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@jonhendren.com
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tall but otherwise normal sydney jonhendren.com

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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 20h
im more of an apl.de.ap guy
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 29/09/2026
you can tell english cuisine is bad because one of the better things they do is cook a tomato for breakfast
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 27/09/2026
Yuko the pug #Yuko
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𝐟𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐠 @ruleo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
hell yeah found my old GitSe edit
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 24/09/2026
She freaked out until I put her up here on my lap and then she sat quietly like this for 10 min
Yuko the pug using computer Yuko the pug using computer
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 24/09/2026
reading about the pros and cons of abolishing time zones. i would have to throw like 4 of my shirts away
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 24/09/2026
just saw an ai deep fake clip from "Grumpy Old Men" (1993) where walter matthau and jack lemmon show each other their penises 👍
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David Cooper @davidbcooper.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Starting my day making some art.
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 22/09/2026
the equinox sucks !!!!!! boooo!!!! i care only for the #solstice
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 28/10/2024
Eminem will reveal his new dance tonight on the evening news. His crazy new dance will heal the world.
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 17/09/2026
Today is the only day you can repost this..
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 16/09/2026
everyone used to say he should mackle less. but what if this IS the mackling. was mackling actually a good thing the whole time.....
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 14/09/2026
sucks how many restaurants on king street have the shitty AI flyers up now. please just use a sharpie and a sheet of paper and write "buy sand witch here" instead. the "im a small business owner i dont have resources for a designer" is horseshit, you're just lazy and you despise your community
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 14/09/2026
I ate a small treat and Yuko found out. Do you think she is mad at me? The answer is in the alt text .
Yuko the pug. She is mad at me !!!!!
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 12/09/2026
We have come to the cbd today to enjoy the nice weather.
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 05/09/2026
Cheers all
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 04/09/2026
they got my ass. im doing the e40 noise
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 04/09/2026
its getting warm out today. check out this dragonfly chilling upside down
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 01/09/2026
you know how pandas had trouble reproducing so someone had the idea to make panda porno and then show it to the pandas. would've been real weird around the office if that didn't work
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
This is what my nightmares are like after I take too much cough syrup
A bunch of YouTubers doing the o face for GTA6
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がんぼるぞい®︎ 💪🐶✨borzoiボルゾイ @ganborzoi.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
早く僕のバーガーキングを作って。がんぼるぞい。 translation: Please build a Burger King for me soon.
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TallFroGuy - Shape Decider @tallfroguy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Babe #critterposting
Crude drawing of a one eyed pug in someones arms in front of buildings, traffic lights that read tfg and an intimidating stranger. Shaped like shapes
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 29/08/2026
pig in the city
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 27/08/2026
Yuko loves to climb up onto my arm and sit like a frog while i use computer
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 26/08/2026
We ride the bus 🙂
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
computer graphics (1983) archive.org/details/TODA...
a 3d rendered skeleton on a chequered scape, a see through cactus to the left. the skeleton is wearing a cowboy hat and is resting one leg on a disembodied eyeball. hills in the background.
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 23/08/2026
poor design. the game should naturally lead the player to discover the elf
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 21/08/2026
every pub in the inner west is legally obligated to employ a 25 year old man who looks like joe exotic
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 21/08/2026
the polygon count on this mans jeans
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 18/08/2026
calmly sitting at home thinking about my new business idea "a slightly smaller computer desk and chair for guys who want to look really buff and huge at work"
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 17/08/2026
there should be a "not bad" button you can press in your browser for when an article or site is pretty good but not good enough to share on the main thing. and when you're really bored you can go look at the not bad feed and see all your homies not bads
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 16/08/2026
Greetings to my friend, Dildo Chewer. I didn't name him that's just his name
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 15/08/2026
i was just carrying a monitor upstairs and remembered the time i was in las vegas doing a marketing trade show at the mandalay bay and our booth didn't come with a monitor so i went to frys electronics because it was just like 2 miles away so i got a cab, but i had trouble getting a ride back so
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 14/08/2026
the lonely stoner seems to free his mind at night.. #anko
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Bro. People are cool as fuck.
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 12/08/2026
at an introvert-inclusive chaphop-inspired burlesque show having a cocktail shaped like a big dr who phone booth .. ahh life is good
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 11/08/2026
if your restaurant has really messy food i think you should have some tables be inside enclosed booths so people can take their shirt off to eat in there .
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 10/08/2026
this guy said i can say the c word now. but i will not say it !!!!!!!!!!
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arr @arr.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
back in the 90s it seemed clear that we would get ever more powerful babecubes as computer technology advanced. but that future never came to pass.
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 06/08/2026
pretty much every problem with the internet would be solved if we made javascript illegal. let us return to the Old Ways
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 05/08/2026
Ok
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 03/08/2026
fuck webp. all my homies hate webp
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 31/07/2026
i do think ai companies should fail and the bubble should burst but i also think a lot of people are cheering it on bc they think ssd/gpu prices will go back to normal and/or all the slop will go away and that's uhhhhh not at all true. if anything it will make those things much worse
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 30/07/2026
an ernest-urkel crossover would be complete chaos. thats probably why it never happened
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 29/07/2026
i found an ancient phone backup the other day and here are some photos i took of the old somethingawful office in lees summit around 2011 or 2012. and a couple never before seen pics of smash mouth eat the eggs . and some discount ed hardy beer that made me VERY sick
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 28/07/2026
yep i am #back on #ebay #backonebay
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 26/07/2026
the reason a lot of people wear the butt plug with the gem on it is so if they get transported back in time they can pry the gem off and sell it to get currency in the olden times. its actually really, really smart
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 23/07/2026
⚠️ STOP SCROLLING ⚠️ You have been visited by the Elf of Luck. Do you ignore her⁉️
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 23/07/2026
why yes i DO want it to look like my car has a number of small fires in it. thank you
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