nose @lightblanket.bsky.social · 12/05/2026I saw a duck paddle into the current & then get carried away at incredible speed & it made me laugh pretty hard, but unfortunately did not get a video of that. Here’s just some water 5511
nose @lightblanket.bsky.social · 29/03/2026I went to take a picture of this moth(?) & a squirrel popped its head out like Can I help you 3480
nose @lightblanket.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Guy in the woods trying to climb a tree in jeans…classic “that’s his business” situation 2531
nose @lightblanket.bsky.social · 24/03/2026Had a dream Kevin Durant was sitting on my lap. He’s too big for that 1330
nose @lightblanket.bsky.social · 20/03/2026The neighbor who is drumming doesn’t know how but they are communicating their anger & that is something 1311
nose @lightblanket.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Where did I set that marshmallow. Marshmallow tracker 0210
nose @lightblanket.bsky.social · 03/03/2026I bet the stuff (pitch) from the pitch drop experiment would have unparalleled hold if you used it in your hair 1180
nose @lightblanket.bsky.social · 03/03/2026Mr Clean broke his soul into a billion pieces & that’s the magic in the magic eraser 28110
Reposted by nosecolorscolor @uglyjacket.bsky.social · 02/03/2026Presenting my new short film: “butt rubs” 0476
nose @lightblanket.bsky.social · 25/02/2026I was dreaming about a 4” pizza. If only that were possible 3330
Reposted by nosepork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 23/02/2026took a BLIZZARD WALK out on the parkway, saw some things 9536103
nose @lightblanket.bsky.social · 15/02/2026For the semiquincentennial pro sports leagues should make all shorts/pants look like acid washed denim 0120
nose @lightblanket.bsky.social · 13/02/2026The time has come. Texting my niece & asking if she’s ready to start LadiesMFAO with me 3354
nose @lightblanket.bsky.social · 11/02/2026There’s no need for me to look up whether “Jimmy Fallon once shot one of his writers in the leg” was just in my dream. I’ll assume that’s real 1281
nose @lightblanket.bsky.social · 11/02/2026Maybe instead of going live we should going love. This one’s for valentines 0444
nose @lightblanket.bsky.social · 10/02/2026Someone mentioned Laura loomer to me. I don’t think what’s on our screens should be brought into real life like that 0260
nose @lightblanket.bsky.social · 10/02/2026Catcalled while wearing cargo sweatpants. Not smart. How do you know I don’t have a gun in one of these pockets. A few guns. A gun for every pocket maybe 0380
nose @lightblanket.bsky.social · 10/02/2026If you tell me about some dumbass bet you made I don’t need to see receipts. I believe you. Let’s just get this interaction over with 1351
nose @lightblanket.bsky.social · 10/02/2026When I don’t post for a few days I am still on here 14 hours a day hiding muting and blocking 0300
nose @lightblanket.bsky.social · 06/02/2026When dogs get excited about me putting on a hat or sunglasses that’s not because it means we’re going outside, it’s that I look cool. They are fangirling. 0341
nose @lightblanket.bsky.social · 06/02/2026What if using earbuds that didn’t automatically pause when they fell out of my ears was the only thing keeping me humble. I mean it feels right. The music & actually the world should wait for me now that I think about it 1230
nose @lightblanket.bsky.social · 05/02/2026As a pedestrian if a car doesn’t let me cross I want them to see me appearing to cast a spell on them if they look in the the rear view 0231
nose @lightblanket.bsky.social · 05/02/2026I love when water tastes brand new. Someone should bottle new water 0170
nose @lightblanket.bsky.social · 05/02/2026I don’t invest in characters’ journeys ever since one died 0200
nose @lightblanket.bsky.social · 04/02/2026If thom yorke asked me to go swimming I probably wouldn’t go. Just the feeling I get listening to his music 1280
nose @lightblanket.bsky.social · 04/02/2026I thought I smelled skunk cabbage but I couldn’t see any. Don’t say “you’re just sweating weed” it’s possible but I doubt it 0150
nose @lightblanket.bsky.social · 03/02/2026I have a lot to think about today after I really looked great in suspenders in my dream last night 2280
Reposted by nose🐄🥚 @tweedle.bsky.social · 19/03/2024hubby: woah this soup rocks, what is it? me, time traveler who just brought back a sample of the primordial soup: apple 2558
nose @lightblanket.bsky.social · 30/01/2026How could a pro coach be younger than me, that’s ridiculous. How could they know anything when I was alive to see them baby 0290
Reposted by nosecolorscolor @uglyjacket.bsky.social · 29/01/2026He said I’m not allowed inside until all of his favorite spots are cleared 1536
nose @lightblanket.bsky.social · 29/01/2026Guy who used to circle the block looking for parking every morning , your car was in my dream 20 years later. Those subwoofers were worth it 0240
nose @lightblanket.bsky.social · 29/01/2026I will rip that sticker straight off your bill I swear to god. I will put my hands on your new era 0230
nose @lightblanket.bsky.social · 28/01/2026Had to force quit Patreon because it was giving my phone a haptic heartbeat. Innovative app 0160
nose @lightblanket.bsky.social · 28/01/2026Please do not Caps letters in my email addresses I can’t stand to see them like that 0150
nose @lightblanket.bsky.social · 27/01/2026I hate myself for posting “What’s up?” at every moment. No I will not add a picture 0220
nose @lightblanket.bsky.social · 27/01/2026I feel like they don’t show cheerleaders like they used to during football games. I always laughed at the slow motion hair flipping but now I feel like give the girls their moment, if they’re there, come on 2230
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