Reposted by Jamie 1947A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026To people who don’t believe that Kermit the Frog is real: What is the basis for your morality? Where does your moral standard come from? 963622663
Reposted by Jamie 1947richquaker.bsky.social @richquaker.bsky.social · 26/09/2026@jamie1947.bsky.social 04041947 111
Jamie 1947 @jamie1947.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Don’t forget to drink so much water that you have to pee eight times in the night. Don’t forget 050
Jamie 1947 @jamie1947.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I guess id rather be here, where nothing is happening, instead of Threads, where mind numbingly dumb shit is happening 130
Jamie 1947 @jamie1947.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Not to brag but I’m absolutely killing it with these object rotation videos. Really beautiful to discover new talents as you age 030
Jamie 1947 @jamie1947.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Important: Lucky, on Apple+, is very good Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma, now in theatres, is fantastic Furious, on Hulu, is an absolute fucking miracle, one of The Great Shows of All Time. Thanks 030
Jamie 1947 @jamie1947.bsky.social · 31/07/2026pretty messed up that Shakespeare wrote 154 love sonnets and not a single one about the boys being back in town 061
Reposted by Jamie 1947r o o @jakepaulsartre.bsky.social · 29/07/2026EVERY TEEN GIRL IN A 50 MILE RADIUS OF LA: Jared Leto groomed and sexually assaulted me HOLLYWOOD: Jaaareddd. Did you do that, Jared. TINY BABY JARED LETO: [tugs Hollywood down by its sleeve, whispers in its ear] HOLLYWOOD: OK. Ok I'll tell them. Yeah no I dunno he says he didn't do it 850494
Jamie 1947 @jamie1947.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Meanwhile Emily Wilson LOVED Mandolorian and Grogu, like make it make sense 020
Reposted by Jamie 1947pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 26/07/2026To get casual fans caught up, the new Avengers movie should start with all the characters doing a rap where they say who they are and what their deal is 1344426506
Reposted by Jamie 1947Tara Shoe @tarashoe.bsky.social · 27/07/2026concerts should be at most 25 minutes long. like 7 songs. actually why am I even there to begin with. you know what, never mind do whatever you want 2325
Jamie 1947 @jamie1947.bsky.social · 24/07/2026In defense of Threads, when I block or mute accounts over there it’s because they’re genuinely offensive or wrongheaded. When I block or mute accounts on Blueksy it’s because the cringe is so deep it feels like it’s in my bones, and it feels like it will stay in my bones forever 041
Jamie 1947 @jamie1947.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Raw dogging The Odyssey (seeing it in standard format) 020
Reposted by Jamie 1947Kendra Alvey @kendragarden.bsky.social · 22/12/2024I am not UP nor AT ‘EM but a secret third thing 39717
Jamie 1947 @jamie1947.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Instead of being my current weight and feeling bloated all the time, I’d really like to be 20 pounds less and feel bloated all the time 041
Reposted by Jamie 1947Tara Shoe @tarashoe.bsky.social · 30/08/2025i’m not built for being seen or heard. I should only be texted. occasionally i can possess another, and visit in a dream. I prefer text 1651210
Reposted by Jamie 1947alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 20/07/2026lettuce??? how about you, lett-us, shit normally 46710
Jamie 1947 @jamie1947.bsky.social · 19/07/2026So yeah The Return (2024) has Ralph Fiennes playing Odysseus in the final chapter of the story- a bit slow, but the finale (bow stuff) absolutely rips shit, the Argus 🐕 scenes are lovely, plus a legit ripped Ralph hangs serious pipe- it’s def worth a watch if you can’t get Imax seats this week 130
Reposted by Jamie 1947Tara Shoe @tarashoe.bsky.social · 28/06/2025Dumbass here 👋 isn’t taxing the rich bad because they are the batman? think about it 🤔 1627
Jamie 1947 @jamie1947.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Will I understand The Odyssey if I haven’t seen The OdyA or The OdyB??! Look if you don’t like it you don’t have to heart it, just move on. You don’t have to get mad im just trying to be friendly 050
Jamie 1947 @jamie1947.bsky.social · 17/07/2026I want to make it clear that this IS a joke, but I do, naturally, obviously, assume that everyone in this movie is speaking in British RP. Now to take a large sip of my Cola 010
Jamie 1947 @jamie1947.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Currently seated for The Odyssey in IMAX. I haven’t watched any trailers, I’ve avoided the discourse entirely, and I’m absolutely dumb as porridge. I assume it’s an all white cast. 030
Jamie 1947 @jamie1947.bsky.social · 15/07/2026I’ve decided to allow Iran to pursue its nuclear weapons program, fuck it 020
Reposted by Jamie 1947al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 14/07/2026nice joke, lol, reminds me of this unrelated political thing i can’t stop talking about 172991568
Reposted by Jamie 1947Jamie 1947 @jamie1947.bsky.social · 27/11/2024Me: It must drive vampires crazy that mosquitos can drink blood during the day My son (already owns his own business): dad, do you need money 011213
Reposted by Jamie 1947Jamie 1947 @jamie1947.bsky.social · 13/02/2025The real benefit of exercising a lot in your 40s is that you’re going to be in constant pain anyway, so it’s nice to have a reason to be proud of it. 2394
Reposted by Jamie 1947Jamie 1947 @jamie1947.bsky.social · 10/12/2024Why do we park in a car part but carp in la brea tar park. haha smoke em if ya bottom. folks. I am in pretty serious debt. 434161
Reposted by Jamie 1947Jamie 1947 @jamie1947.bsky.social · 15/06/2025Guys. If you google “Twink and Scoot”, you’ll find this picture, and here’s why; the people in this picture are named Twink and Scoot. 231
Jamie 1947 @jamie1947.bsky.social · 11/07/2026I’m like eight minutes into The Invite and Olivia Wilde is one of the greatest directors of her generation? 130
Jamie 1947 @jamie1947.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Important point about this movie, it stars Jeremy Shamos as Clay the news producer, and in 2001 I was in an off-broadway play with Jeremy, again I appreciate your time and consideration 010
Jamie 1947 @jamie1947.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Guys I’m watching Disclosure Day again and I’m even more sure Emily Blunt should be nominated, this is the best thing she’s ever done, thanks for your time 240
Jamie 1947 @jamie1947.bsky.social · 03/07/2026I really admired the new Supergirl movie- it has a lot going for it, and I applaud its intentions. However, having to sit through it was, uh, a challenge 010
Reposted by Jamie 1947Audrey Farnsworth @audipenny.bsky.social · 03/07/2026America keeps trying to get me to go to her birthday party and I’m like no girl u need to go to the hospital 85204105088
Reposted by Jamie 1947Kendra Alvey @kendragarden.bsky.social · 19/05/2026My bird feeder brings all the squirrels to the yard and I'm like, this isn't for y'all 27521
Jamie 1947 @jamie1947.bsky.social · 30/06/2026This is the third time you’ve told me my iced mocha is “basically chocolate milk”, Laura, there will not be a fourth. 040
Jamie 1947 @jamie1947.bsky.social · 30/06/2026So like my body’s not even gonna try to process those kernels of corn 260
Jamie 1947 @jamie1947.bsky.social · 27/06/2026So the English composer Thomas Tallis lived 1505- 1585, but in 1999 he composed the score for the Matthew Broderick “Inspector Gadget” movie, yeah seems right 160
Jamie 1947 @jamie1947.bsky.social · 27/06/2026I’m watching Boiler Room (2000) for the first time, and while it’s as meh as I’d anticipated, I’m blown away how much Wolf of Wall Street lifts directly from it. Like it’s a remake. Are we sure about Scorsese 030
Jamie 1947 @jamie1947.bsky.social · 25/06/2026I’m watching The Good Shepherd (2006) and it’s actually spooky how gorgeous Angelina Jolie was. Her face predicts the insane proportions of beauty standards in the social media era- it almost demands the emergence of AI, if only to compete with this perfection in nature. What a burden, what a freak 030
Jamie 1947 @jamie1947.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Is there any song more annoying than the one that plays after the song you’re fixated on ends 030
Jamie 1947 @jamie1947.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Toy Story 5 was good and the theater was absolutely paaaacked on a Thursday night- 2026 feels like the “theatrical release is dead” argument wasn’t just wrong, it was wildly wrong. How long can Netflix stay *out* of the cool money hose party? 040
Jamie 1947 @jamie1947.bsky.social · 19/06/2026whats keeping you from achieving this kind of squat depth 130
Jamie 1947 @jamie1947.bsky.social · 18/06/2026I made EVERYONE IN THE BACK OF THE PLANE listen for the chirping “Find My” AirPods noise, only to discover they were in my seat back pocket all along. We’re still on the tarmac and I’ve already ruined this flight 020