo!
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JonBenét Lambsy @lambelly.com · 02/10/2026
Had to clean a bunch of shit off my cats ass
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Michael @fleerultra.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
this is good, and there should be a lot more of this tbh. not just directed at the justices either. noah feldman should get a version of this for all the fucking pr he does for the conservative justices, eg. to say nothing of the more actively evil law profs and lower court judges and lawyers
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JonBenét Lambsy @lambelly.com · 30/09/2026
HOP WTR is the worst brand of hop water I've tried by far. Expensive and mediocre.
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JonBenét Lambsy @lambelly.com · 30/09/2026
One of the songs off liz phair's first album is titled, "Shane," and if anyone has ever dated a Shane it's gotta be exhile in guyville era liz phair.
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 30/09/2026
"How is this not an Onion headline" is the wrong question. That's the old question, from the old world, from the time of the Old Republic. The question now is, "How is reality now contained entirely within the paradigm of the Onion?"
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JonBenét Lambsy @lambelly.com · 30/09/2026
This guy I know accepted a job several hours away. He only has to be there three days a week usually, so he commutes to ohio and stays there for those three days.
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JonBenét Lambsy @lambelly.com · 30/09/2026
Probably not great that we made the dumbest guy in America our leader
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mike Rogers is a corporate sellout who moves back to Michigan every few years to run for office to take another swing at the revolving door of corporate politics.
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JonBenét Lambsy @lambelly.com · 28/09/2026
When I was like 10 or 11 my family went to a flea market and I bought a comb that looked like a switchblade. It had an alligator hilt.
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
we really need to start calling out these conservative christians for just straight up not believing in christianity. if you don’t believe christian teaching, nobody is forcing you to call yourself a christian! free yourself!
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JonBenét Lambsy @lambelly.com · 28/09/2026
It's annoying that on Voyager they can't decide whether the doctor can have multiple instances.
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Today I saw the new 4 hour documentary Musk, directed by Alex Gibney. There were too many times to count that a sold out theater burst out laughing at Elon Musk, something he said or did, even sometimes just how he looked. I believe that is his worst nightmare come to life.
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JonBenét Lambsy @lambelly.com · 28/09/2026
I'm watching the green Knight and idk how gawain found that motherfuckr without gps or any shit
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JonBenét Lambsy @lambelly.com · 27/09/2026
Rolling 1d20 to determine if I successfully use the communal latrine
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JonBenét Lambsy @lambelly.com · 27/09/2026
Cat meowing
Political add for some asdhole with the caption "benson open to statewide moratorium on data centers". The closed captioning reads "cat meowing"
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A provocative article in Rolling Stone titled "What some folks really mean when they claim to have never done the Humpty Hump."
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JonBenét Lambsy @lambelly.com · 27/09/2026
Guy that keeps using the word “thug” in a way that suggests he read way too much Ayn Rand.
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Daniel Gilmore @gilmored85.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
These results are indeed historic. Promise made, promise kept.
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Charles Louis Richter @richterscale.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i take an iced coffee to the job interview. while the interviewer is talking, i take a long sip from the straw, pulling the microfilm into my mouth. i lock eyes with the interviewer. we kiss deeply. the microfilm is no longer in my mouth. i return home through the checkpoint. it is berlin, 1970.
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Lynne Ann Morse @morselya.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#TimelineCleanse
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JonBenét Lambsy @lambelly.com · 26/09/2026
Mashed potato and apple sounds insane, but I really want to try this www.food.com/recipe/himme...
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Himmel Und Erde (Heaven and Earth) Recipe - Food.com
Posted for World Tour 2006, this is a traditional German accompaniment to sausages or pork dishes. The flavors meld quite a bit better than one unaccu
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JonBenét Lambsy @lambelly.com · 25/09/2026
Went to a large market a month ago where they had a pickle vendor. They had various pickled offerings including pickled eggs. I did not get the pickled eggs, and I’ve regretted it ever since.
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JonBenét Lambsy @lambelly.com · 25/09/2026
Brought a full Indian meal to an interview
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JonBenét Lambsy @lambelly.com · 25/09/2026
Cleaning cat shit off the floor
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Most riveting thing I've seen all week
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 25/09/2026
Well! I survived a day of the first @beckbook.com excerpt being out in the wild! Maybe I'll survive the book release, too!! beckbook.com
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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 24/09/2026
The Why Cheap Art? Manifesto, Bread & Puppet Theater, 1984
the WHY CHEAP ART? manifesto
PEOPLE have been THINKING too long that
ART is a PRIVILEGE of the MUSEMS & the
RICH.   ART IS NOT BUSINESS !
It does not belong to banks & fancy investors
ART IS FOOD . You cant EAT it BUT it FEEDS
you. ART has to be CHEAP & available to
EVERYBODY. It needs to be EVERYWHERE
because it is INSIDE of the WORLD.
ART SOOTHES PAIN !
Art wakes up sleepers !
ART FIGHTS AGAINST WAR & STUPDITY ! 
ART SINGS HALLELUJA!
ART IS FOR KITCHENS!
ART IS LIKE GOOD BREAD!
Art is like green trees!
Art is like white clouds in blue sky!
ART IS CHEAP!
HURRAH!
Bread & Puppet Glover, Vermont, 1984
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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
So anyway,
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"Tout Cela Ressemble à Gender," i holler as i overturn my uncle's Lenten supper table and turn the fruits de mer into fruits de Merde
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Molly White @molly.wiki · 23/09/2026
huh, I didn't realize Red Delicious apples were still such a large portion of US apple production via commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:US...
Average U.S. apple production from 2021 to 2025, measured in terms of 42-pound bushels. Red Delicious is at 14%, second only to Gala (18%) and other (19%)
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JonBenét Lambsy @lambelly.com · 23/09/2026
I am watching party down and the blonde guy from Veronica Mars is on there and the dad from Veronica Mars is on there and if Veronica Mars shows up I am going to have a panic attack
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Scott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
NYT has now independently corroborated all the major allegations against Susan Collins in the ProPublica report, including that investigators were prepared to move against her and then Trump intervened to shut it down. This put Trump in a position of exceptional and extortionate leverage over her.
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F.B.I. Shut Down Inquiry Into Top Ally of Senator Susan Collins
The inquiry was closed last year because senior bureau officials questioned the veracity of a campaign donor’s account, according to current and former officials.
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Matthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"Only by observing what Fox ignores do the contours of Trump’s second term — the dangerous incompetence, blatant corruption and cratering popularity — snap into focus." I wrote about the negative space in Fox News coverage. www.ms.now/opinion/fox-...
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Opinion | Fox News stars are going to new lengths to avoid bad news for Trump
Among the stories that have largely gone missing: the Iran war and the president’s cratering poll numbers.
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Skip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 22/09/2026
🍊😤💯
MY PRESIDENT IS A
MACHINE
THAT TURNS
Being
a crispy orange boi
INTO
a fashion statement
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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
it's so funny that the right wing is obsessed with making sure the rank and file hate this guy, meanwhile he's making pure evil companies pay back people they stole wages from
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