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Jamie 1947

@jamie1947.bsky.social
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~ I know you all, and will a while uphold the unyoked humor of your idleness!! La for tv animation, Westport frequently. peaked on vine

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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
To people who don’t believe that Kermit the Frog is real: What is the basis for your morality? Where does your moral standard come from?
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richquaker.bsky.social @richquaker.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Jamie 1947 @jamie1947.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Don’t forget to drink so much water that you have to pee eight times in the night. Don’t forget
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Jamie 1947 @jamie1947.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I guess id rather be here, where nothing is happening, instead of Threads, where mind numbingly dumb shit is happening
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
She’s an Emmy winner!!!
@katiedippold tweet:

TBT to Halloween when I dressed as the babadook but my friend's house had more of a grown ups drinking wine vibe

(Image of Katie in full babadook costume and makeup surrounded by people in casual clothes)
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Jamie 1947 @jamie1947.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Not to brag but I’m absolutely killing it with these object rotation videos. Really beautiful to discover new talents as you age
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Jamie 1947 @jamie1947.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Important: Lucky, on Apple+, is very good Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma, now in theatres, is fantastic Furious, on Hulu, is an absolute fucking miracle, one of The Great Shows of All Time. Thanks
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Jamie 1947 @jamie1947.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
pretty messed up that Shakespeare wrote 154 love sonnets and not a single one about the boys being back in town
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r o o @jakepaulsartre.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
EVERY TEEN GIRL IN A 50 MILE RADIUS OF LA: Jared Leto groomed and sexually assaulted me HOLLYWOOD: Jaaareddd. Did you do that, Jared. TINY BABY JARED LETO: [tugs Hollywood down by its sleeve, whispers in its ear] HOLLYWOOD: OK. Ok I'll tell them. Yeah no I dunno he says he didn't do it
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Jamie 1947 @jamie1947.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Meanwhile Emily Wilson LOVED Mandolorian and Grogu, like make it make sense
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
To get casual fans caught up, the new Avengers movie should start with all the characters doing a rap where they say who they are and what their deal is
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Tara Shoe @tarashoe.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
concerts should be at most 25 minutes long. like 7 songs. actually why am I even there to begin with. you know what, never mind do whatever you want
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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
+1 (682) 978-2742 Add
Hello Get paid $700 weekly to put small FritoLay ® sticker on any of your Car, vehicle, bike, house front door, bicycle... To go to website to read more to understand clickHow can that be profitable for Frito-Lay?
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Jamie 1947 @jamie1947.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
In defense of Threads, when I block or mute accounts over there it’s because they’re genuinely offensive or wrongheaded. When I block or mute accounts on Blueksy it’s because the cringe is so deep it feels like it’s in my bones, and it feels like it will stay in my bones forever
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Jamie 1947 @jamie1947.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Raw dogging The Odyssey (seeing it in standard format)
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Kendra Alvey @kendragarden.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
I am not UP nor AT ‘EM but a secret third thing
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Jamie 1947 @jamie1947.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Instead of being my current weight and feeling bloated all the time, I’d really like to be 20 pounds less and feel bloated all the time
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Tara Shoe @tarashoe.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
i’m not built for being seen or heard. I should only be texted. occasionally i can possess another, and visit in a dream. I prefer text
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
lettuce??? how about you, lett-us, shit normally
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Jamie 1947 @jamie1947.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
So yeah The Return (2024) has Ralph Fiennes playing Odysseus in the final chapter of the story- a bit slow, but the finale (bow stuff) absolutely rips shit, the Argus 🐕 scenes are lovely, plus a legit ripped Ralph hangs serious pipe- it’s def worth a watch if you can’t get Imax seats this week
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Tara Shoe @tarashoe.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Dumbass here 👋 isn’t taxing the rich bad because they are the batman? think about it 🤔
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Jamie 1947 @jamie1947.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Will I understand The Odyssey if I haven’t seen The OdyA or The OdyB??! Look if you don’t like it you don’t have to heart it, just move on. You don’t have to get mad im just trying to be friendly
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Jamie 1947 @jamie1947.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I want to make it clear that this IS a joke, but I do, naturally, obviously, assume that everyone in this movie is speaking in British RP. Now to take a large sip of my Cola
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Jamie 1947 @jamie1947.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Currently seated for The Odyssey in IMAX. I haven’t watched any trailers, I’ve avoided the discourse entirely, and I’m absolutely dumb as porridge. I assume it’s an all white cast.
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Jamie 1947 @jamie1947.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I’ve decided to allow Iran to pursue its nuclear weapons program, fuck it
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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 14/07/2026
nice joke, lol, reminds me of this unrelated political thing i can’t stop talking about
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Jamie 1947 @jamie1947.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Me: It must drive vampires crazy that mosquitos can drink blood during the day My son (already owns his own business): dad, do you need money
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Jamie 1947 @jamie1947.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
The real benefit of exercising a lot in your 40s is that you’re going to be in constant pain anyway, so it’s nice to have a reason to be proud of it.
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Jamie 1947 @jamie1947.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I’d be so ripped if I were a dumbass
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Jamie 1947 @jamie1947.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Why do we park in a car part but carp in la brea tar park. haha smoke em if ya bottom. folks. I am in pretty serious debt.
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Jamie 1947 @jamie1947.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Guys. If you google “Twink and Scoot”, you’ll find this picture, and here’s why; the people in this picture are named Twink and Scoot.
Getty images photo of actors Twink Caplan and Scoot McNairy
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Jamie 1947 @jamie1947.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I’m like eight minutes into The Invite and Olivia Wilde is one of the greatest directors of her generation?
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Jamie 1947 @jamie1947.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Threads is still worse!!
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Jamie 1947 @jamie1947.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Important point about this movie, it stars Jeremy Shamos as Clay the news producer, and in 2001 I was in an off-broadway play with Jeremy, again I appreciate your time and consideration
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Jamie 1947 @jamie1947.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Guys I’m watching Disclosure Day again and I’m even more sure Emily Blunt should be nominated, this is the best thing she’s ever done, thanks for your time
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Jamie 1947 @jamie1947.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I really admired the new Supergirl movie- it has a lot going for it, and I applaud its intentions. However, having to sit through it was, uh, a challenge
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Audrey Farnsworth @audipenny.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
America keeps trying to get me to go to her birthday party and I’m like no girl u need to go to the hospital
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RM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
The sun is shining.
"distracted boyfriend" meme with the man holding a woman's hand with the caption "summer's day" but looking lustily at another woman dressed in red with the caption "thee" (an clever illusion to Shakespeare's Sonnet 18)
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Kendra Alvey @kendragarden.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
My bird feeder brings all the squirrels to the yard and I'm like, this isn't for y'all
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Jamie 1947 @jamie1947.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
This is the third time you’ve told me my iced mocha is “basically chocolate milk”, Laura, there will not be a fourth.
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Jamie 1947 @jamie1947.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
So like my body’s not even gonna try to process those kernels of corn
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Jamie 1947 @jamie1947.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
So the English composer Thomas Tallis lived 1505- 1585, but in 1999 he composed the score for the Matthew Broderick “Inspector Gadget” movie, yeah seems right
The IMDb entry on English composer Thomas Tallis, 1505-1585, which claims he wrote the score to Inspector Gadget in 1999
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Jamie 1947 @jamie1947.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
2 Abughazaleh 2 Shrimp
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Jamie 1947 @jamie1947.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I’m watching Boiler Room (2000) for the first time, and while it’s as meh as I’d anticipated, I’m blown away how much Wolf of Wall Street lifts directly from it. Like it’s a remake. Are we sure about Scorsese
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Jamie 1947 @jamie1947.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I’m watching The Good Shepherd (2006) and it’s actually spooky how gorgeous Angelina Jolie was. Her face predicts the insane proportions of beauty standards in the social media era- it almost demands the emergence of AI, if only to compete with this perfection in nature. What a burden, what a freak
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Jamie 1947 @jamie1947.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Is there any song more annoying than the one that plays after the song you’re fixated on ends
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Jamie 1947 @jamie1947.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Toy Story 5 was good and the theater was absolutely paaaacked on a Thursday night- 2026 feels like the “theatrical release is dead” argument wasn’t just wrong, it was wildly wrong. How long can Netflix stay *out* of the cool money hose party?
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Jamie 1947 @jamie1947.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
whats keeping you from achieving this kind of squat depth
Willem Dafoe in a recent photo shoot, sitting comfortably in a remarkably low squat
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Jamie 1947 @jamie1947.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I made EVERYONE IN THE BACK OF THE PLANE listen for the chirping “Find My” AirPods noise, only to discover they were in my seat back pocket all along. We’re still on the tarmac and I’ve already ruined this flight
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