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Johnny McNulty

@johnnymcnulty.bsky.social
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Johnny McNulty @johnnymcnulty.bsky.social · 8m
Fucking is over. Latex glove filled with vaseline is now very, very good. Latex glove filled with vaseline has solved love.
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Johnny McNulty @johnnymcnulty.bsky.social · 1h
You're telling me a Pete hegged this Seth?
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Johnny McNulty @johnnymcnulty.bsky.social · 3h
I think we've identified some problems with basing society on the idea that a few men are real people and everyone else is usable property
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Sam Bergman @violanorth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Real lives are being destroyed and snuffed out every day that this policy is allowed to continue and the people who devised it are not in jail. I know we all know this, but I feel like it's important to say it from time to time.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 29/09/2026
Discworld QOTD, from Feet of Clay “They were men who felt that The Time Had Come. Regimes can survive barbarian hordes, crazed terrorists and hooded secret societies, but they're in real trouble when prosperous and anonymous men sit around a big table and think thoughts like that.”
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Johnny McNulty @johnnymcnulty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh you want to make college free for everyone? Heheh... even rich kids???? You want rich and poor kids to attend the same institutions without class distinctions? You idiot. You think if rich families use gov't services, it increases the pressure for those services to be good? You cretin. You freak.
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Johnny McNulty @johnnymcnulty.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
They fed AI my data and now it takes five to fifty days and an immense amount of guilt to start any project.
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Johnny McNulty @johnnymcnulty.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
great news, the man who ruined the world with a website you haven't visited in ten years is selling a pendant
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Johnny McNulty @johnnymcnulty.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The president farted real loud but there was no news there to capture it. We used to be a country.
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Tyler @electriceden92.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
As there is a new cat, so is there a new mouse. The cycle is unbroken
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Imani Gandy @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 20/09/2026
I just honestly can't get over that Save Women Sports, an anti-trans group could only find five trans athletes competing K through 12. Five. The NCAA president testified a year and a half ago or so that there were less than 10 college level trans athletes. What the fuck are we doing, people
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Johnny McNulty @johnnymcnulty.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I love these new 4DX podcasts where you can feel it when they get too close to the mic.
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Johnny McNulty @johnnymcnulty.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You miss 95% of the shots that are bad.
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Johnny McNulty @johnnymcnulty.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
There is a large class of people who want A LOT of credit for not literally being nazis and they WILL NOT help fight nazis unless you give them that credit up front. and power. and then they won't risk that by fighting.
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
ideally i would love to support minority rights but in this case the minority in question is a minority of the population, so it just isn't worth it, mathematically speaking
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Johnny McNulty @johnnymcnulty.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
AI doomers: what if the AI makes a bioweapon???? Omgggggg The US Secretary of Health and Human Services: that's right cucks look under your chairs I got you all smallpox
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Johnny McNulty @johnnymcnulty.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
There's nothing new in observing there are double standards in politics, but man, on one side you're allowed to literally be fucking dead.
Mitch McConnell, unable to speak or move and leaning against a microphone with his head.
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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 16/09/2026
“There’s no other nation, only Somali people in Guantanamo Bay, in the prison. And when we ask them why we are here, they tell us…Washington…ordered to keep Somali people in the Guantanamo Bay.” from @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
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The Trump administration is imprisoning Somali immigrants in Gitmo
“Nobody tell us that we’re going to Guantanamo Bay.”
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Stabbing Guy Meme

the pic is done in a somewhat realistic cartoon/animated style

on the left is a man with brown hair, brown mustache, and orange shirt. he has both arms raised out in front of him as if to ward off or defend against an attacker. this man has text over his head that reads "Me trying not to eat a bunch of cheese"

on the right is another man and he looks like a straight up bad apple. he is wearing blue jeans and a lighter blue 3/4 zip (i am estimating here). he has blonde hair and a blonde goatee but he has the traditional male pattern baldness. he looks to be advancing towards the defending man and in his right hand, he is holding a knife threateningly. this man also has text laid over him that reads "A bunch of cheese"
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Jeremy Schulman @jeremyschulman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The Trump administration is imprisoning Somali immigrants in Gitmo, reports @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social
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The Trump administration is imprisoning Somali immigrants in Gitmo
“Nobody tell us that we’re going to Guantanamo Bay.”
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"60 Minutes. More like 60 viewers!"
Statler and waldorf
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Johnny McNulty @johnnymcnulty.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I've fucked up a lot in life, but I've never been forced to explain to the gentleman from Louisiana why I loosened the rules on bestiality.
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
learned a hell of a lot more about what all this "rogue a.i." nonsense is all about from this piece (esp. in conjunction with the doctorow essay) than I did from the breathless coverage I've been seeing on MS-NOW and elsewhere
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gwen pepperoni 🏳️‍⚧️🤘🏼🍕 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social · 15/09/2026
this is getting funnier with every Irish act that drops out of the tour citing their Irishness as a major factor in their support for Palestine
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Johnny McNulty @johnnymcnulty.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
You don't necessarily need to become pro-Macklemore. It is sufficient to be anti-Sheeran.
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Johnny McNulty @johnnymcnulty.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Maybe it will happen on the ides of September
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Johnny McNulty @johnnymcnulty.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
So... which frat are we talking about, exactly?
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jawanaka.bsky.social @jawanaka.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Relevant again
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Johnny McNulty @johnnymcnulty.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Sitting perfectly still, taking taxpayer funded healthcare, taking it away from others. A serene, unchanging rictus. Mitch McConnell has achieved conservative nirvana.
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Sam (ABeardedPanda) @abeardedpanda.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
If there's a common thread to a lot of the people Russia likes to connect with as part of this chud internationale thing, it's that they really like people who hate LGBTQ+ issues
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Johnny McNulty @johnnymcnulty.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
the sexual counter-revolution will, in fact, be televised
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Johnny McNulty @johnnymcnulty.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I would not be entirely distraught if AI forces us to Battlestar it and unplug the entire Internet. I bet I would get some errands done.
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Johnny McNulty @johnnymcnulty.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Maybe the "alignment problem" is that we haven't arrested anyone at OpenAI for the crimes their programs have already committed. I think we'd find safety suddenly way more important and possible.
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Johnny McNulty @johnnymcnulty.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It is time to discuss the Battlestar Galactica solution to AI: 1) We make everything as analog as possible and outlaw networked computers 2) We re-watch BSG because it's good
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
sorry, but torturing the omelas kid is just a smart move, polling-wise. i personally wish there wasn't a kid in the omelas hole--of course i do!--but let's not get distracted by purity tests, here.
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Johnny McNulty @johnnymcnulty.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Could the Big Stealing Machine be stealing from you? Probably not, says CEO Rob Theft
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Johnny McNulty @johnnymcnulty.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
What about saying "fold the phone" like "hold the phone" are we all middle aged enough for that
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Johnny McNulty @johnnymcnulty.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
New Object Available For Purchase is the last monoculture we have
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
fuck, the woman at the mechanic just autozoned me
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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The Roaring 20s are back baby, everyone is still mentally ill from a plague and a war, importing Canadian booze is illegal, James Carville is alive
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Nancy 9/7/26 … Happy Labor Day 🛠️
8 Hours for Work, 8 Hours for Rest, 8 Hours for What We Will. Based on a screenprint by Ricardo Levins Morales after the organizing work done by Robert Owen.
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Johnny McNulty @johnnymcnulty.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Since time immemorial, humanity has been forced to depict food that looks good. No longer!
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Jason Scott @textfiles.com · 05/09/2026
You know, honestly, more than monetary donations, if somebody worked at a company that had access to a lot of 18 terabyte and larger hard drives and could talk to us, that's where we are really suffering. The internet archive has no special priority in buying hard drives and those things are insane.
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Bazecraze @bazecraze.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
“Hey, I’m Ronald Flump, the new trainee! So what do you guys think of the CEO?”
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Sarah gw @sgigwolf.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Not exaggerating to say i am a scientist because of this museum 😭
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💥 @dynamoe.bsky.social · 13/05/2024
If you still use your #MadMenYourself avatar despite aging a decade and it no longer looking like you, I can help. I designed all the art elements for the defunct avatar-maker on the AMC site. I can recreate and update your avatar (at a higher resolution)— $50 email me on nobodyssweetheart.com
Mad Men Yourself Avatar High-Res UpdateMad Men Yourself Avatar High-Res Update
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Johnny McNulty @johnnymcnulty.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
AI this AI that ay I'm walkin' here
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☀️ @stel.energy · 04/09/2026
this directly contravenes the state constitution. proposition 1 passed in 2024 prohibits institutional discrimination based on gender identity. trans kids are people and have the right to medical care. dr. jess ting at mount sinai is in the epstein files.
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Johnny McNulty @johnnymcnulty.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
AI people: we take the risks very seriously. Don't want a paperclip scenario on our hands. also AI people: we designed it so avoiding a bad grade from a human is more important than anything else. Sure, yes, killing everyone would technically accomplish that but...
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