iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 13h

Oh wow, gosh, you "voted for him but didn't vote for this" huh. Sounds like you're pretty fuckin' shitty at voting, maybe you should stop.

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joe @shariauncle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

increasingly feels like my Perfectly Fine liberal arts education was an artifact grabbed fleeing a burning temple

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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Tired: I’m just waiting for “it” to happen. Wired: It happened months ago and they aren’t telling us.

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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

When they say “AI is the future” the quiet part they’re not saying is “and the future will suck ass.”

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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Whenever I’m looking for a reason to party, I go straight to my position on data centers.

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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Finally watched Mary Reilly for some reason, my review is I fell asleep in the third act and had a dream I was ordering a margarita then woke up and was mad the dream wasn’t real.

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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Finally actually read 1984 and listen, I don’t know if I’m the first to say this, but it’s kind of Orwellian.

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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

ACLU sidewalk recruiter stopped me and I told him I’m already a member, he said “I thought I could see your halo” and I said “I’m glad you could sense the decency exuding from me.” I feel like we were both making fun of each other and I’m glad.

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RiffTrax @rifftrax.com · 25/09/2026

The poster art for our new riff was made by @mkupperman.bsky.social - you can just feel the island zombie vibes! www.rifftrax.com/island-of-th...

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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I’m sorry, but if you’re conducting an interview - any damn interview at all - and you don’t offer coffee or water to the interviewee, you’re disqualified from hiring people.. It’s not hard, people. I’ll need the beverage to wash down the wet sloppy burrito I’m bringing to eat with my hands.

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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Guys, we're only 26 years into this century. You're coming off a little desperate.

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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

This is wild new information, I was always taught at Boy School that the teen girls in old Beatles footage were screaming because someone asked them to do math.

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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I don't think people should be allowed to post the "Mr. Autumn Man" Onion thing when it's going to be 90 where I live today. I'm sorry but it's hurtful and that's just how I feel.

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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Thanks entirely to MTV, bands as weird as Primus and the Butthole Surfers were briefly household names even in my tiny hometown. That’s power, baby! Ain’t nobody got that MTV power now.

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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Every generation thinks it will be the last, but they were obviously all dummies because we’re still here. We’re right about it this time though, because, y’know, look around, I mean c’mon.

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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

At last, the thrilling finale! We've been working our way through this serial since approximately 1941, when it was released.

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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

"What are my politics? Well I look at gas prices, then I google to see who the president is now so I can be mad at them." - most people

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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Here, let me use “fart left” in a sentence: “The president’s fart left a big mess.”

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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I still think about how when I was there earlier this year the Twins’ ballpark sold $2 beers, 3 per customer, before the first pitch. I tell Dodger fans about it in hushed, religious tones.

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Conor Lastowka @conorlastowka.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

This is a bowl of cereal featured in an upcoming RiffTrax movie. Wondering if anyone can identify what the hell type of cereal it might be. There is a box in the scene, but it is of Rice Krispies which this clearly is NOT. The movie was made in 1989.

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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I haven’t given money to the NYT for years but I still get their breaking news emails and whenever one comes I have a moment of “did it happen?” but it’s always like “Angie’s friends can’t get enough of these easy zucchini dippers.”

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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Overhearing a first date where the guy is angrily defending the quality of Keurig coffee… I fear this will be a short dance for you, my friend.

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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

The only record my dog ever seems to notice is Nilsson Schmlsson, and quite frankly he’s right.

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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

*sweating because there’s a police car behind me* They know, they know! They know we’re planning to park at CVS but walk to the used bookstore and then leave without making any purchases at CVS! Forget it, we gotta bail!!

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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

My instagram feed is suddenly all posts about whether the new Wolverine game is bad or not and I’m just Tommy Lee Jones in the Fugitive owning no Playstation of any kind going “I don’t care.”

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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

At last, a reason to not like Robert Kraft.

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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Took my dog to a new groomer who said he’s groomed 12,000 dogs but never met a dog named Cowboy before. Then he asked me how that word was spelled, like he had never heard it before. Still thinking about this.

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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

It’s funny how parents agonize over naming their kids something bully-proof. Mine didn’t notice they gave me the initials SHT. I got in trouble on an elementary school field trip putting them in for a high score on an arcade game and didn’t understand why.

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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

“Is social media addictive? Are smartphones addictive?” Come on, we all know the world was different before we were looking at these screens all the time. We all know they broke our brains and a lot of things got worse. We’re looking at them right now, you and I!

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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Um yeah, maybe instead of “touching base” and “circling back” we should be “touching grass” and “circling the wagons around the tiny elite class who oppress and exploit our every waking moment”

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SKELLYTON @pizzalawyer420.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

It's my lucky day

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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Now opening for Ed Sheeran: the undeniable entertainment sensation, AI actress Tilly Norwood!

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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

How the hell am I just now realizing Domhnall Gleeson is Brendan Gleeson’s son. This is a catastrophic failure of Me on a fundamental level. Who even am I.

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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Every time a website or app cheerfully introduces me to my new virtual AI assistant I grab it and drown it facedown in a shallow creek.

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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

🎶Ed Shee-ra-a-an Sheeran so far a-way-a-ay 🎶

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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

The Silmarillion was published 49 years ago today. If you’d like to read it, it’s in your grandfather’s garage in a damp box behind some empty aftershave bottles.

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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Look, even if the only character Stephen Root ever played was Bill Dauterive he should still have 20 awards by now.

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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I’ll admit it. I have probably never in my life been less ready for some football.

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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

The positive reaction to our MST3K: The Rifftrax Experiments premiere has been amazing. I went to the encore yesterday and saw a guy I hadn't seen in 10 years, with his family. He said he'd never seen his 10yo son laugh so hard at anything, and his 13yo daughter did an actual spit take. Hell yeah.

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Mektendo @mektendo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

We had to wait for the second showing, but it was well worth it! Loved the mix of MST3K-style jokes with some RiffTrax callbacks ("Keep rolling!"). It's everything I wanted. If Sting of Death is any indication of what we're in for, then it's a very good time to be a MSTie! Bring on the rest!

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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Remember when Ed Sheeran showed up in Game of Thrones and everyone realized the show had started to suck?

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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Ed Sheeran should’ve done the right thing and dropped himself too so nobody would have to hear his music.

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RiffTrax @rifftrax.com · 14/09/2026

A HUGE thanks to all the MSTies and Traxians who saw Sting of Death in theaters! Your support means the world to us. If you couldn't go, don't worry! The RiffTrax Experiments are coming to our website next month. www.rifftrax.com/mst3k-the-ri...

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who cares. @neverendingsigh.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

@rifftrax.com MST3K: The Rifftrax Experiments tonight was HILARIOUS. one of those where you almost don’t hear the next joke because you’re still laughing from the previous one. can’t wait for the next ones!

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Trey Lawson @tlawson.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Is this it? Are we finally at Next Sunday, A.D.? (Seated for MST3K: The @rifftrax.com Experiments)

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