"fart" @jonhendren.com · 29/09/2026you can tell english cuisine is bad because one of the better things they do is cook a tomato for breakfast 61706
Reposted by "fart"𝐟𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐠 @ruleo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026hell yeah found my old GitSe edit 281725492
"fart" @jonhendren.com · 24/09/2026She freaked out until I put her up here on my lap and then she sat quietly like this for 10 min 72051
"fart" @jonhendren.com · 24/09/2026reading about the pros and cons of abolishing time zones. i would have to throw like 4 of my shirts away 530116
"fart" @jonhendren.com · 24/09/2026just saw an ai deep fake clip from "Grumpy Old Men" (1993) where walter matthau and jack lemmon show each other their penises 👍 101709
Reposted by "fart"David Cooper @davidbcooper.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Starting my day making some art. 261606475
"fart" @jonhendren.com · 22/09/2026the equinox sucks !!!!!! boooo!!!! i care only for the #solstice 81448
Reposted by "fart""fart" @jonhendren.com · 28/10/2024Eminem will reveal his new dance tonight on the evening news. His crazy new dance will heal the world. 1137514
"fart" @jonhendren.com · 16/09/2026everyone used to say he should mackle less. but what if this IS the mackling. was mackling actually a good thing the whole time..... 435434
"fart" @jonhendren.com · 14/09/2026sucks how many restaurants on king street have the shitty AI flyers up now. please just use a sharpie and a sheet of paper and write "buy sand witch here" instead. the "im a small business owner i dont have resources for a designer" is horseshit, you're just lazy and you despise your community 955760
"fart" @jonhendren.com · 14/09/2026I ate a small treat and Yuko found out. Do you think she is mad at me? The answer is in the alt text . 52286
"fart" @jonhendren.com · 04/09/2026its getting warm out today. check out this dragonfly chilling upside down 4610
"fart" @jonhendren.com · 01/09/2026you know how pandas had trouble reproducing so someone had the idea to make panda porno and then show it to the pandas. would've been real weird around the office if that didn't work 51187
Reposted by "fart"Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 31/08/2026This is what my nightmares are like after I take too much cough syrup 24582661449
Reposted by "fart"がんぼるぞい®︎ 💪🐶✨borzoiボルゾイ @ganborzoi.bsky.social · 30/08/2026早く僕のバーガーキングを作って。がんぼるぞい。 translation: Please build a Burger King for me soon. 031048
Reposted by "fart"TallFroGuy - Shape Decider @tallfroguy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Babe #critterposting 550260
"fart" @jonhendren.com · 27/08/2026Yuko loves to climb up onto my arm and sit like a frog while i use computer 878533
Reposted by "fart"videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 17/08/2026computer graphics (1983) archive.org/details/TODA... 4533152
"fart" @jonhendren.com · 23/08/2026poor design. the game should naturally lead the player to discover the elf 226217
"fart" @jonhendren.com · 21/08/2026every pub in the inner west is legally obligated to employ a 25 year old man who looks like joe exotic 1491
"fart" @jonhendren.com · 18/08/2026calmly sitting at home thinking about my new business idea "a slightly smaller computer desk and chair for guys who want to look really buff and huge at work" 31459
"fart" @jonhendren.com · 17/08/2026there should be a "not bad" button you can press in your browser for when an article or site is pretty good but not good enough to share on the main thing. and when you're really bored you can go look at the not bad feed and see all your homies not bads 333415
"fart" @jonhendren.com · 16/08/2026Greetings to my friend, Dildo Chewer. I didn't name him that's just his name 31245
"fart" @jonhendren.com · 15/08/2026i was just carrying a monitor upstairs and remembered the time i was in las vegas doing a marketing trade show at the mandalay bay and our booth didn't come with a monitor so i went to frys electronics because it was just like 2 miles away so i got a cab, but i had trouble getting a ride back so 1861
Reposted by "fart"852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Bro. People are cool as fuck. 274165312325
"fart" @jonhendren.com · 12/08/2026at an introvert-inclusive chaphop-inspired burlesque show having a cocktail shaped like a big dr who phone booth .. ahh life is good 2977
"fart" @jonhendren.com · 11/08/2026if your restaurant has really messy food i think you should have some tables be inside enclosed booths so people can take their shirt off to eat in there . 814610
"fart" @jonhendren.com · 10/08/2026this guy said i can say the c word now. but i will not say it !!!!!!!!!! 306028
Reposted by "fart"arr @arr.bsky.social · 08/08/2026back in the 90s it seemed clear that we would get ever more powerful babecubes as computer technology advanced. but that future never came to pass. 281268211
"fart" @jonhendren.com · 06/08/2026pretty much every problem with the internet would be solved if we made javascript illegal. let us return to the Old Ways 515215
"fart" @jonhendren.com · 31/07/2026i do think ai companies should fail and the bubble should burst but i also think a lot of people are cheering it on bc they think ssd/gpu prices will go back to normal and/or all the slop will go away and that's uhhhhh not at all true. if anything it will make those things much worse 2827
"fart" @jonhendren.com · 30/07/2026an ernest-urkel crossover would be complete chaos. thats probably why it never happened 91076
"fart" @jonhendren.com · 29/07/2026i found an ancient phone backup the other day and here are some photos i took of the old somethingawful office in lees summit around 2011 or 2012. and a couple never before seen pics of smash mouth eat the eggs . and some discount ed hardy beer that made me VERY sick 2561869
"fart" @jonhendren.com · 26/07/2026the reason a lot of people wear the butt plug with the gem on it is so if they get transported back in time they can pry the gem off and sell it to get currency in the olden times. its actually really, really smart 81343176
"fart" @jonhendren.com · 23/07/2026⚠️ STOP SCROLLING ⚠️ You have been visited by the Elf of Luck. Do you ignore her⁉️ 1924434
"fart" @jonhendren.com · 23/07/2026why yes i DO want it to look like my car has a number of small fires in it. thank you 51859
