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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 17/03/2026
yes, renewable energy is woke and soy. it's gay and feminine to not have to pay the electric company every month. it's unmanly to drive a sedan that handles like a sports car. you're not an alpha if you don't owe your life and livelihood to the CEO of exxon
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Reporting all my boss's emails as phishing 😂 she's going to prison 🤣
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
heartwarming video of man who just received cochlear implant hearing the video of the lady who fell and hurt herself stomping grapes on the news for the first time
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Doug Mack @douglasmack.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
not the main issue here but i'd really appreciate it if democratic politicians spoke out in support of big-city life and culture with the same energy and reverence that all politicians have for small towns los angeles is "real america" and so are all the other big cities the president hates
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Jane @jane.meangirls.online · 09/06/2025
this is such a good representation of American Christianity
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wendyrock.bsky.social @wendyrock.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Grandson wants to watch this movie he found.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Aside from the obvious direct harm, what's so irritating is that a handful of spoiled ignorant assholes are breaking things that we all built together. They weren't content to own almost everything, they had to wreck what little they didn't own. It's vandalism on a mass scale and has to be punished
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 15/02/2025
in the 70s my grandad would hand me $3 to go down to the corner store to buy him smokes and the new issue of beaver hunt and i could still get a pack of devil dogs and a yoo-hoo with the change
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 16/02/2025
hey for anyone who might want to actually own their kindle books instead of renting them, or who might be thinking of switching to kobo etc and will want to convert them to epubs, you now only have one week before amazon kills your ability to download its ebooks www.theverge.com/news/612898/...
theverge.com
Amazon’s killing a feature that let you download and backup Kindle books
It’s bad if you like to keep ebook backup copies.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
I'd also add @marisakabas.bsky.social's The Handbasket to the nice list at the end there. Vital reporting. A good profile here: apnews.com/article/inde...
apnews.com
The power of independent journalism: From her Brooklyn apartment, she 'scooped' the nation's media
Independent journalists live outside the mainstream and their numbers are growing. They have just had a big moment: a woman working from her kitchen in Brooklyn broke a big story about the Trump admin...
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knth @paintedeel.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
minor league pitcher Pete Legs dies after getting a big whiff of his own ass. he was 23
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
If the FAA director got fired over a business beef AND there was an air traffic controller hiring freeze despite huge shortages AND a chaotic blitz to hollow out federal bureaucracy, and then within a week the first American airliner crashes in 16 years, you would be insane not to talk about it all.
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
CONSERVATIVES: indoctrination is evil ALSO CONSERVATIVES: everyone must pledge allegiance to the flag, read the Bible, pray to a white Christian god, only use their gender assigned at birth, only use bathrooms that are designated for their gender at birth, be heterosexual, and absolutely spineless
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Ceej @ceejoyner.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
salesman told me if I bought the Nordic poles for walking I'd also need them to keep the ladies off me
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phil @philjamesson.com · 29/06/2024
"free in-store pickup?" yeah. thats what store is.
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 28/01/2025
watching peoples different mosh pit styles is exactly like watching different dogs play together at the dog park
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nose @lightblanket.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Will you excuse me my foot skin is rejecting my sock
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ceej @ceej.online · 29/02/2024
draping the modesty cloth over my sinful washing machine, so that god need not gaze upon its frothing, sensual innards
amazon product image for some sort of cloth covering for a washing machine
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
this guy who just called my cybertruck stupid is lucky the doors won't open until i finish installing the new fart sounds update
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Mike McMahan @mikemcmahan.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
We can finally look and smell like this super hunk.
Hair product being advertised with the shriveled, ballsack visage of the evil emperor from Star Wars: good old Sheev Palpatine.
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Lyric Rivera | NeuroDivergent Rebel @neurodivergentrebel.substack.com · 24/01/2025
Reports of Navajo people being detained in immigration sweeps sparks concern from tribal leaders The DOJ argued in court that Indigenous people don’t have birthright citizenship, even though they have for 100 years azmirror.com/2025/01/24/r...
azmirror.com
Reports of Navajo people being detained in immigration sweeps sparks concern from tribal leaders
The DOJ argued in court that Indigenous people don't have birthright citizenship, even though they have for 100 years
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
HE WAS LOOKING KIND OF FUN WITH A 3D PRINTED GUN AND A HAT WITH AN L ON THE FOREHEAD
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Recipe book cover mockup. Vibrant photo of food ona slate grey counter. Tomatoes, limes, street tacos, a red enamel skillet with beans, chili peppers, salsa, corn tortillas stuffed with picadillo. A graphic effect in the center appears to reveal text by tearing this photo. The text reads "HOW TO COOK LIKE THE PEOPLE YOU JUST DEPORTED Authentic ethnic flavors for bigots who don't deserve them"
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Teen Vogue @teenvogue.com · 21/01/2025
As the transgender community continues to fight for civil rights in the U.S., one of the most common arguments against progress is that transgender people are a recent phenomenon. But it’s a fight that’s been happening here for decades and around the world for centuries. ⤵️
teenvogue.com
People Have Had Non-Binary Genders for Thousands of Years
It's nothing new.
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wendyrock.bsky.social @wendyrock.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Someone built a giant snow peen outside my work and it got kicked over, only the balls remain.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 11/01/2025
‘We Must Protect The Pure Aryan Bloodline,’ Says Child After 9 Minutes Of Unsupervised Facebook Access
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‘We Must Protect The Pure Aryan Bloodline,’ Says Child After 9 Minutes Of Unsupervised Facebook Access
PEABODY, MA—Having discovered the social media website open on his father’s unattended laptop, local 6-year-old Oliver Sherman stated “We must protect the pure Aryan bloodline” Friday after nine minut...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/01/2025
Jealous Trump Throws Own State Funeral To Upstage Carter’s theonion.com/jealous...
Jealous Trump Throws Own State Funeral To Upstage Carter’s
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The Onion @theonion.com · 08/01/2025
Man Dies After Secret 4-Year Battle With Gorilla theonion.com/man-die...
Man Dies After Secret 4-Year Battle With Gorilla
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Dishwasher is broken. Using a fireplace poker and barbecue tongs to eat spaghetti off a wall clock
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The Hard Times @thehardtimesnews.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Mark Zuckerberg, Recipient of World's First Rat Penis Transplant, Announces Meta Will Stop Fact Checking thehardtimes.net/culture/mark...
thehardtimes.net
Mark Zuckerberg, Recipient of World's First Rat Penis Transplant, Announces Meta Will Stop Fact Checking
Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg, medical pioneer who received the world's first experimental rat penis transplant, announced today that the social media juggernaut would stop fact checking.
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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 23/09/2024
Trying to imagine what it'd take for me to yell at a server. Like if I ordered an omelette and they brought me a bowl of rats? But I'd probably still just be like "I'm sorry, you seem to have brought me someone else's bowl of rats."
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Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
New year, same old me.
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Outspoken™️ @out5p0ken.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
“I’ve never had a cartoon killed because of who or what I chose to aim my pen at. Until now.” Why Ann Telnaes quit her editorial cartoonist job at the Washington Post and why she’s my newest hero anntelnaes.substack.com/p/why-im-qui...
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
An unidentified gravitational force is pulling us towards a massive cluster of galaxies. I don’t have time for your shit, Todd
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Jamie 1947 @jamie1947.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Well I heard there was a secret sound/ the boys all make when they’re back in town
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Who was in charge of font spacing for this episode of MR. ED?
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 13/12/2024
its so wild when theres a 40 minute long youtube called "Holy Shit You Can Actually See Wario's Ass With This New Glitch" and the first 30 minutes of it go "Let's start at the beginning. Nintendo was actually a playing card company," etc, and they dont even show the ass at all
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alexandra @bigmoodenergy.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
here come old laptop he come bootin up slowly he got broken touchpad he need one more update he got no space on this pc one thing i can tell you its got no warranty
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The Onion @theonion.com · 26/12/2024
Everyone In Restaurant Jealous Of Toddler Who Gets To Wear Pajamas And Watch iPad theonion.com/everyone-in-...
Everyone In Restaurant Jealous Of Toddler Who Gets To Wear Pajamas And Watch iPad
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Scorpio: This is the week you find the Golden Ticket!! Prepare yourself for the unimaginable delights of the Bridgestone manufacturing plant in LaVergne, Tennessee.
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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 11/05/2023
I.... do not understand how electricity works
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 19/12/2024
i recall a time when using a private email server was the single greatest scandal in american history. i guess today’s it’s just tuesday www.politico.com/news/2024/12...
politico.com
Trump's transition is happening over private emails. Federal officials are nervous.
Agencies are weighing in-person requirement for sensitive data.
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
yes, next question.
an article in the NYT called "is it fair to judge a friend by the way she voted?"
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Banker: You're sure you want a reverse mortgage & get how it works? Me (imagines bank making huge unaffordable payments to me for years): Yes
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Jason @longwall26.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
That toddler on a leash at the mall might be an unstoppable killing machine. You don’t know
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/12/2024
First Neuralink Implant Recipient Successfully Performs Depraved Sexual Acts On Elon Musk theonion.com/first-neural...
Our Annual Year 2024

First Neuralink Implant Recipient Successfully Performs Depraved Sexual Acts On Elon Musk

-The Onion
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Jo @whatsjo.bsky.social · 04/06/2023
If an animal kills me in the wild, please take its picture with my body
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