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@jane.meangirls.online
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Hot work, lads. @battingaround.bsky.social Minneapolis. she/her.

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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 10h
Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
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Bradford William Davis @bwd.bsky.social · 5h
Distracted boyfriend but it’s Sophie Cunningham pivoting from basketball to a podcast mic
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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 5h
people are unfair about Sophie Cunningham’s stats because they don’t understand she’s a role player. that role? game loser
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Jane @jane.meangirls.online · 6h
how many go-fast boats will it have
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Jane @jane.meangirls.online · 16h
pray for jane
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Fox Mulder Bat Flip @mulderbatflip.net · 30/09/2026
The Philadelphia Phillies will play October baseball. Their fans could not be angrier
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Jane @jane.meangirls.online · 30/09/2026
go ahead, Phillies, keep scoring runs. it only makes your fans madder.
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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Jordan @jordanfreiman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
the phillies have tied it up. phillies fans are madder than theyve ever been about this development
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Jane @jane.meangirls.online · 30/09/2026
I’m going to sell the Phillies so many medbeds this offseason
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Michael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Probably the first time in 15 years I've looked at something Bryce Harper's done and thought "yeah that's how I would've done it"
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 30/09/2026
Here’s the bigger ask I mentioned: I owe $6k in back rent. I’ve been selling my limited belongings to reduce the number but it is slow going and I can’t hope to cover it all, especially not in the short time I have. I have enough to cover October rent and little more. More details below.
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Michael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm delighted by the Yankees' 16-hitter wild card roster. If you have enough position players with even one big league quality skill you have to be nuts to take more than 10 or 11 pitchers to a best-of-three series
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Everybody Except the Yankees Is Doing Wild Card Roster Construction Wrong
Only Cashman and Boone are bold enough to design a roster fit for a best-of-three series, rather than a best-of-162.
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Jane @jane.meangirls.online · 30/09/2026
she's always been faultless, to me
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Roger Cormier @themetsnewsletter.com · 29/09/2026
"Authorities say the phony pope can be recognized by his high-top sneakers and incredibly foul mouth."
Not the real Pope sitting in the stands
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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I keep seeing people say this, but the Astros have had Satan on their side for a decade, and who do you really trust to deliver in These Times. bsky.app/profile/herr...
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Girl its Punkin Fall
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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A pitching change at 1-0 in the top of the first inning. This is what October is all about
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liv ❤️💀 @fixurheartordie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
hey AP, I just want to talk about your choice of thumbnail here (you monsters)
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Batting Around Podcast @battingaround.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
you gotta listen to this to find out about Lauren's new hobby, which is both extremely healthy and kinda sorta batshit
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Kayfabe? In My Baseball?
The regular season is over and not a second too soon for some of us. We look forward (kinda, mostly) to the postseason, look back at 2026, and talk about Bryce Harper's couch you can get at the Goodwi
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inthefade @ihavethatonvinyl.com · 29/09/2026
once again @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social speaks my mind in his newsletter
The fact that the Phillies, White Sox, and Astros are all going with bullpen games in Game 1 of the postseason is pathetic. Save me the strategy talk. I know why they're doing it. I just find bullpen games to be aesthetic nightmares and they piss me off. If playoff teams can't find a single starting pitcher for Game 1, maybe we have too many teams in the playoffs.
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It's Craigin' Time @cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com · 29/09/2026
I'm just some nobody, but I think if this is how you set up your corporate governance for an IPO you just shouldn't be allowed access to public money
Under this arrangement, a majority vote of the seven co-founders ​will direct a single share of Class F stock that amounts to 50.1% of the total voting power over key corporate matters, including the election of some board directors and other matters ​submitted to investors.
Anthropic's four other classes of shares have various functions or limits, among them minimal voting rights for the company's strategic partners. And while the ⁠Class A common stock for average investors will come with one vote per share, Anthropic's novel capital structure could effectively diminish the influence of everyday investors.
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
How it started/how it’s going
Trevor Lee
@VoteTrevorLee
Thanks @nickshirleyy for hoodie.
We're cleaning up the fraud in UtahBREAKING: Utah state Rep. Trevor Lee has been charged with mortgage and communications fraud ksl.com/article/
516296... #utpol @KSLcom @KSL5TV
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@ddeaen

iphones ruined an entire generation's tech literacy because i regularly see 14+ year olds asking how to make a desktop shortcut or duplicate a File

@inkballpro

i was literally figuring out virtual machines and basic linux at like 6 lol

@ddeaen

this is also not normal im sorry
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Curb Your Malthusiasm @manucleardevice.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
4th annual Beach episode! We talked about some of our favorite little pops of culture so far this year (did not get to my laundry list of mind bending PCA stats because who would want that on a baseball podcast)
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 27/09/2026
felt very strongly that we needed this image on this platform
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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
astros winning the AL West
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Luigi Wins in Mario Party Mini-Game
ALT: Luigi Wins in Mario Party Mini-Game
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Thinking of the old lady outside Citizens Bank last night who was asked “Do you think there could still be a Red October” and she replied “If there is, they don’t deserve it”
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It's Craigin' Time @cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com · 27/09/2026
Phillies fans today
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Jane @jane.meangirls.online · 27/09/2026
a perfect local subreddit post
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Brian K. @briank.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
JOHN SCHNEIDER: Do you want me to take you out of this game where the only significance is your personal achievement? RED ASS SCHERZER: Sure, boss.
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Jane @jane.meangirls.online · 27/09/2026
Faker than wrestling imo
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Jane @jane.meangirls.online · 27/09/2026
I love to log into an account to get to a support chat, then enter my name and email in a form to start the support chat, then be asked to verify my name and email address by the support agent in that chat where I’ve already logged in and filled out a form.
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Jane @jane.meangirls.online · 27/09/2026
the Phillies winning this game would be the actual torture for Phillies fans
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
think all straight people who discoursed at great and punishing length about a western mass lesbian bar should have to give equal airtime to this. it’s your own community this time!
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Heat (1995) @heatfilm1995.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Book about metals.
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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
George RR Martin loves to sometimes just give you a guy named Justynn
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Timmy Jackpots, The $13,250 Diamond Dazzler @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 26/09/2026
I don't want to be hyperbolic. But here are some people who need to square up with God about how much suffering they bring into the world. Actual, for real, bona fide blood on their hands. I'm sure it's all just an abstract intellectual challenge to them; gotta hit those KPIs; just following orders.
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Jane @jane.meangirls.online · 27/09/2026
Nobody has a screenshot of this so I don’t think this survey actually exists, but I do think they’ll do Harry Potter UB or Secret Laor eventually. You won’t get a survey testing the waters when it happens, though, they don’t need customer input for that decision.
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Talia "ATTACK DOGS is out now!" Bhatt ⚢ @taliabhatt.itch.io · 27/09/2026
Transphobia is genuinely an elite fixation that is much less popular than most politicians and media outlets would have you believe.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@ChrisStephensMD

CNN ANCHOR: this is NOT the america any of us signed up for. we’ll be right back.

(five ads designed to trick old poor people into going bankrupt play)

CNN ANCHOR: and we’re back
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Dozens of people went completely insane from becoming big time internet celebrities after reaching 1000 (one thousand) followers. I've never seen anything like it, and I pray I never do again
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Gangly Bitch @gangly-bitch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Nate Pentz @natepentz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Love to see it.
Tres leches vs Minnesota 

Clark 2 points 
MAGA Barbie 0 points 
Hull 5 points
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Ellsworth Online @ellsworth29.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
chat, do we think the pivot is working
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Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
They think we're too fucking stupid to notice
Dunkin Donuts logoLesbian pride flag
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Jane @jane.meangirls.online · 24/09/2026
is she uhhh...ya know...from Boston?
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Jane @jane.meangirls.online · 24/09/2026
i felt so productive this morning while i was making biscuits and gravy. then i ate the biscuits and gravy for breakfast and feel like i'll never be productive ever again.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Fallout New Vegas is really a story about how anything is possible as long as you have a dream and are also willing to take a pile of drugs
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